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i love how many spider-kiddos me and my shipping buddies have created 🫶🏻

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i’m in ireland …

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PROMPTS BASED ON WEIRD SHIT ME & MY BF HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER

" you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain ? NO. it climbed the spout again. lock in twin. "

" i'm going to have to shit so bad later. "

" he was right, i am a weenie hut jr. "

" my constitution is a 1 because i get tummy aches. "

" can i get smooches on the skibidi toilet ? "

" i'm letting you get away with being this gay because it's pride month. "

" will thy maiden match milord's freak ? "

" what in the hillbilly yeehaw john deer tractor confederate flag is goin on. "

" i kissed you because your breath smells like pumpkin & it smells nice. "

" the fatter the ass, the kinder you are. "

" i believed i was a little german boy. "

" cardi b once said ' broke bitches don't deserve no pussy ' & i live by that. "

" RIP [NAME], THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE. IN THE FROZEN AISLE OF VONS. "

" he's so hot & then wonders why he attracts all these people ??? stop being a whore. "

" for lack of better words, i'm so silly. "

" yeah he's a murderer, he eats people, but look how cute he is right now. "

" devastated. i knew this man was a bottom yet here i am. "

" ayo, i bet his dick is huge. "

" it's okay, trauma makes you hot, baby girl. "

" i was not having a baja blast, but that’s all in the baja past. "

" he's GAY, harold. "

" listen, she's a freak, but only because she knows how to love with her WHOLE PUSSY. "

" bro not to sound like a middle aged white woman but this shit is breathtaking. "

" i kiss all my homies goodnight, that's my ninja way. "

" i have no bedtime, i am god. "

" i love you, say it back. "

" nah bb u fine as hell, just the way you ate them 9 tacos surprised me. "

" life update : the voices are getting louder. "

" imagine having beef with me. i'm just a funny jokester. a silly little guy. you're gonna have beef with a silly little guy ? for shame. "

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Dear Peter Parker-Kent ,

Let me smash.

Your loving husband, Clark Parker-Kent

where’s the brisket

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🫶🏻 mutuals can i send you some asks ?

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i’m afraid peter is a hopeless romantic; he wants marriage and kids and a shared mortgage, but he won’t give up spider-man. you need to love the hero as much as the man, you need to know the hero IS just a man. also, dating is hard for single dads. if his twins don’t like you . . .

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/ small vent

this is the busiest week of the busiest month of the busiest year of my life. i miss being here, i feel very out of touch with my dash and new mutuals, i feel kind of lonely and drained and wish there could be more hours in the day. my flight to ireland 🇮🇪 is friday and i haven’t even had time to get to all the required readings for the course. and i officially move out of my current place on thursday, and i still work tomorrow, so you can see that i am very small and have no money … in the end, though, i want to say that i think this trip ( even though it’s a study abroad program with schooling involved ) will allow me some measure of peace and time. i’ll be taking some of that time to really go through my followers, inbox, and drafts, and seeing what stays and what just needs to go for my own peace of mind. thank you for being patient with me while my whole life got tossed around this year 🫶🏻

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hmm… the evidence …

guys peter is not a strict bottom his ass is just fat

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guys peter is not a strict bottom his ass is just fat

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do you guys like peter or

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one of my favorite aspects of peter’s spider-sense is how little day-to-day details like this tie together the fact that it’s a precognitive ability. despite jumping off a building it doesn’t go off because it’s already anticipated his rescue. and peter generally operates with a consistent low-buzz of spider sense that directs him through daily movements (avoiding puddles, electric sockets, watching eyes) so he’s learned to identity the differences in “small danger” and “big danger”

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i just wanted to give a shout out to my mutuals who are still interested in my portrayal of peter 🫶🏻 thanks for being to tolerant of my sporadic activity during the current state of my life, it means a lot that people still want to talk, send memes, and wait for drafts / plots that i’m attempting to do whenever i have spare time and motivation. this isn’t the summer of free time that i envisioned, but things ARE getting better 🥰

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peter…

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i just wanted to give a shout out to my mutuals who are still interested in my portrayal of peter 🫶🏻 thanks for being to tolerant of my sporadic activity during the current state of my life, it means a lot that people still want to talk, send memes, and wait for drafts / plots that i’m attempting to do whenever i have spare time and motivation. this isn’t the summer of free time that i envisioned, but things ARE getting better 🥰

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beau and bailey — different art styles aside, here’s a more accurate depiction of their physical differences in their most “human” forms.

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while i really love jul/ian m/orris as my fc for peter, he doesn’t fully embody the look (not an easy feat since peter is a comic character). first off, peter cannot easily grow facial hair — he can try, it just takes weeks and weeks and months to have a full, nice beard. which isn’t even worth it because it would itch under the mask. second, his hair is usually long enough to curl at his neck due to lack of time / ability to schedule hair cuts. think his 80’s shaggy mullet look. third, peter has freckles and moles / beauty marks. face, shoulders, torso, you name it. the freckles are fainter, but if he gets a lot of sun they darker and multiply.

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btw new lore update incoming!

i thought about it for a while, because it involves diverging quite a bit from canon as well as some details that i just didn’t overall vibe with ( so scrapped from my own hc ) but im just hardcore vibing with dad!peter right now, so i couldn’t help but finally revisit and actually hammer some details out. essentially, during bailey’s captivity and subsequent experimentation, he was literally genetically pulled in half. every single bit of his dna / genes / makeup was halved, then spider dna was stitched into the gap. the other half of him was then stitched onto the remaining half of the spider dna, creating “two bailey’s”.

THIS IS NOT A CLONE SITUATION. his dna was NOT replicated, it was SPLICED. this essentially makes the two “bailey’s” twins. since he hasn’t really been given a name, ive decided to call the twin “BEAU”. because beau was base-spider added-human, he doesn’t have bailey’s memories, nor is he familiar with human social interaction and convention. he’s been learning, and is more interested in being a “kid” and having friends, even going to school very happily — opposite of bailey, who would throw everything away to be spider-boy 24/7. beau has always present spider characteristics: fully fanged teeth, clawed fingertips, and fully black sclera with bright yellow irises. he cannot suppress these traits from his appearance, but can suppress the six other eyes he has, much like bailey.

i don’t mind integrating beau into my canon, but it also means removing tabitha ( bailey & beau’s mom ) from the picture entirely. i don’t like how marvel handled the reappearance of her, as i think the storyline itself was a little too hopeful / extremely random and also REALLY messed with the timeline of events. so she usually doesn’t exist in my ‘verse, unless as a figure with shared custody of bailey due to him being legally placed with peter after she’d been gone for five-six year, and she’s otherwise running a home for the other children who suffered experimentation and now have inhuman appearances.

OVERALL, i hope you don’t mind if i start including more bailey AND beau content in my writing; whether that just be referencing both or bringing them up in ship dynamics ( because your muse would be dating a single dad of 2 ).