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oh, shi-long lang, the manwhore that you are

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I'm constantly baffled at the lack of character x reader content in this fandom. You could probably argue it's because character x character ships are very popular, but that doesn't really seem like an issue in other fandoms where shipping is also popular.

Everyone in this game is built like an underwear model and breasts boobily down the stairs at any given chance, but it somehow doesn't seem to translate into x reader or x oc fanwork. I don't really see any in the tags since I stopped posting my bs and I don't get why.

Like is it the age of the games? Lack of new fans or general lack of fan interest? Everyone I know in this fandom is horny as hell, and yet no one is channeling that into fics about ******* Blackquill's **** for example and that confounds me.

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"Pray forgive the discourtesy of flinging my feathered companion toward the defense"

I finished playing TGAA and fell in love with the sprites, so I tried them with my favorite lawyers from the main games ^^

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Happy Manwhore Monday, everyone!

On this fine day I give to you my official Ace Attorney characters Manwhore tier list. As usual, I take no criticism.

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does this count as negging

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I'm almost done with my current SOJ playthrough and I have to say that a) someone on the dev team really, really loves flashbacks and b) Rayfa has a better character arc than Nahyuta

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has anyone else considered the absolutely rancid vibes of a potential simon blackquill x ema skye x nahyuta sahdmadhi pairing or am i insane

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ooooh..... hypocrisy......

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sorry about the blaquill spam, i'm so normal (tm) about that bag of pixels i swear

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reject modernity (delivery apps), embrace tradition (train a hawk to do your shopping)

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he came here to have a good time testify and is feeling so attacked right now

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Blackquill in DD: I am a man of honour. I will die for my convictions. I must protect my Master's most precious treasure at all cost.

Blackquill in SOJ: If my favourite noodle joint closes down, I'm going to kill everyone in this courtroom and then myself AND you all owe me lunch money.

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Oooh, look at Mr. r/iamveryculinary over here

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I appreciate that they brought Blackquill back for a single case in SOJ with the sole purpose of letting him be a nuisance

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That's it, we're impregnating Phoenix Wright.

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I've finally gotten around to replaying Spirit of Justice and Nahyuta is just such a nothingburger of a character, huh.

Like, I don't detest him like a lot of people do, but he's just... there. Not much would change without him.