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[writingdarling]

I have no idea if there are any twst enjoyers here cause I haven't posted any fics for twst yet but idk yall look at my pretty baby I worked very hard on them 🥺

Do we fw Magical Girl Yuusona's?

On a unrelated note-

This is Yusyaira Mikaela! Otherwise known as Ribbon's when in their magical girl form (Ace called her that as a joke, Riddle used it once and their fate was sealed)

Yusyaira was transported to NRC like any other yu, but when they were unceremoniously dumped out of the coffin, a unknown compact rolled out with them, with a pink crystal attached.

It's not until Riddle's overblot when Yusyaira even tries to use the compact and that's when they transform.

The compact gives Yusyaira a outfit change, a magical weapon and increase physical strength but other than that, she is still, effectively magicless

Grim only gets a different bow during the transformation lol but Yusyaira has the ability to create a leash that connects to the collar around Grim's neck in case they need to pull him out of danger.

Fun Facts!

While they are very fem-presenting, Yusyaira uses they/she pronouns

Yusyaira usually only transforms for fights of any kind, but have been known to transform when running late to class because the extra strength allows her to scale the building (Crewel has seen them come into class via window)

I need to design their weapon and maybe redo the compact cause I think it's a bit boring lol

We can blame pretty cure for the Magical Girl brainworm

[writingdarling]

hii could i request the kc li’s x a s/o who loves them so much they start bawling their eyes out like full on SOBBING. like they could be idk cuddling or even just kissing and the reader would just start BAWLING while going on a rant about how much they love them.

if you do it, THANK YOU

i LOVE, LOVE, LOVE SILLY READERS HEHEHEE

Killer Chat L.I's x Crying!Reader

Content Warnings: Violence, Blood, Mentions of Injury,

Ronin

It’s a normal night in for the two of you

Ronin having just gotten back from a stress relieving murder and you having just stepped out the shower

Ronin walks in the bedroom, sweaty, blood splatter all over his clothes, but he smiles softly at you, pressing a kiss to your cheek as he passes you to get to the bathroom

“Need’a clean up. You look nice, see ya’ in a min.”

It domestic in a fucked up way that makes you wanna cry

Which is what Ronin finds you doing on the bed when he finally gets out of the bathroom, his newly washed clothes dropping onto the floor with a wet sound as he stares at you

“What the fuck ? What happened ?!”

“I really fucking love you, you fucking insane demon ! WAHHHH-”

You somehow start to cry harder

“What.”

Ronin slides onto the bed next to you, disbelief on his face

“Sorry, is lovin’ me so bad that you’re having a breakdown over it or some- Hey !”

You tackle him and start sobbing into his shoulder

“NO IT’S GOOD I JUST GET CUTENESS DEPRESSION AND I’M SOBBING CAUSE I LOVE YOU WAAHHHHHH-”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS CUTENESS DEPRESSION ???”

It’s the first time you ever cried about loving him too much

It’s not the last time

You two could be playing Mario Kart or something and suddenly you’re tearing up because he looks so happy winning 

“Are you crying again ?”

“I love youuuuuUUUuuUuuUuUUuuuUUUUUuuuUUuuUU~”

“Yeah, love ‘ya too.”

Angel

Angel had offered to do your makeup and vice versa

She had done yours earlier, her touch featherlight as she brushed on your eyeshadow

And now you were doing hers, you on her lap and her head in your hands

It’s been awhile since you had moved and Angel had assumed you were just deciding between colours or something so she had just opened one eye to check on you-

Anndddd your crying in her lap looking like a kicked puppy

“Babe ?!! Why are you crying ??! Wait are you in pain, did something poke you, did you cut yourself on something-”

“You’re so pretty and I love you so much and- and- and- ANGEL !”

You sob into her shoulder and Angel, half-done makeup Angel, just held you, still confused as hell

It takes awhile until you calm down and Angel finds out that, yeah, your ok, it’s just how you express very intense emotions

Does it kinda freak her out when you just start sobbing during cute moments between the two of you ? 

Yes, but she also loves you a lot so she just finds it endearing most of the time 

“Babe ?”

“...Yeah ?”

“Are you crying again ?”

“YeAhH.”

“I’ll go get you some water and tissues ok ?”

“I love you so much.”

Misaki 

It’s been a chill night for the two of you, with Misaki messing around with her phone and you playing animal crossing on the tv

Misaki only looked at you for a moment, eyes darting away from the screena dn then back again-

And then they fully face you when she sees your eyes filled with tears, looking at them like they had just been pronounced dead

“WHAT, WHY ARE YOU CRYING WHAT HAPPENED.”

Before you can even get a word out Misaki is already pulling you into a tight hug and just rubbing your back, though you can tell by her heartbeat that they are quite literally freaking the fuck out

“Misaki, love, holy shit I love you, I’m so glad Ronin is a fucking asshole and invited me onto the server even though he knew I was a writer even though he did give me heart attacks for days on end at first because I met you and I love you and I wanna- be- with you- waaAAHHHHHH-”

Misaki goes from stressed, to confused to kind of touched and then stressed again because you haven’t inhaled in a hot minute-

You start crying around them more, usually during the quiet moments where you two are just enjoying each other's company

“...Misaki-”

“BABE YOU’RE CRYING !?”

“I love youuuuuuuu~”

I love you too but that can’t be healthy for your tear ducts.”

Sometimes if you say something particularly sappy, Misaki starts tearing up too and you two just sob together in each other's arms

It’s very romantic

V

It’s the end of date night for you and V

He had taken you out sightseeing and shopping in London, his warm hand holding your own as the two of you walked on the busy streets, every so often you’d tugged on him to stop as you gazed at every little thing you found interesting

It had been a very productive day

He had just tucked you into bed beside him, turning for a moment just to turn off his bedside lamp before V heard sniffling

Wondering whether you may have caught a cold during your day out he turns-

As sees big fat tears just rolling down your cheeks while you gaze at him with the most lovestruck face he’s ever seen in his life

It’s not very often you see V become surprised, but the way his mouth drops open in a panic makes you laugh even through the tears

“Are you alright my love ? Are you in pain ? Should I dial-”

“No, no, it’s…I love you so much and I’m so grateful that you chose me and that I get to spend all this time with my favouritest person in the world and- Holy shit V I love you.”

You basically throw yourself into his arms while V himself just feels his whole face getting flushed

After that, V asks whether you should see a doctor because he knows that crying when professing feelings of intense love is definitely not normal and even though he loves you and finds it endearing he is slightly wondering whether you might need some mental evaluation-

You shrug him off and say you’ve always cried when you feel intense feelings of love

That somehow does not reassure him but he lets the topic die for now

After that, he just makes sure you have a lot of tissues and a lot of water whenever you’re with him, because he knows you’ll end up sobbing on him while babbling about how much you love him

(He loves it, trust)

The reason theres a big time gap between this one and the first one I uploaded is cause I fell asleep sorry lol

[writingdarling]

HEYY HII HELLOO, I was wondering if you could do a killer chat Li x reader who says random stuff at the worst time like they forgot they’re alive sometimes (me too.😞)

Hello I saw this ask as someone asking me to write a reader with the most batshit theories so that's what you get !

Still very random I can assure you

Killer Chat L.I's x RandomTheories!Reader

Content Warnings: Mentioned Violence, Animals Mentioned, Suggestive (??? There's a omegaverse theory)

Also disclaimer, I am not a STEM student nor do I know jackshit about animals, dynamics or whatever else I mentioned so if I got something horribly wrong don't look at me just laugh about it to yourself ok-

Ronin

Just stops and stares at you after whatever you said

Probably has his eyebrows knit together too, looking like a stressed out father of five whose daughter just asked to go to the mall using gen z slang

Bro is going to get wrinkles at the young age of 20-something

“What.”

“Do you never listen to me anymore :( I just said that we should just kill one twin if we wanna lower the population.”

“...Explain.”

“Basically the same person with the same dna and everything. It’d be beneficial.”

Ronin loves you with all of his aorta, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t ask whether you were dropped on the head when you were a child constantly in his head whenever you spit out the randomest shit he’s ever heard

“If cats could talk, do you think they’d complain about having to lick their own asses and taste- HMPH ?”

“Shut up, if you don’t I won’t be able to enjoy any cat videos anymore.”

Ronin does take joy in other peoples faces whenever you say whatever's on your mind in public, he enjoys the confusion and instant misery 

He lost his mind laughing after an elderly woman spit out her drink after you wondered whether an alien would know what to do with a vagina if they were ever stuck in a woman’s body.

“Fuck her face- God, I’m glad I didn’t duct tape your mouth shut.”

“That’s not funny Mr. Serial Killer.”

Angel 

Angel is the most supportive person in your friend group, but even her sweet smile cracks a bit when you start going off on a tangent about how oranges are the reason why so many people start doing drugs

“How- Ok no, I can’t listen to your reasoning babe because I might start to agree with you and I cannot take another ego hit from Ronin.”

She’s more of a listener rather than a contributor to your rantings and could even say she enjoys your blabber to some amount

She shuts you down when you suggest that Mickey Mouse is a lovechild between Tom and Jerry though

“Think about babe, the most child-friendly mouse, coming from the most child-friendly violent family, it makes total sense.”

“I’m bringing you to go lie down with me. We both need it.”

Angel would never ask you to act like someone else

…However she would appreciate if you stopped bringing up the “mole theory” (coined by you at 4.53 a.m while Angel sleepily nodded along) to her make up girls

Their hands start shaking 3 minutes into the explanation and Angel cannot have shaky make-up when she goes on the runway thank you very much

Misaki 

Misaki has some wild theories themself

But none of them compare to the utter bullshit you spout on a daily basis, with a straight face too !?

“I think that in a few decades, we really are going to develop second genders like in the omegaverse due to the rising infertility rates and soon even guys will be hermaphrodites and be able to give birth to make up for the infertility rates and they would be omega’s since they can breed. I think we’d both be omega’s in the near future if we’re reborn during that time but we’d find each other anyways and fall in love.”

“That….I don’t know whether to call you romantic or insane.”

“You’ll call me romantic if you wanna sleep in the same bed with me tonight.”

Misaki tries very hard to outdo you with more random shit but you. Always. Come. Out. On. Top.

Like, they really can’t top you when it comes to debating about the dynamics between prey and predator animals in fucking Peppa Pig

Misaki loves it the most when you spice up something like a boring doctors visits with whatever you come up with in the waiting room

“So, you think that if-”

“Once, because we’re definitely making contact with aliens soon.”

“Ok, once we make contact with aliens, they're gonna declare our planets and us by extension, monsters because ???”

“Because we literally have two sets of teeth and the first set falls out after we mature.”

“...You make losing baby teeth sound horrible. Continue honey.”

Even the receptionist in the waiting room joins in the two of you’s conversation with a ask about how aliens would feel about human adrenaline in general

Misaki watches you light up like a lightbulb and talk faster than ever before and she swears they fall even more in love with you because of the look on your face 

V

He gets you checked mentally when you ask him if rabbits could be carnivores in raised alongside dogs (even though it was a normal question like-)

Once he gets clearance from the psychiatrist that you aren’t having a mental break and that you are perfectly fine, he lets out a sigh that sounds like he’s aging by 10 years with every exhale

“My love, I do not think rabbit would be carnivores if-”

“But pack mentality ?”

V’s eyes shoot wide open as he takes in your words

“...You’ve ruined my good night's sleep tonight, I hope you know this.”

 “Great, we can discuss it together.”

V is also a conspiracy theorist at heart so he finds that your babbling makes half-sense most of the time

He even enjoys it not only because you’re the one saying it, but also because it’s mentally stimulating to figure out how likely it would be for a idol serial killer to actually exist in real life

“But they are monitored almost 24/7, so I don’t see how-”

“Neglectful company plus all the other members are also killers.”

“..I see the light.”

“I knew you would V.”

Does he enjoy it when he’s on a business call and you burst in talking about the unfairness of the legal system in Ace Attorney ? Not really

But it is funny to see an actual lawyer on his screen dropping his jaw open as you describe the legal malpractice in the game

Have anyone watched the sec season of PASWG ? I'm lowkey obsessed with the boy angels anthem that's what I played on repaet while writing this

[writingdarling]

V and MC basically

[writingdarling]

hello!! I adore your writing so much-feel free to ignore this but could i request some v x ronin headcanons? Ive been rotating them around in my brain that ship is everything to me

Anon u and I share a mind I think

I'm not too used to writing out my thoughts on ships so apologies if this comes off weirdly formatted or something

Anyways

Content Warnings: Mentioned Violence, Violence, Self-Sabotage

Getting Together

In a universe with no MC, it’s probably Ronin who realizes his feelings first after Angel points out he makes fun of V the same flirty way he used to make fun of her in the early stages of their relationship, fake sounding on the surface but sweet underneath

Ronin then proceeds to muder people about it because fuck- Really out of anyone, V ?!

The stick in the mud, the guy that wants him dead ???

He would have more chance with Luca

I think V realizes it in a more slow way, similar to him realizing his feelings for MC

It’s during one of their late night chess matches when V just states, “I think I’m starting to have affectionate feelings towards you.”

Ronin chokes on his gum and has to deal with V’s slightly panicked shouting from the other side of the screen

After that Ronin probably runs further away, no late night talks, no teasing, just pure antagonistic poison flowing out of his mouth

I don’t know how they get from that point to the next so you think ‘bout that for me

But the two end up in a similar situation like Ronin and MC, with V’s knife to Ronin’s throat in Purgatory

“Gonna kill me ? Better make it hurt, better make it worth the flight over.”

“...Ronin.”

In the end, Ronin can’t run when he’s held at knifepoint.

In the end, V is still a hopeless romantic, even if the fucker he’s in love with has weird ways of self sabotage

Instead of a knife in his throat, Ronin gets lips pressed to his own

After

The two act like they aren’t together 80% of the time

Ronin still pokes fun at V

V still threatens Ronin with turning him in to the police every time he sends a far too gory picture in killer_shit

But, no one can deny the almost… domestic way they do it now

“Oh here come the fucking goody two shoes, ever heard of having fun V? Keeping your moral compass stuck up your ass can't be healthy.”

“Speaking of not being healthy, I'm not getting you 3 packs of Monster Energy, you only get 1 pack and that's it.”

“I'm going to smash someone's head in.”

“Do that and the couch will be your residence for the rest of the week.”

“Am I third wheeling???”

V loves Ronin's pets and treats them both like his own sons

Ronin wonders whether he likes them more than he likes him

“Don't be insane Ronin, you are my boyfriend, of course I like you more than your pets.”

“You don't let me sit in your sweater.”

“...Ronin, Pepperoni is a snake, he needs the heat its winter-”

“I don't give a fuck tell the snake to move over.”

Also V does name the bird he rescues Lucifer as a small nod to Ronin

The birds first toy is a toy squeaky crowbar that Ronin somehow found

V is not amused

This is silly and dumb don't look at me I wanted to try my hand at writing shipping stuff that isn't reader x canon-

[writingdarling]

Hihi!! This is my first time doing something like this, but how do you think the LI’s would react to their s/o copying them for a day because of a dare maybe? (Wearing their clothes, typing like them, etc.) Especially if they’re a little too good at it..

Killer Chat L.I's x Copying!Reader

I missed the part at the end where you said especially if theyre a too good at it so sorry I didn't include that :(

Content Warnings: None for once !

Ronin

It starts during a voicecall between you and Angel, your late night talk with her devolving into a spur of the moment game of truth and dare

“Well, I dare you to….”

Angel trails off fo a minute before snapping back, sounding proud of her dare

“I dare you to copy Ronin for a whole day.”

You agree to the dare immediately

That’s why Ronin wakes up the next morning, his signature beanie gone from his wardrobe

He sleepily makes his way to the kitchen, where you sit eating your breakfast

“Darlin’, can’t find my fuckin’ beanie for the life of me, have you…?”

Ronin rubs at his eyes, wondering whether he’s hallucinating

There you are, his beanie on your head, his jacket wrapped around you, his choker around your neck

“What’s up darlin’~”

You drawl, in a dumb effort to draw out your words the same way he does

“...Now what in the fuc-”

Ronin snatches back his beanie (but lets you keep the rest of his clothes because, to be entirely honest he does like seeing you in them) and thinks the whole outfit copy was just your way of riling him up early in the morning

He’s annoyed to discover that the copycat episode is not over yet when he walks back into the living room and sees you with Pepperoni, doing a bad impression of him talking while the snake wraps itself around your neck 

“And then, I’ll hack his damned head off, muahahaha- OW Ro !”

Just for the dumb evil laugh, he bites you on your ear

You even copy his style of typing, annoying the shit out of V (“....Why are you doing this as well  reader ?”) and entertaining literally everyone else

It’s halfway through the day when Ronin finally has enough and he has you cornered, poking your forehead repeatedly until you finally spit out it was a dare

“And you agreed to it ? That’s fucking rich.”

Once he’s done making fun of you, Ronin walks off into the bedroom and leaves you confused in the corner of the living room, sat on the floor

It’s 5 minutes before he comes out, fully decked out in your own clothes and imitating the way you talk in the most offensive way possible

“Urhg, I’m Reader, I’m so totally head over heels for my incredibly handsome boyfriend Ronin- Oi get off my leg- Did you just bite my fucking thigh ?!”

The two of you send a selfie together to Angel, who responds with a voice message of her wheezing like she’s seeing the Angel’s from heaven

Angel

It’s Misaki who suggests it

“You should copy Angel for the entire day, like. To annoy her.”

You briefly think about hot Angel is when she’s not and bothered (by your dumb jokes)

“Alright.”

When Angel wakes up and looks over at you, she’s slightly shocked (mostly amused) to find you clad in her fully pink sleepwear, frilly eyemask and all

“You uncomfortable in your own pj’s or something babe ?”

Even when the two of you fully wake up and you go rummaging through Angel’s wardrobe instead of your own, she only smiles and help you pick out the cutest outfit 

“You should wear this more often baby~”

The voice imitation gets to her more though, much to your amusement

“I was thinking we should eat this for breakfast today, cause it’s healthier !”

“I was just thinking that !”

“...Are you copying my voice.”

(My headcanon for Angel is that she’s a very easy crashout but only about stupid things)

It takes you copying the way she moves, eats and even types to get Angel to snap

She shoves you down onto the couch, hair messy from her running her hands through it everytime you did the “Angel stance” as you call it (putting your hands on your hips and sashaying away)

“Darling, baby, sweetheart. What. The. Hell. Are. You. Doing.”

“...Imitation is the highest-”

Angel shuts you up with a rough kiss before you can even finish your sentence

You send Misaki a picture of you in bed with Angel wrapped around your torso

“I pissed off Angel.”

“WHERE YOU MAULED BY A BEAR TOO WHY R YOU COVERED IN BITE- Oh.”

Misaki 

No one dares you to do this

To be with Misaki is to be a chaos gremlin in your own right, and like hell you were passing up on this opportunity while Misaki was with you

It starts with you stealing their favourite shirt to wear to sleep

“Dumpling, have you seen- AWWWWWWW.”

It doesn’t clock then, Misaki only spends that time taking silly pictures of you in her favourite shirt and making flirty comments

It’s when she opens their suitcase and sees one singular t-shirt that they reluctantly go to you, asking if they could borrow some clothes

Only to see you in their iconic red and black striper sweater and their star hairpins in your hair

“...You stealing my clothes now bae ?”

“Whose bae, my names Misaki.”

“HAHAHAHAHA-”

Misaki spends the rest of the morning, “questioning” you about your identity

“So your Misaki Katsuo.”

“Yeah, it’s cool right ?”

“So cool, so you have like a marvelous, gorgeous, jaw-dropping, intelligent, awestrucking significant other right ?”

“....Are you hitting on my s/o right now.”

“Babe I’m hitting on you.”

Another one of the L.I’s to immediately go and copy you as well

They go and change into your clothes and walk around your apartment doing stuff you always do

“Oh I see a really pretty picture of my bloved, incredibly sexy partner Misaki here.”

“...You’re drooling in that picture.”

“I think you mean that you are drooling in that picture !”

V 

It’s Ronin who plants the seed

“I’ve seen it ‘round on social media. It’s dumb, it’ll totally tick him off. Or.”

“Or ?”

“Or he won’t even notice.”

“Bet he’ll notice within the first hour.”

“I’ll take that bet.”

You go to sleep that night in V’s pyjamas

V, lying next you, merely fixes your collar and presses a kiss against your forehead that almost makes you feel bad for what your planning for tomorrow

When V wakes up, he’s surprised to not see your snoring figure lying next to him, usually he’s the early riser between the two of you

He does his morning routine before walking to the kitchen, where you are

Clad in his turtleneck looking almost professional as you flip pancakes with trained ease

“Good morning V, I made some pancakes for us this fine morning.”

“..Thank you love, any reason for awaking this early ?”

“Nop- I mean, no, just wanted to get a early rise.”

The rest of the morning goes by quietly (even though you’re begging to just burt and talk his ear off already) and V kiss your forehead before going to his study to work on some files for awhile

Before he can even get any work done, he opens the SLAUGHTERHOUS_LOSERS when he sees you typing

“Ronin, this new murder of yours is truly heartless.”

“What The fuck.”

“woahhh, lowkey you kinda sound like”

“IS READER COPYING V ? HAHAHAHA”

“I am merely stating facts.”

“Just because my beloveds eyes have finally opened to Ronin’s monstrous side, does not mean they are copying me.”

You giggle on the couch as you start to type out a response when V’s hand lands on your shoulder, making you curse

“While I did type that, I know when you’re acting like yourself, versus when you’re acting like me. As you and Misaki always say, what gives ?”

“Uhhhhh, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ?”

V looks at you and sighs

“Quoting Oscar Wilde is not making this better for you.”

“Was he the one that said that-”

In the end, you’re still happy anyways since you get to collect money from Ronin.

And it’s fun to listen to V go off on the Devil 

Nyahahahaah

[writingdarling]

DID Y'ALL SEE THAT TT VIDEO WHERE THE DAD IS AT A OLIVIA CONCERT WITH HIS DAUGHTERS AND THEN PRETTY ISN'T PRETTY COMES ON AND HIS KIDS START SOBBING WHILE SINGING AND HE JUST LOOKS SO SAD-

Yeah that's the inspo for this

Killer Chat L.I's & Teen!Reader who starts Crying at a Concert (Platonic)

I know I said I would upload on tues and weds but I just wanted to get this out lol plus I think its sweet and short

Content Warnings: Mentioned Violence, Mentions about hating your body, Crying

Ronin

He’s just bopping along to the current song playing when he notices the way your voice just shakes

When he turns his head, Ronin is greeted to the sight of tears streaming down your face as you sob out the lyrics to the song

He just stares at you, for a second

“What the fuck- Why is the kid crying.”

“PReTtY iSN’T pReTTy eNouGh ANyWaYyyyyyY~”

He privately thinks he should send you to vocal lessons, anything to stop you from screeching like that ever again

Even though his ears are suffering, Ronin can definitely tell you’re actually crying your heart out now, not even singing anymore

A girl your age next to you even pats your shoulder comfortingly, as if she could completely understand the breakdown

Ronin, after thinking, pulls you back a bit and rests his chin on your head.

“Ya’ ok there kid ?”

You nod and wipe your face, mumbling something about the song being something you relate to too much, concerning for Ronin because he’s pretty sure that song is about hating your body

For the rest of the concert, Ronin acts as your personal bodyguard, stopping anyone behind from shoving their way in front

And if you start crying again at another song, well

Ronin won’t judge (Not right now anyways)

Angel 

Angel is the first person to notice you crying your eyes out

Everything else seems to fade into the background and Angel is running through all the reasons why you could be crying through her head, most of them being that you were stomped on by the crowd and were now in earth shattering pain-

“Fuck ! I’m fucking love this sooonnnnggg- WAHH-”

Oh

Nevermind

Angel pulls you into a side hug, offering you tissues from her handbag as you continue sobbing

“You…really had me worried there huh. You ok now sweetheart ?”

Angel rubs her hand up and down your back as you blow your nose and wipe at your eyes

“I just- Oh my god, I’m here and I’m watching them- Perform- Ugh, I wanna cry-!”

You continue crying, what Angel knows now is, tears of joy and disbelief

She’s just glad she doesn’t have to deck anyone today

Misaki

Misaki is screaming at the top of their lungs as the singer plays one of the most heartbreaking songs on stage

Not because they relate, but really it’s more because they just like singing at concerts

It’s when she stops to catch a breath when they notice you sobbing into your hands, shaking like a leaf, still singing the lyrics but in a choked up kind of way.

“She goT, she got AwaaayYYYYY~”

“Yikes.”

Misaki, in a flash of genius (their own brand of genius of course), slams their hands over your ears, momentarily shocking you into stop crying

“Wha-”

Before you can finish your question, Misaki is rapping rapidly and, kinda badly

“Hands on my knees, shaking ass for my thot shit, hands on my knees shaking ass for my thot bitch-”

Your laughter is high pitched and manic, but hey, at least you aren’t crying anymore

V

V only came because he knows that 1, concerts are a prime place for underhanded crime and kidnappings and 2, because you need supervision so you didn’t do anything dumb like climb onto the stage

(Like Ronin tried to do the last time you’d all went to a concert together, V shudders at the memory)

V has small unnoticeable earbuds in (to block out the screaming), but even he knows that the usual upbeat pop songs have changed into more sad, heartbreak songs from the crying faces of other teens around

Technically he shouldn’t be surprised to see you, with tears streaming down as you screech out the lyrics to a song

But he is

Not only is he suprised, but also alarmed and concerned as you rub your eyes with the back of your sleeve, still cry-singing

“You’Re stiLL, yOU’Re sTILL a TRAITORRRRRRR~”

That’s the last you you manage to get out before you crouch down and sob fully

Even the people around you are giving you space, so it’s easy for V to crouch down next to you and pat your back gently

“There, there. It’s ok, you’re ok.”

V becomes your emotional support older brother figure for the rest of the concert

No you don’t have a choice

Misaki's one made me laugh like a hyena I'm sorry that's just my humor

Hope all the platonic KC L.I's and Reader like this before I go do romantic stuff for my next 4 uploads

[writingdarling]

My schedule for this week hehehe:

4 (count em, four) fics will be coming out this week! 2 on Tuesday and 2 on Wednesday heheh

Like last time, all 4 will be requests :p

[writingdarling]

omg kc gang…. camping….

the roserot server is having an art competition so i did this :3 it took me way too long considering the result is subpar but oh well!!

time: 18 hours

layers: 100

[writingdarling]

would you ever consider writing killer chat l.is x age regressor user? its totally fine if not, i was just wondering ^_^

Probably not because I'm not really knowledgable about age regression and I dont prefer reading stuff with it either

sorry bout that anon :'(

[writingdarling]

I domt know if i requested this to u before because I've been requesting so much to other authors as well but!!! What about Kc with a LI who's a total nerd/geek/loser??

Like im talking about, acne, glasses, braces COMBO with the weird hyperfixations or nerdy hyperfixations like History, Science,anime, comics, weird niche stuff.. You can add whatever and make sure to take care of urself!!! :3

goddddd, i love loser ass characters

this reminded me of my girl loser oc who becomes a warlock cause she made a deal with a demon during a emo ass ritual (that she though was fake) but maybe I'll talk about her in a later post

either waysssss

Killer Chat L.I's x Loser!Reader

most of my hyperfixations r cartoons/anime so I focused more on that rather than history n science cause i didnt feel like researching for that sorryyyy

also when i was in middle school, having huge ass glasses usually meant you were a nerd so I used that same line of thought (and I also just think huge ass glasses r cute)

Content Warnings: Mentioned Violence, Mentioned Bullying

writing r gonna be under the cut

enjoy !

Ronin

Knowing this motherfucker, the moment you turn on your camera, he makes fun of you 

“Jesus, haven’t seen braces like that since middle school, your dentist forgot to take ‘em off or something ?”

He’s fucking relentless because that’s just how he is 

Just to fuck with you, he sends acne patches to your house (though at the time, you were more concerned with how tf he found your house address rather than what he sent) 

Though, I think he does fall for you slowly over time

Maybe it’s the way you excitedly babble on about your current interests after Angel had asked you about them 

(Anyone with more social understanding would have known that she was just asking to make small talk but, well, Ronin has never liked them perfect has he ?)

After your confrontation with him in Purgatory, it’s an almost silent drive home (Ronin offered to drive cause your hands were shaking, loser)

Until…

“You know, what we just did reminded me of this scene in this anime I watched last week-”

“Darlin’, really ?”

Once you two settle into your relationship, he starts (reluctantly) picking up on your interests

“Oh shit, that’s the guy Reader was talking about the other day, fucking- Alexander Hamilton ?”

“...Didn’t you not know who Alexander Hamilton was before ?”

“He’s the guy singing in that musical.”

He even catches himself staring at the merch section for your favourite anime

“Huh, maybe I could pick up something for them- wtf am I doing.”

He still teases you, sure, but he also doesn’t pick on you too much to the point of hitting insecurities

“Your acne is flaring babe, take a chill pill.”

“Shut the fuck up Ronin Beaufort.”

He may make fun of you from the moment you wake up until the moment you fall asleep, but God help the poor soul that starts making fun of you in front of him

He might be Ronin, your slightly insane boyfriend to you, but he’s still a serial killer that has killed others for less

Be rest assured, if you ever complain about someone picking on you or pissing you off, Ronin has their heart in your hands before you can say the full title or a reincarnation manwha

Angel

You two are literally the “Popular Girl” x “Loser Geek” trope 

When you two first meet, the memories of your old high school bullies who used to dress head to toe in pink flash into your mind and you’re weary around her at first

But you soon find out that Angel is, as her nickname suggests, is a literal Angel

You two have sat together on voice call for hours, with just you rambling on about anything and everything while she edits her newest video

When you two finally video call, she doesn’t even comment about the acne, or the braces or the glasses that are far too big for your face, all Angel thinks when she looks at you is “Oh yeah, that looks like them.”

Angel could give less of a fuck about how you look, all she knows is that inside, you are even more gorgeous that any supermodel there is 

She would know, Angel does work with them

You watch Jennifer’s Body over and over again when she expresses interest in it and quote lines to her (Angel laughs out loud, you are too precious, truly)

“I’m gonna eat your soul and shit it out Ronin.”

“Did Angel make you watch it or did your loser ass watch it on your own.”

“Ronin, shut up, it’s sweet.”

If you're insecure about your looks, have no fear, Angel is there to rave about anything and everything she finds hot about you

She somehow even likes your acne, claiming that it makes you stand out in a crowd

“In a bad way- Ow Angel !”

“No one talks bad about you love, not even yourself.”

She doesn’t tolerate bullying towards you

After a lot of convincing and a few months since the start of your relationship, Angel agrees to introduce you on her social media

Not before she quite literally threatens anyone that’s watching that if they even comment something remotely assholey, they are getting blocked, reported and they better have their location off cause Angel will find them-

You don’t really care about anything anyone says anymore, you mostly avoid opening the comment section, but Angel does care and she also could not give less of a fuck if people say she’s a bitch, no one messes with you

Anddddd, well maybe if you do tell her about your old bully, you might end up with new teeth jewelry if you understand my train of thought

Misaki

You guys are loser x loser

You infodump about the fascinating way bugs reproduce ? Misaki is talking about her alien theories

I mean, out of the main four, Misaki is definitely the one that gives off loser in a hot body vibes

Misaki also gives off the vibes of those people who love nerdy appearances, like they don’t go for conventionally attractive people (though they don’t have anything against them) but she would go wild for big ass glasses, acne, you know basically…you

When Misaki pops up in your window, it’s almost like their breath literally got taken away, and the “good luck” kiss after, literally takes your breath away

You both basically just match each other's energy about anything, Misaki even starts you off on a slight hyperfixation on guns 

They get very smug about that by the way 

“Hey babe, what gun do you think I should pick for this snipe mission ?”

“Well, I would suggest this particular model- Wait a minute Misaki-”

“Hehehe :3”

They even become your beta reader for some of the fanfiction you write 

….Well, that only happens after misaki lingers over your shoulder for a bit too long and realises that you are in fact writing the next chapter to a fanfic she’s been reading for 3 weeks

They jump you, practically wrenches your laptop away and, while ignoring your pleas and shouts, goes to your ao3 and- Yeah no you are that author god damnit why did you stab him in the last chapter that was so uncalled for-!

You two are a power couple during conventions, you have all the art stalls mapped out with the best route to take and Misaki keeps a look out for any other merch that you might enjoy 

Miku concert

That’s all I’m saying 

You see the vision

Like the others, Misaki gets overprotective too

They’ve probably been through bullying themselves, and watching you go through it is not something she takes lightly

She might not respond with violence exactly, but be rest assured, the sweet and shy Misaki is available to you and you only, they can be one hell of a bitch when they want to be 

V

You and V have the most awkward relationship before you two start opening up to each other

I think while V might privately be a bit put off by your more niche interests, he still supports you and wants to be your friend- I mean wants to research you and make sure you aren’t a horrible serial killer, haha who said that friends bit-

You on the other hand

“...Fuck, I’m supposed to be the socially awkward one, not him wtf-”

You two are two introverts who somehow found and adopted each other

V stops Ronin from picking on you and in return, you back him in his rants about Ronin and the injustice

Your love develops slowly, in the ways V asks you about a new show you had been watching recently, the way he patiently listens to you infodump about your favourite characters

It’s in the way you listen to him, in turn, about his animals, you ask about the rarer ones, about the birds nestings habits

Somewhere along the line, solidarity turns into love

V doesn’t care about your appearance, though he is slightly worried about your braces being on for too long, but you assure him that your dentist is not scamming you (he runs a background check just to be sure) 

He does however, mind about the glasses, especially when he notices that you write in a dark room with the brightness on full blast (haha not projecting nooo-)

“Your eyes are an extension of you, and my house has many cages and free roaming animals, I hope you do not expect me to allow you to bumble around and hit everything.”

V doesn’t understand why you start stuttering and turning away from him (as if you were flustered) until 3 hours after

He then proceeds to bury his head in his hands and wonder what love has done to him

Anyone that has anything to say about your habits, your looks or anything really has to answer directly to him

He is not going to let you be bullied, not now when he’s by your side

“It’s…my duty, since you are my significant other and I am your boyfriend.”

“....You talk exactly like Riddle Rosehearts from Twisted Wonderland-”

“My beloved.”

“Sorry, sorry  I really couldn’t think of anything else.”

Quirks and all, V loves you

You think he would be less down bad just cause you quote obscure references all day and never want to leave the house ? No, that man is a yearner, he still loves you the same 

I know V's one sounds a lot more poetic and shit but I am a V main at heart, what do you expect me to do lowkey like-

[writingdarling]

Heyya I was wondering if you could write headcanons on the kc li x reader who likes to crotchet and gifts them a little of them if it alrrr thank you for reading <333

as a former crochet girlie (I had to stop cause it was giving me carpel tunnel frfr) I love this ask

Killer Chat L.I's x Crocheting!Reader

I lowkey think that from now on, I'm just gonna upload multiple fics and stuff one day a week and so y'all get a few things to read until the next week

anyways

Content Warnings: Mentioned Violence

rah hope yall enjoy

Ronin

The first time you ever gift him something is after your first official date (no Purgatory didn’t count Ronin-)

“It’s kinda shitty, I’m still figuring shit out.”

You mumble as you press the small crochet spider into the palm of his hand

When Ronin looks closer, he sees that you are right, one of its legs is dangling on for dear life and it’s right eye is two times bigger than it’s left

But

He can perfectly imagine the way you had probably hunched over it, probably at some ungodly time of night, needle working tirelessly as it sewed on 8 legs onto the spiders body

Somehow, even though he’s always had his own way with words, right now, even saying anything seemed to be a too hard job for his poor lungs

So instead, he pulls you in close and hugs you so tight you almost choke

“...Fucking love it…fucking love you.”

After that, whenever you come over of video call him, that spider is perched proudly on his desk, like it’s a million dollar trophy or something 

Even after you get better at crocheting and you make him a newer, better made spider that doesn’t look like it’s been hit by a slipper ten times, he just places it right next to his first one and proudly calls himself the father of 2 crochet spiders

Once you move in, he gets to see first hand how much damn yarn you use up when you crochet…literally anything

“...Didn’t you have, like, a big ass ball like 1 hour ago ?”

“Oh, I made a cactus.”

“That tiny thing used up that much yarn ?!”

He starts buying interesting looking yarn for you whenever he sees it

You know the type, weird ass fluffy yarn, metallic yarn, feathered yarn, you come home and stare at the yarns he buys and sigh because you know if you don’t at least try and make something with them, Ronin will sigh and mutter bout how all his good efforts go to waste in this house-

Yeah you end up with some weird ass crochet things

He likes just doomscrolling on his phone while you crochet, somehow the sound of the yarn calms him down 

First time you ever make a big plushie, he claims it for himself, putting it on his bed, even if it didn’t match the theme of his room

“You made this with blood, sweat and tears and all that sappy shit right ? Yeah, I’m keeping it.”

You make beanies for him too and he never wears them for murders cause he treasures them too much. Not that he tells you

Angel

Angel has seen your crochet dolls on the server before, from when you’d send pictures of your works in progress 

She had always replied with hearts and “Awww, so cute !!!”

There is however a difference in just seeing projects that you made for yourself and getting one you had crochet with her and only her in mind

“It’s supposed to be a dove but uh..the wings are kind of crooked, sorry-!”

Angel hugs you tight before you even finish your sentence, eyes never leaving the small crochet dove in her hand

“I love it and I love you ! Thank you baby.”

She means it too

Every new post for maybe 2 or 3 weeks, she includes that little dove, sometimes in the corner, sometimes it’s the center of attention in that picture

And she always tags you as the creator of that little dove

You make other dolls for her too

Once you make matching mini dolls of the two of you

The crochet Angel holds onto the hands of the crochet you and Angel nearly keels over from the cuteness overload

Angel loves watching you work on projects, her eyes staring at your hands while they work away, occasionally massaging your fingers if they start to hurt form the repetitive action

She starts buying those pressure gloves, to help with the numbness that sometimes comes way too early when you’re crocheting

They help immensely, but your prefer when it’s her fingers rubbing at your aching skin 

You tell her just as much and while she still makes you wear the gloves, you are often graced with kisses on your knuckles and wrists as well 

Angel buys you new crochet hooks and yarn when she sees anything special, though she usually calls you first to make sure you actually do want the things she wants to buy

Once she buys those giant yarns used to make enormous plushies and you ends up with a giant candy pillow that you regularly use while lounging on Angel’s bed

She so proud of you when you learn to make new things too

You learn how to crochet a square and Angel is literally peppering you with kisses cause her partner is so smart <3

You make cute tops for her to wear when you two go out on dates and everytime someone in her comments ask where she had bought it from, she pulls you onto the screen and proudly shows off you and your incredible crocheting 

Misaki

Obviously, the first crochet doll you give them is a little cat

Its eyes are a bit too far apart and its smile is lopsided, but Misaki squeals in excitement all the same, kissing you and then the little cat

That cat now lives in her pocket, if you meet them, then you’re also meeting the little cat their amazing partner made

You give her other little crochet trinkets too, alien keychains, good luck charms, the works

Misaki ends up buying a specific bag made to hold all of the crochet trinkets and keychains so they can easily reach for them and show all of them off to any unlucky victim

“And this it the first doll they ever gave me, I love the little lopsided smile don’t you ?”

“Mmmphhh ! Mmmmhhhpp!!!”

“Oh yeah, you’re gagged.”

Misaki falls asleep next to you while you crochet, mostly because they don;t wanna bother you with chatting or using their phone while you’re concentrating

Most of the time by the time you snap out of your crocheting haze, Misaki is snoozing next to you on the bed, drooling onto the blanket

Misaki is the type of partner to send you those crochet tutorials on tiktok and instagram and ask if you could make those for her

And you always deliver obviously

Sunflowers ? Done. 

Bandana ? You have three in different colours

Crochet bracelet with charms woven into it ? You and Misaki have matching ones, try again

Misaki gets so giddy whenever she gets a gift from you

Squealing, blushing, kicking their feet

They show off to everyone, in real life and in the server

“Guys look at what they made for me, literally everyone compliments this absolute beauty right now before I combust.”

You make Misaki a cardigan after multiple months of work because winter is coming soon and you remember Misaki talking about how their old jacket just gave out on her

Misaki crumples into your arms (your surprised, barely able to catch them, arms) and literally sobs into your shoulder about how much they love you

Everything you give them is a treasure

V

After the whole police scandal, you and V sit down on your couch together, just enjoying each others company when you remember the little toy snake you had crochet and wanted to give to him

When you do give it to V, he takes it gently from your grasp, as if holding glass and not a derpy looking snake that has it’s tongue out

“...Thank you my love. This…no words could describe the amount of gratefulness I feel towards you right now.”

After that, you get approached by V while starting on a new project and he tentatively asks you if you’d be willing to teach him to crochet

Congratulations, you now have your boyfriend who has killed people by the way, crocheting a little mouse

Not that V minds, he’s too focused on finding the right colour for his mouse’s tail

Like all beginners, V starts off with the little things, but slowly he does get to your level

Most, if not all, of the crocheted animals he makes are anatomically correct/correctly coloured

There will not be any purple puppies in this household

At least not if V is the one making them

You two spend most of your evenings side by side, working on crochet projects 

Most of the time, your projects just end up being gifts to the other

V also sends you tutorials he finds online to you, those these are usually the more traditional website ones rather than the ones on tiktok and the like

He will usually ask for clarification (because those who crochet know, about how ridiculous those acronyms can get) but sometimes he just plainly asks for you to be the one to teach him

"It's more understandable if you do it.” He insists, nothing to do with the fact that you will need to guide his hands for this particular tutorial, definitely not (tsundere V you will always be canon to me)

The first time you finish a big project, a patchwork sweater you had been working on since before you had gotten together with him, V was the first person to congratulate you, a kiss pressed to your forehead as he marveled at your handiwork

“If I had to place a price on this…no, this work could never be priced, it is priceless.”

It’s kinda funny to see him say such sweet words about your sweater that would’ve probably sold for 3 bucks at a thrift shop but hey, V has always been a man of sweet words.

Writing this gave me flashbacks to the times I'd literally not be able to write because my wrists hurt so bad from crocheting 24/7 (don't do that y'all, make sure to take breaks)

[writingdarling]

DID Y'ALL SEE THE V OILED UP ART ON MUNSTXR'S TWITTER (I refuse to call it X) YET

Holy shit I'm outside rn but I just about screamed

Once it drops on tumblrs I'll be reblogging that so much

Also expect a fic on that since well I GUESS SINCE YOU KNOW

IT'S V

RAH

[writingdarling]

I'll be uploading the next 2 or 3 fics (depending on how motivated I am) on Tuesday this week!

So you guys can look forward to that!

Also I love love all of the request yall r sending in and I'm sorry I cannot write fast enough to do all of em yet but these next few will be only requests :)

[writingdarling]

Killer Chat L.I’s & SturgglingWithStudies!TeenReader (Platonic)

Holy shit another post from ambrosia how amazing wowwowow-

either ways I saw the begging for more platonic posts and I am happy to oblige !

this was written with the reader having dyslexia (hard to spell, words getting mixed up, etc) in mind but it can be taken out of that context as well !

also I love the thought of someone killing the fuckass teachers i had to deal with, why is teacher bullying so common and normalized

Content Warnings: Self-Deprecation, Bullying (from teachers), Mentioned Violence, Violence (what KC fic is finished without violence)

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY !

Ronin

“...Kid you think I can teach you shit ?”

He’s flattered

And then he’s annoyed cause you won’t leave him alone and go ask someone else 

“Hey, what about me screams “I’m great at doing an essay on Shakespeare !” huh, go do it on your own, It’ll be around the same if you ask me to help.”

He only starts helping when you mumble something about how you specifically wanted him to help cause you assumed he would be the best option and

Well fuck

What’s he supposed to do now when you got that kicked dog look on your face

“C’mere kid, lemme take a look at this shit.”

You end up dangling upside down on the side of his bed and Ronin reads through a short summary of Romeo and Juliet

“This Romeo dick is a dick” 

“I know right.”

“Imma go murder someone named Romeo after this, you wanna come ?”

“Oohhh yes !”

After he’s done with the story (after taking a break for him to angrily walk around his room cause fuck it was kinda dumb) he sits down with you on his right, laptop on his, well, lap and starts typing something akin to a essay with you

You point out the things he missed while reading that short summary, he helps you with the spelling and writing portion

“Extragavant….How do you-”

“I’ll help ya’ sound it out.”

It’s nice doing this with Ronin.

He isn’t teasing you like he normally did, even ignoring and quietly autocorrecting the words you had spelt wrong but didn’t notice

“Wanna tell me why you came to me in the first place ?”

You stare at the white document for a long while.

“...My English lit teacher said I was stupid. Cause I couldn’t fucking spell that damned word-”

Ronin pulls you into one of his rare hugs, tucking you under his chin while you angrily mutter about murdering that fucking teacher

“Nah, we send this in, then I’ll fucking murder the bitch for you.”

Ronin sticks to his word, and your teacher lives long enough to reluctantly give you a 98% on that essay 

Ronin drives you both to get ice cream with her body in the boot of the car and you help him out by helping him dump it in the forest

Angel

“..Hm ? Oh you need my help with your science homework ? Sure, I’ll be happy to help !”

Angel, to no one’s surprise and especially not yours, immediately scoots over and lets you sit down at her table and starts looking over the science work you got

It’s always simple with Angel, you think to yourself

Angel, who was practically your older sister at this point, sweet Angel who would help you with anything you asked…even if you should know better by now

Angel reads through the chapter that you’re supposed to work on, you need to do a mock lab report and…it’s going swimmingly yeah

“Oh so, you got the negative and positive ions switched around- No it’s ok sweetheart, it’s a simple fix.”

“You’re too nice to a dumbass like me.”

You focus on writing for awhile, before slowly lifting your head, meeting Angel’s gaze

She looks angry, but somehow you do know the anger isn’t pointed at you

“You aren’t a dumbass.” Angel taps you on the forehead

“You’re smart. You may struggle with spelling and mixing things around, but I know damn well that even V couldn’t come up with that alibi plan if you hadn’t suggested it to him

You stay quiet, hand gripping your pen a bit too tightly

“...Who told you that-”

Angel lets out a small surprised sound when you burrow into her side, hiding your face away from her

“...’M science teacher said that I should’ve dropped down a few grades if I was still struggling with spelling. Then he kicked me out.”

You feel Angel go rigid and you shove your face into her jacket, blinking away the tears of frustration and humiliation

“In front of the entire class.”

Angel slowly untenses her body and pulls you into a full hug

“You- He- Holy fucking shit I’m going to snipe him tonight.”

She comforts you for awhile, before reluctantly helping you with the rest of your work

Maybe you really did just have to just cry it out

When you arrive at class the next morning, your science teacher just half-hazardly throws your mock lab report on his desk, not even bothering to pretend to care about it

That night, you find your lab report of his desk, unmarked while Angel deals with the bastard down the hall

You never know whether you really did good or not on that report, but Angel did give 100% on it! Written with his blood of course

Misaki

“Uh…me ?”

Misaki knows damn well that when it comes to subjects other than assasination, she’s a bit..well shit at it

“Come on ! It can’t be that hard right ???” You plead, standing in their doorway

“....UGHHH FINEEEEE.”

Misaki plops down onto the floor, dragging you with them, ignoring the offended gasps you make as she grabs the laptop in your hand and reads the assignment

“Ah fuck. History.”

You make a muffled sound that sounds a lot like a curse

Misaki pats your back and gets to researching (they are supposed to be your responsible older sibling figure or something right !)

You both stumble upon a website that has a list of summarized notes for your essay and high five

After that, it’s majorly smooth sailing, with Misaki only sometimes pointing out the mismatched vocab and the wrong spellings you type out

“...I wish I didn’t have to learn history. ‘M teacher’s a bitch.”

“Oh yeah ?”

Misaki pulls her gun out from under their bed, feigning polishing it as they lean on you, once again ignoring your pleas for them to get off

“How is she a bitch.”

“She threw my essay out the window, said she couldn’t read such stupidity or..Misaki ?”

Misaki had stilled, cloth still pressed against the body of the gun, though now their grip had tightened

“...Number one.”

Misaki drops the gun and grabs your hands, bumping her forehead against yours

“You are not dumb or stupid or whatever just because you can’t sell or mix things up sometimes. You’re just wired differently and that’s fine.

They pull back and take the laptop off you, typing something down with a new determination

“Secondly, we are going to fucking crush this essay so she can eat her words !”

You grin and nod vigorously

“And finally !” Misaki grins at you and if you didn’t know them better, you wouldn't have noticed the more tense expression on their face

“You have her address kid ?”

When you get back the essay, you notice that in comparison to your teachers normal scathing remarks, this one just gave you a 100% and a thumbs up

Right after that, you get a selfie of Misaki with your teacher’s computer in the background 

V

V is pleasantly surprised when you ask for his help with your school work 

Normally, you insist to do it by yourself and that you weren’t dumb and didn’t need help (despite V assuring you that even if you did need help you weren’t stupid for it)

Now the two of you sat side by side in V’s study, with him quizzing you on mathematical formulas as you tried to solve the work your teacher had given you

“Now, if the formula is x = 2a + b2 + c, then we can replace and assume that-”

You groaned and bagged your head on the table

“...Perhaps we should take a break. Would you like some juice ?”

You nodded

It was stupid

You knew this formula, you remembered doing it in class

Why couldn’t you…

V comes back to the study, two glasses of juice in hand and sees you sobbing your heart out on the table

He nearly damn drops the drinks but somehow they make it onto the table and he’s patting your back gently as he tries to figure out what’s wrong 

You managed to get out the words “stupid” and “impossible” through the sobs

Getting a hug from V was rare, even though you and him were very close, almost family

But it’s still shocking when V pulls you into a tight hug

“You are not stupid. You just need time and patience. That’s just how you learn.”

Once you had calmed down (and drank the juice he brought, which was delicious by the way), he gently presses you for why exactly you were so stressed about your studies lately

“...My math teacher practically called me obtuse and idiotic. He- He called me to the front to answer a question and I didn’t remember the formula I really didn’t and- and-”

You bury your head into your hands again

After that, V had comforted you again and had taught you some formula memorizing tricks that had surprisingly worked 

It’s only with his help that you even finished the work that night

However, it does come as a slight surprise to you when you come into school the next morning and find a newer, sweeter math teacher who had replaced your previous teacher

And if you ever question V about (with a shit-eating grin on your face), he asks you whether you really think he has that much power over your school board

“I say you do.”

“....Sit down and eat your dinner, we’re doing algebra after this.”

In V's one it could either imply he had replaced the teacher (with the power of connections), or he jsut killed the asshole, you decide lol

I love writing platonic stuff haha but i'm still getting used to it, I hope they weren't ooc tho !

[writingdarling]

Could u do the killer chat Li with and adhd/autistic/ audhd reader with terrible eating habits like the ones u talked about in the chicken nuggets post or like mine where I just don’t eat sometimes cuz I’m distracted or dont know what to eat? (Sorry if this was long)

Killer Chat L.I’s x TerribleEatingHabits!Reader

hey hey hey !

I'm on time and on schedule woohoo !

either way, i tried really hard with this to make it not so patronizing (I hate it when a character has bad eating habits and their s/o responds by literally locking away the characters comfort food like bitch what ? ) and I hope I succeded !

As requested reader is implied to be audhd (autitic/adhd) and most of the foods mentioned r my safe/comfort foods so dont judge too much lol

Content Warnings: Extensive talking about food, mentions of calories and the like, implied ED (one sentence in Angel's part where she worries about you starving yourself)

and with that, everything is gonna be under the cut !

ENJOYYYY

Ronin

Here’s how it goes down

You invite Ronin over for dinner and maybe some movie watching after

You tell him, “Oh, don’t worry, I’ll cook for the both of us.” and promptly ignore the teasing he sends your way about a burnt kitchen

When he does get to your apartment, it smells delicious, absolutely divine and Ronin won’t show it on his face but he’s pleased when you set down a plate of fried rice in front of him

He opens his mouth to thank you (maybe even make a stupid joke about how you’re spouse material at this point) and sees

The fucking chicken nuggets on your plate

No, not only chicken nuggets, you have a side of mashed potatoes as well

“Oh, I usually just eat the mashed potatoes but I thought I could go a little fancy today, since you’re here and all.”

Ronin doesn’t know whether he should be concerned about your health or touched that you cooked something entirely different for him even though you usually only eat that

“Actually, the chicken nuggets were a good call. I didn’t even have breakfast or lunch just now.”

Ronin quite literally switches your plates around

“Eat that.” “What-” “Eat.”

He can deal with the chicken nuggets and mash for dinner

He will not stand for you literally skipping meals ???

Instead of a movie night, you get Ronin (the literal poster boy of bad habits and bad decisions oh the irony is killing you) lecturing you on food and remembering to eat and bla bla bla

You fall asleep on his shoulder half way through

When you wake up the next morning, Ronin is standing in your slightly smoky kitchen, shoving a plate of slightly burned pancakes at you

“The burnt parts are nutritious.” 

“Said who, The devil ???”

After that night, Ronin focuses on making sure you eat regularly

He doesn’t really care about calorie intake or whatever, he just wants to make sure you ain’t starving

And if that means you’re eating chicken nuggets and a burger 3 times a day that’s fine

(Though, he will never admit to it, but he does in fact blend veggies into your meals if he’s making ‘em, he will not stand for scurvy in this damn household)

Angel

The minute you mention your eating habits around Angel you are finished

She immediately sits you down, takes your face in her hands and is like “I love you so much but you cannot only eat cream cheese and salmon every day.”

I think Angel would be a bit more worried about calorie intake and energy supply, she wants to make sure you don’t faint from not eating, something she’s seen far too much of due to her line of work

If you issue is textures then don’t worry so much because Angel is quite good at cooking and has her ways of making dishes palatable to you

Even things you may gag at usually, anchovies for example, Angel somehow makes into a yummy dish (“How-?” “Never underestimate the power of blending my love.”)

Other than that, Angel does understand if you wanna take a break from the “normal” meals and revert back to your comfort foods, however she does try and remind you that you do have to eat more nutrient focused things too 

I think at first she thinks you just don’t know how to cook 

So she tries to teach you, which ends up in a cute cooking date where she smears cream onto your lips and, well, can’t put it to waste now right-

Ehem

However, as soon as the date finishes, you do tell Angel that you can in fact cook. You just don’t wanna

She quite literally slumps to the floor like you just told her you're giving birth, cause that was so embarrassing ! She was teaching you like you didn’t know anything and you just let her why would you do that-whihwuwifsnckshk-

After the malfunction (and you very intently and repeatedly telling her that it’s fine, you liked the date, it was amazing especially the cream part-), Angel crawls out of her hiding spot (your bedroom) and very hotly tells you that you’re in charge of dinner next date and she will not accept rice and fish soup

You do in fact manage to blow Angel away with some carbonara pasta with salmon flake toppings but, that’s another story

Point is, Angel just wants you to be ok

And if that means she’ll have to force you to actually eat your greens and having to deal with the world's most massive pout on your face

So be it

Misaki

You and Misaki are on same wavelength

You’re having chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes for dinner ? Say less, make two portions, Misaki is getting in on that

No idea what to eat ? Let’s go hit up your favourite fast food restaurant ! Who cares about calories or fats or whatever, you’ll always be insanely attractive in her eyes anyways

Though, after going down a rabbit hole while scrolling on social media, Misaki quickly realizes that shit, yeah, nutrients and fats do matter in health

The change practically happens overnight 

One minute Misaki is downing two milkshakes at once and the other their buying the farm ranged chicken in the supermarket cause it’ll be better for your health

You’re half fond because it is sweet that they're thinking about you and all, but also half exasperated because dear lord, Misaki, honey, baby no I won’t die if I don’t eat protein and only eat carbs for a  day, we don’t need iron tablets either !

You sit down with Misaki and slowly start to explain why exactly you eat the way you do and how you feel like throwing up everytime you put dry chicken in your mouth because of that fucking texture so please put the dry ass farm range chicken breast down-

Misaki is slightly disheartened after that, but they do try and offer alternatives because she still wants you to be healthy (so you can live a long life filled with love with them and maybe throw in some cats as kids and a cozy lil house near the beach- WHO SAID THAT HAHA-)

You two still go out on weekly fast food raids, but in return for that, you incorporate more veggies into both of your diets because, let’s face it you both need it

You start taking vitamin supplements too (I do this and it’s a game change seriously) and it’s always funny to see Misaki dramatically put out their hand for the “drugs”

The two of you even get into cooking ! And Misaki quickly realizes that most japanese meals are quite healthy and balanced

Ochazuke quickly becomes one of your comfort meals, nothing to do with the silly little grin Misaki gets on their face when she pours the green tea onto the rice, what nooo that’s so cringe haha-

Though, maybe sometimes you two get too distracted by each other in the kitchen because V has been called on too many times when one of you accidentally forget to set a timer for the grilled salmon and now it’s a black salmon

“Why do you insist on calling me for these things ? The firefighters are surely a better option ?”

“We don’t have to pay you to put out a fire.”

“Ah.”

V

Look in the eyes and tell me this basically aristocratic man who probably has his meals sorted by more nutritious to least nutritious is not horrified by you gulping down apple juice, popcorn chicken and nothing else for the rest of the day

V nearly damn faints when you realize mid conversation that you haven’t had a sip of water today- and it was 3 p.m. in the afternoon

Look, if we are being honest, V is autistic coded as hell, so I bet he definitely understands not wanting to eat weirdly textured things and the safety of just sticking to mashed potatoes and cream cheese

But, in his point of view, you are just wasting away

So he shares his meal plans with you, how to cook things that won’t make your mouth turn because of how they feel

It’s pretty sweet actually, because to give you a personalized meal plan, V does actually spend a lot of time with you (and you two normally already spend a bunch of time together) 

V also does not shy away from affectionate acts while doing his "research"

“Is this to your liking ?” V shows you the contents on the spoon, a barely noticeable smile on his lips when you open your mouth for him to feed you

“Perhaps we should try this ? I can do all the food prep, I know touching fish scales freaks you out, do not worry, I will pull out the gloves.”

This man would move sun and earth for you, what makes you think he won’t be able to handle your very specific diet and picky eating habits

He has your meal plans pinned on the board right next to his

It’s domestic and romantic in a way that makes your head spin when you think about it too long

“You’re kind of like the perfect husband material huh ? Planning my meals and all~”

V turns, blinks at you and lifts your hand to press a kiss against your knuckles.

“I see my plan is working then.”

You nearly fall off your chair

(V turns back around and immediately nearly chops his finger off because where did he pull that line from ?)

I HOPE THIS ONE WAS GOOD !!!

as someone who struggled wiht eating food until I turned 14 this is ver near and dear to my heart and i was thinking of way i would personally like a s/o to help with my eating habits !

also watch me sneak in down bad L.I's in everything I write

[writingdarling]

loll i got bored and wanted to try out a graph in AM 😭