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with knuckles still halfheartedly tapping against the door, abel’s head tipped forward to rest his forehead beside it. the overall drabby look of his demeanor offset the small smile that graced his lips ; or at least abel had to hope as much. he couldn’t be so outwardly happy. “ ethan. ” in his usual air of dramatics, he spoke through the wood, “ my stomach’s literally deteriorated by at least half its size from the walk over here .. if you don’t open up this door in three seconds, i’m not even gonna have a stomach to fill. ” @bcrkes

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ETHAN : i didn't mean it like that !!

ETHAN : a hobby is something you do for fun.. that's what you do for fun !! it's one of my hobbies too 😛

ETHAN : well i won't complain about it

ETHAN : you just might have to endure my company a little longer, s'all.

ABEL : lol i'm not too sure everyone else would think it's a hobby 😂

ABEL : good

ABEL : i see 0 things wrong with that

ABEL : plus i like watching you cook .... makes me feel like I can actually cook too

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imessage: hannah!!! 🍌🤗🍑🍑😍

hannah: god i know, im such a loose, dirty woman.

hannah: but woo me with food.

hannah: or dick pics.

abel: ok u don't even have to ask for the second

abel: u know i'm always down

abel: what do u want to eat??

abel: make it snappy

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imessage: hannah!!! 🍌🤗🍑🍑😍

hannah: i'm a woman who needs more wooeing.

hannah: try again.

abel: my company should be wooing enough asshole

abel: what is it that even woos you??

abel: i've never had to do that before

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REED : excuses excuses

REED : continue with your 'statement'

ABEL : ok repeat after me

ABEL : i, reed alders, solemnly swear that i am up to no good

ABEL : no just kidding

ABEL : i, reed alders, will actually never ever really hate abel othman because he's cool and chill and would probably suck my dick given the chance and is maybe one of the best friends i've ever had but i'm too Mysterious to admit at any given moment ...... except for right now

ABEL : and then free weed for a week 😁

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imessage: hannah!!! 🍌🤗🍑🍑😍

abel: what do you say to skipping out on the wild n generic parties for a weekend

abel: and staying in

abel: with .......... idk whatever you want

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ETHAN : c'mon there has to be something you do for fun?

ETHAN : i guess if smoking weed is a hobby

ETHAN : (-: don't hurry too fast, it's still cooking !!

ABEL : ok ouch

ABEL : if i can't write it down on one of those 'getting to know me' papers they hand out to 8th graders on the first day of school .... then it's not a hobby 😂😂

ABEL : TOO LATE

ABEL : already on my way

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ETHAN : good, i plan on keeping you around, too !

ETHAN : listen sometimes i bake instead

ETHAN : it's a HOBBY

ETHAN : well, you could meet me here before we go if you want to eat first!! i made extra just in case (-:

ABEL : good :)

ABEL : a hobby ok sorry sorry i don't have one of those 😅

ABEL : a boy after my heart

ABEL : yes i will be over in a jiffy

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REED : ALDERS

REED : man, you don't even know my last name

REED : Also rude

ABEL : ok that can't be helped

ABEL : i've literally heard/seen your last name a total of 3 times since meeting you

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ETHAN : please don't get rid of me that'd make me awfully sad

ETHAN : well, it's true. i do think you're fantastic – that's largely why we're friends

ETHAN : i'm cooking right now so we can go in a bit

ETHAN : are you hungry ?

ABEL : wouldn't dream of it

ABEL : are you ever not cooking??

ABEL : real question

ABEL : my dear ethan i am never not hungry

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ETHAN : people are most definitely not terrible, abel !! we're friends, after all, and you're not terrible whatsoever

ETHAN : you know i adore you

ETHAN : amazing. fuck the stats homework let's go shopping

ABEL : remind me to never get rid of you

ABEL : my ego thrives from this friendship alone

ABEL : right right now??

ABEL : i'm gonna need at least 15 to get ready ..... i REFUSE to be seen in public in my current state

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REED : excuse me?

REED : i can lie.

REED : but i'm not rn.

ABEL : or you're lying about lying

ABEL : here are the facts

ABEL : i take 0 responsibility

ABEL : and i will smoke you out for the next week if you agree to the following statement

ABEL : i, reed ..... ....

ABEL : what's your last name again??

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ETHAN : listen you know i'm not good at saying no

ETHAN : nonoononono come on you're gonna make me feel terrible !!

ETHAN : i'd pick out a pair for you but unfortunately we have very different taste so.. maybe it's best we go together

ABEL : well don't make it known to everyone else!!

ABEL : people are horrible terrible creatures they cannot be trusted

ABEL : i'll take you up on the offer

ABEL : mostly because i could do with an excuse to not look at this damn stats hw for another second

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ETHAN : i know i haven't drank one since freshman year

ETHAN : i was trying to ~go with the flow~

ETHAN : you're right though it was horrible advice

ETHAN : i'm really, really sorry about your shoes i promise you i'll make it up to you

ABEL : ...... that's called peer pressure ethan

ABEL : it's all good

ABEL : i mean they were only my most favorite pair ever

ABEL : a birthday gift from a dear old friend

ABEL : lots of memories walked into those soles

ABEL : kidding .. they're shoes you're good ☺️

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REED : that's rude

REED : i hate you

REED : mostly

ABEL : you're horrible at lying

ABEL : even through text