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mspaint doodles that i'm not going to save anywhere on my computer . it's yumblr or death for mspaint doodles

also check out what i found in my drafts from half a year ago #mydrafts #imtiredofholdingmyhorses

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he's gone. Guga left earth forever

bad luck brian shit happening to guga lately

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kris and ralsei

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i should have a big fuckass tail so i can hit people with it and be annoying

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horse posing for a photograph taken by a human in a pink jacket using an iphone this image is angled so that we can see the screen of the iphone which displays a beautiful image of the horse from a close up perspective more head on than the one we view it from while the horse appears humorous with its nose close to the camera and its eyes very cute and kind looking its ears angle backward implying it is not very happy to have its photo taken however this modern world is a world of constant surveillance and documentation and sadly this dear horse must get with the times however disconcerting it may be

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sandwith webweave

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Get your crumbs up. Get your nothing up.

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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

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I present to you the absolute critter: the honeycomb catfish

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does anyone know where my stuff went it looked like this thank you

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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never posted this crochet tapestry that my friend made me for my birthday