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The grass is gayer on the other side.

I never understood that phrase... on the other side of what? Why are we not on that side? Is it someone's property?

I painted Butter's extra pair of goggles

Heheh

The lens are fair, so they still work fine, but now there's Rainbow

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my goggles are gay.

I see Gay...

EVERYTHING IN SIGHT IS HOMOSEXUAL.

NYEAHAHAHAHAHA!

I painted Butter's extra pair of goggles

Heheh

The lens are fair, so they still work fine, but now there's Rainbow

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Ha!

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lil bro is plotting Macha Cooke's death 😔

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Have a wonderful day!

*skips off like a magical girl✨💅*

Ha!

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lil bro is plotting Macha Cooke's death 😔

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I'm just wonderful! My chin up! Proud of my plans!

Hehehe.

Ha!

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lil bro is plotting Macha Cooke's death 😔

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Ha!

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lil bro is plotting Macha Cooke's death 😔

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Oh!

It's cute and unsettling at the same time! I love it.

Boss, help!! Help!!

-Plague cookie

Huh? Plague Cookie? Hey! What ever it is, I'm sure it's not that bad.

What happened? What can I do?

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Boss, help!! Help!!

-Plague cookie

Huh? Plague Cookie? Hey! What ever it is, I'm sure it's not that bad.

What happened? What can I do?

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(byeee

I'm going to Texas to see my cousins for 7 days so I won't be able to answer asks for a bit.

But I'll have some art for y'all when I come back!

Cooking up some fun ideas :3)

[Ps. Thanks for everyone who's liking my stuff and got this show on the road!]

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:D

(I reblogged this just to say, I imagine Butter Roll showing new cookies around, but he's singing that's what I like by Bruno Mars.

like, *Literally showing off the equipment*: IF YOU WANT IT! GURLLLLL COME AND GET IT! ALL THIS IS HEEERRREEE FOR YOUUU!

*Glances off to the side* I might be... stupid... yall.)

Hello, favorite food anon here. Let me introduce myself.

Im Plague cookie.

Nice to see you, boss.

Ah! Another brave soul tasked with creating cookies for the betterment of Earthbread!

Hello, Plague cookie, and welcome to the team. You'll fit right in.

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Hello, favorite food anon here. Let me introduce myself.

Im Plague cookie.

Nice to see you, boss.

Ah! Another brave soul tasked with creating cookies for the betterment of Earthbread!

Hello, Plague cookie, and welcome to the team. You'll fit right in.

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... okay? Uhm...

I'm not a nerd, am I?

"Can you unbake Beasts? Asking for a friend."

There's a simple way to "unbake" a cookie, but I suppose it's not necessarily unbaking the cookie... and, without the proper experiment, I have no way of knowing if it works on beast cookies.

Water is your best shot.

Though, they were made of the same dough we all were! I doubt it wouldn't wor-

... who is this information for again?

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butter roll what bands do you listen to 👽

Butter roll laughs, nervous.

Nothing childish! I like classical music.

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Thoughts on Espresso cookie?

He's... brief. Also clever, like Strawberry crepe cookie... which is slightly ironic, saying that he's also rude... like Strawberry crepe cookie.

I won't say much else. But a little advice, don't run your mouth around him!

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What would happen if you were to bake a cookie without eggs or sugar but still put in life powder? Would it not bake? Or would it just be alive but a bit weird-looking?

No eggs or sugar? Hmm. Strange idea.

Well, for your answer, I personally believe that the cookie would come out just fine. Macha cookie is missing ingredients, and she doesn't seem to have any defects. Other than lacking power. But even so... she still ruined the lab that one time.

I suppose the worst thing that could happen is that the cookie might turn out weaker than most.

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Who got ahold of this information-

(This is totally going to effect how I respond now-)

🥐🧪butter roll headcanons🧪🥐

🔸likes metal and rock, both the soft and hardcore stuff but also anything with a solid bass really. AND. he keeps it a secret but the man has PIPES. high notes are *not* his specialty but his lower register is hauntingly beautiful.

🔸had a bit of a punk/edgy "phase" as a teen. I say phase but he never "grew out of it," just matured and doesn't play into it as much. He still dresses alt with zero respect for authority, but dropped the whiny attitude.

🔸body modification. Tattoos and piercings. Forked tongue? ofc he has them but i also like to think he knows how to do them too. making extra money on the side in college by doing simple piercings and tattoos.

🔸favorite animals are bears (all bears) and most reptiles (beef w/ chameleons)

🔸lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper under his desk

🔸cannot fucking cook. Baking pretty much forces him into certain parameters to follow but cooking gives him a lot more "freedom." He has too much fun experimenting and forgets to make an edible dish.

🔸struggles with OCD; his work is... unorthodox but he wants it to benefit cookies and certainly doesn't want to hurt anyone. he's had intrusive thoughts his whole life but now working directly with what is essentially gore doesn't make it easier. he's not a violent or malicious person but sometimes he finds that hard to believe. He also measures every ingredient three times before adding it and does the same thing when counting for inventory. If he doesn't do it...just throw out the whole experiment. It's ruined.

🔸while he's professionally fascinated by matcha and red velvet, he actually considers licorice to be the closest thing he has to a friend in the cod just cause of some traits that remind him of espresso (grew up destitute, a wizard wanting recognition for his work, etc) but he's also constantly reminded that he's not espresso bc of how pathetic he is. He tried to reach out to affogato but that was just. No.

🔸he doesn't get to play video games often but when he does, he loves being able to cause as much chaos as possible, usually through mods (especially like the Sims or GTA). He also has some masochistic tendencies with soulslikes (Bloodborne) and roguelikes (Hades)

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"Can you unbake Beasts? Asking for a friend."

There's a simple way to "unbake" a cookie, but I suppose it's not necessarily unbaking the cookie... and, without the proper experiment, I have no way of knowing if it works on beast cookies.

Water is your best shot.

Though, they were made of the same dough we all were! I doubt it wouldn't wor-

... who is this information for again?