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Some useful chaperon info! I genuinely had no idea it's basically a sideways hood haha. Now its' structure finally makes sense.

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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MY BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN ELF GIRL

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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Just saw a post that reminded me that when i was in the botanical gardens today there was a new sign with a photo of a cat and so clearly i was like oho? botanical garden mascot cat?? (mascat even) and went to see what the sign said and the sign said . See this cat? This cat is here all the time. she WILL beg you for pets. do not listen to her she is a fucking liar she will bite bite kill you. we do not own her. we do not know who owns her. if you know please fucking tell us. which is funny enough as like a sign purely because you know some botanical garden employees found this out the hard way but particularly funny because i MET THIS CAT WEEKS AGO. in the botanical gardens. she was sunning on a bench and very politely asked me for pets and was very nice for like ten minutes and then she bit me (not very hard, didn't break skin or anything) at which point i sternly told her well in that case i would not be petting her anymore and left and she followed me OUT of the gardens DOWN the street for a good bit, again shamelessly begging for pets. what an accomplished little criminal. neighborhood famous for lying and betrayal. god forbid women do anything

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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

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I'm making this post on behalf of Sami and his family. Fundraiser here.

Sami says this:

This is the reality for my and my daughter, Lynn. Lynn is only 7 years old and she has never known peace — only war, fear, and pain. A few days ago, she was seriously injured by heavy bombing. There are no hospitals, no medicine, and no treatment available for her — except abroad. I am helpless… watching my little girl suffer in pain every single day. She cries constantly, and there is no relief. The only hope left is a surgery outside the country — but they can’t afford it. Will you help Lynn? Will you give this innocent child a chance to live, to smile, and to walk again? Your donation today could save her life. Even a small act of kindness can mean the world to her.

Please do anything you can to help, any engagement is appreciated even if you cannot directly give to the campaign. Thank you so much <3.

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the color signatures of various elements when ignited

FB image credit: Ceres Science

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Tbh he has a valid crash out guys

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my friend and i have been on a media consumption kick and weve managed to cram batim/batdr, the cuphead show, and lilo & stitch into a single week. had to make something to commemorate it

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My favorite kind of customer

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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one of two things has been happening in my neighborhood today:

1. one of my neighbors has been standing motionless on his porch for six+ hours

OR

2. one of my neighbors has placed a mannequin on his porch, which has been there for six+ hours

about to go find out which. if i dont report back, assume the mannequin got me