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my partner might be onto something when she says you can disguise your pickiness and food sensitivity as an adult by calling yourself a “purist.” so instead of saying “the taste and texture of cooked raisins make me want to hmork,” you say “i’m actually kind of a cinnamon roll purist, i prefer just a classic cinnamon filling and a really good dough instead of something with a ton of random mix ins,” which takes you from who gave this four year old a bachelor degree to oh wow this guy is a pretentious asshole about more things than i even thought was possible

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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NICHOLAS HOULT and LILY-ROSE DEPP NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

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quick what is everyone doing right now

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*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

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Chris Sanders’ Style Surfing, made for the production of Lilo & Stitch.

(Click pages to enlarge.)

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Angolan Air Force cadet training in the Soviet Union, 1987. Photographer unknown.

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Happy 20th anniversary The Phantom of the Opera

Released on December 22nd, 2004

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we need to bring divine back to life just so she can kill rupaul for treating fat queens like dirt and making popular drag only accessible to exceedingly thin and wealthy fags

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reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)

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My favourite genre of gay people is "They didn't have bdsm sex onscreen but, bdsm elements are always lurking in the corner and haunting the narrative through thinly veiled visual metaphorical implication."

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me, with chronic pain and bad joints, after a full weekend of dancing/walking/running: damn why do my legs hurt so much

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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

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THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) — dir. Jim Sharman

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Bomba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No non furry option, it's 2025 you get a fursona now