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I have three successes! I'm allowed to read their Wookiepedia page.
Gate 2022
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Tim: DO YOU THINK I AM SO UNCIVILIZED I DO NOT KNOW THE WORKS OF...UH...OF-
Skye: Charles Dickens?
Tim: THAT MAN
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Don't ever say the words "Stalin-Chan" ever again.
Skye 2022
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Brain Worms, Ear Worms, it's all the same
Met, narrating: You hear a voice in the furthest recesses of your mind, whispering something dark and-
Accel, singing softly: Riiiiicola~
Rest of the table: *uncontrollable laughter for roughly a minute*
Met, also laughing: You ruined my setup you sonofabitch!
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The closest thing to psychic damage I can do is shoot a fucker in the head.
Skye 2022
#xesperwatch#Skye#Setrin = Skye for the record#tabletop shenanigans#d&d 5e#no context ever#admin setrin
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This is about Niv beaming Psychic Damage directly into my skull.
Skye 2022
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Forbidden recycling.
Haunter 2022
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We're playing Halo now! I've got the gnome!
Dan 2022
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Gate: Vandalism. Leg vandalism.
Niv: Can it really be called vandalism if it's a person?
Jack: Assault. It's called assault.
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Is Jesus a Boobs or Ass man?
Howly: I guess the least sinful option of the two would be ass?
Niv: Wouldn't the least sinful be that he's asexual?
Howly: Niv you look at me and say that you don't have a documented history of honking people's asses in this server.
Niv: Okay but you should know that 90% of that is for humor.
Howly: ...and the other 10%???
Niv: Shit-
#submission#xesperwatch#chat#howly#niv#jesus#why do i keep using the jesus tag what the fu-#admin niv#no context ever
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I forgot how bright the sun was.
-Clockwork, 2021
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT I AM NOT THE CEO OF BLACK MEN
Howly 2021
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Dan: [frustrated sigh] Niv: Are you okay? Dan: These fuckin' rolls, Niv! Niv: You're right, that was a stupid question.
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...as you pass the troll a can of Brisk Iced Tea...
Gate 2021
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You don't need pants when you can teleport.
Gate 2021
#xesperwatch#quotes#gate#no context ever#does this count as#unsafe work practices#because i'm not sure#admin niv
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Hello! Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Unspeakable Violence?
Niv, 2021
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