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i forgot why i claimed this url when genshin wasnt even out yet i think my ocs name (yanmei) was taken so i just took a similar name
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imagine your son tries to sneak out but the sound of his y2k archive streetwear cargo pant legs brushing against each other wakes you from your slumber
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good nightcore sleep tightcore don’t let the bedbugs bitecore
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ay yo mr white i know its a tough subject but ur at that age where regular prostate screening is recommended so i looked into some resources and got u this brochure
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people are never the neat little image you carry of them in your head. they will let you down sometimes bc they are human the way you are. they have thoughts theyll never utter the way you do. they have felt shame the way you have. guilt. rage. greed. lust. no matter the rose colored glasses you look at them through, the light they may bring into your life, the way their presence dazzles and warms you. they are still a person with their own volition who will on occasion, do something you perceive as inconceivably out of character. but that’s the point, they aren’t a character. and nor are you. and these are things you must remember. and you’ll have to remember to allow them a place on the ground beside you rather than the golden pedestal you kept them on. and you will feel the grief of recognizing your innate humanity. when you finally recognize your fallibility do not forget to acknowledge it in others. and though it may be painful you must learn to forgive them for it the way you must learn to forgive yourself, too.
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his last wish was to be young dumb and full of cum........
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tumblr sexyman iceberg
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i think a lot of people on this website have this weird idea that you can only dislike something or someone if you can find an ideological reason for it and like that's not true at all lmao you can just be a hater. it's fine i promise.
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the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him”
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