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They gave him the death penalty :/

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If I was in severance I would start pissing in the elevator on like day 2

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I don't care that you're Herobrine

supernova red wine

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Where is your boy tonight I hope he is in Michigan

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I don't really want to date but I DO want to be divorced is the problem

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I was definitely a sea person in a past life but unfortunately I forgor

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I can't be fucking trusted around babybel cheese bro

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oh 1984 starscream, we're really in it now

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its -18°f where I live but in my heart it's brat summer

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Interpol is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Losing it over this comment lmaooo

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Need a gif compilation of all the times Josef (Wolfie??) skimpers away like my cat when she gets 3am zoomies, king of hitting da bricks

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Can you guys watch him while I go smoke?

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if I still can't make a decision on where to go when my lease is up im just gonna make a tumblr poll about what city I should live in lol

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Been thinking of getting into sports betting but I'm worried it would nullify my psychic powers

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I'm Horse-Famous

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Everybody manifest that I get a better job in 2025 so I don't have to work overnights next Christmas too, okay?