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teehe

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quietly plans a raticide right now :)

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arrhythmiiia​:

“You’re a literal brain worm. You really don’t have any room to judge me on if I’m gross or not.” Also the scientists made sure he got clean regularly. Ohhhh gottem!!

“Just because I’m a brain worm,it doesn’t mean I can’t recognize something gross.

And you are! You’re stinky to the core! Stinky stinky stinky!!”

[yellowcheeseroad]

“Okay but he is stinky.

He’s a stinky deceased angry rat. He smells like sewage.”

[yellowcheeseroad]

[ what if i give her a monster prom verse

what of it punk ]

[yellowcheeseroad]

[ hey lol ]

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*puts my hand on your shoulder* listen. I DID mean to make you upset and i DO think your opinions are shit

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arrhythmiiia​:

He was already bracing himself for the terrible pun that was about to come at any moment.

“NA--”

“...

...okay if you guys feel like comedians then, here. Let me leave the goddamn stage for you pricks.”

"How do you call cheese that isn't yours?"

[yellowcheeseroad]

"How do you call cheese that isn't yours?"

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the rats are MADDDD

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@arrhythmiiia

trying so hard to be normal right now

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(( Hello too lazy atm to make an actual promo but if you like bastard rat men then this is the blog for you! This is an independent headcanon based MAD RAT written and loved by Pineapple. Of course please read about, rules, and verses before interacting! ))

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“Fuck ♥”

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Rat god has arrived at the Met Gala!

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arrhythmiiia​:

“What can I say pissing you off is pretty fun!” If she’s in Django’s head he might as well get in as much petty revenge and pot shots as he could. You’ve made a mistake going back in his head fucker!

Uuugh! 

“You’re not even doing that! You’re just acting like a puppy!” she groans, taking the liberty to give a metaphorical kick on his brain to give him a good ol’ headache. Take that asshole.