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I think this place is only accessible on weekdays...........

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should I go buy burger y/n

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don't prev lmao palm springs when that's what the post is about.

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but iu will not dispute john locke lost getting bicurious. i see the beautiful vision

that guy who plays minecraft for a living is not getting bicurious in the timeloop. you know he isnt.

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that guy who plays minecraft for a living is not getting bicurious in the timeloop. you know he isnt.

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thank you guys for playing blogs with me

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this spreadsheet hates my sexy formula for no reason. it parses to ME!

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my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing

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making one nice looking spreadsheet has ruined me the first thing i do every time now is turn off gridlines and resize the first column.

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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

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sexting but just saying i want u to come over and kill me

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i think i accidentally lived my entire life in a poison swamp

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*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

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I don't have toast but I do have silver dollar rolls I will make do.....

god I could kill for scrambled eggs on toast rn

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god I could kill for scrambled eggs on toast rn

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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

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elevator smells like salad ?