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SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson

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Calves & class

Purple！

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Pining - Part 1 : Sherlock - (2023)

Pining [pɪnɪŋ] :  to feel very sad because one wants (something) or because one is not with (someone). To suffer a mental and physical decline, especially because of a broken heart.

“If these two idiots don’t start talking soon, I swear to god…”

“I’m so sorry, Mrs. Hudson. I asked Mycroft if we could lock them together in a cell somewhere for a couple of weeks, but he said he didn’t want to get involved…”

“Your husband is useless, Lestrade! ‘The British Government’…Tsssss!! ”

- Lestrade and Mrs. Hudson, probably.

CLICK HERE FOR "PART 2 : JOHN"

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Gorgeous,the smile is making me smile too.

A drawing for Martin's birthday (I finished it on time!) Happy Birthday Martin, you beautiful, wonderful man! <3

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*sniff sniff*

John Watson's turn:

OMG. So beautiful.

(Credits: here)

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Mycroft,being Mycroft everywhere

Eye Rolls alá Mark Gatiss

Here are  few of my favs. Please feel free to add yours. 

As Mycroft Holmes

As Billy Matlock

As Mycroft Holmes (again)

As Joan Crawford

As Mycroft Holmes (yet again, because this is a beauty)

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This was fantastic

A Study In Pink [Sherlock] : what I retained

John: life is shit

Psy: ok

John: war

Psy: ok thank u now pay me

*some war nightmares and a gun later, in a park*

John: *life is shit face*

Mike: hey im the fat dude remember

John: hey life is shit, also war

Mike: cool, lemme introduce you to my sociopath gay friend who is not my friend because i dissappear from the whole serie after I make you two fall in love forever

John: what

Mike: eheh

*in a room with a dead body, a sociopath and a rejected girl loving dead bodies and sociopaths*

Mike: yo

Sherlock: *gay look towards the new pretty soldier* im interested but not showing it cause im a queen

John: here take my phone and all my clothes if you need

Sherlock: oW

Sherlock: afghanistan or Iraq

Sherlock: also Molly lol you ugly

John: * .....has stop working....*

Mike: eheh

Sherlock: i like cute blond army soldiers lets live together and do everything together from now

John: sounds good i dont find this creepy at all

Sherlock: *winks*

John:♡o♡

Mike: eheh

*new home*

Sherlock: call me by my first name but you can call me how you want i dont care. love me please

Mrs.Hudson: look at my gay baby boys

John: no

Sherlock: thank you

John: what a shit decoration taste

John: also you're pretty but you're website is shit

Sherlock: this was rude but you're cute

Sherlock: wanna see a corpse

John: wow so romantic im coming

*around a corpse*

Sherlock: deductions deductions deductions

John: how marvelous

John: take me

Lestrade: im out

Donovan: the psycho is a bitch

John: no you

*somewhere we dont care in london*

Mycroft: im the master of cameras

John: Ridiculous. I wanna find my new boyfriend

Mycroft: also the master of mysterious cabs

John: ok

John: hey you're a girl so im flirting with you because im not gay and im not into the cheekbones guy

Anthea: do i look like i give a shit

John: *entering another dark place* ridiculous.

Mycroft: i wanna scare you

John: ridiculous

Mycroft: look at my pretty umbrella

John: i just wanna go home you weirdo

Mycroft: i know everything about you

John: lol big coat man already did that im not impressed anymore

John: also war

Sherlock: *texting his new boyfriend*

John: gotta go, bye bitches

John: jusg taking my gun on my way

Anthea: do I look like I give a shit

*with pretty boyfriend*

Sherlock: lol nothing just wanted to see you

John: i find this perfectly normal

Sherlock: text a serial killer please

John: okay

John: wait wha-

Sherlock: you're better looking than my skull friend

Sherlock: date?

John: YES

John: I mean no because im not gay but YES

*during the not gay date*

Angelo: you cute and gay

Sherlock: thank you

John: no

Sherlock: eat

John: ok

Angelo: here some gay candles

John: no

Sherlock: thank you

John: you single?

Sherlock: this is literally a date

John: no

Sherlock: i dont like girls

John: cool

John: I keep that information

John: for no gay reason

John: *bi lipslicking*

Sherlock: RUN

John: WHEREVER YOU GO

Sherlock: lol it was a test, means you dont need your cane

John: what cane?

Sherlock: why are there idiots in our flat

Anderson: *idiots stuff*

Sherlock: *clash*

John: dats my boy

Sherlock: I solved the case

Cabbie: cool now come so i can kill you

Sherlock: no

Cabbie: but it's fun

Sherlock: ok

John: why the hell nobody noticed that the super annoying good looking detective left

Anderson: he is a psycho

John: oh you're the boyfriend of the bitch you bitch

*somewhere lost and dark that we can easily find with a gps*

Sherlock: im smarter

Cabbie: im smarter

Sherlock: this is a fake gun

Cabbie: you're smarter

Sherlock: but im playing your game anyway because my life is boring and death is fun

Cabbie: *gets shot*

Sherlock: oh no but this is not fun

Sherlock: how do i know if im the smarter now

Dying cabbie: moriarty

Sherlock: lets go for two seasons then

Sherlock: means 5 more episodes lol

*among useless policemen and police cars doing beep beep*

Lestrade: put the blanket on

Sherlock: I dont need a blanket dad i worked hard dad

Lestrade: who shot

Sherlock: my deduction skills tell me it's a cute blond army doctor but ive no idea who

John: *is here and good looking but still no gay*

Sherlock: oops

Lestrade: can you repeat everything because I'm cute and nice but not very smart

Sherlock: nope

Sherlock: but im putting the blanket on, look dad

Lestrade: it's all fine then

Sherlock: *throws the blanket away to look good in front of cute blond army doctor*

John: look at my innocent face

Sherlock: this shot was quite badass

John: okay it was me

Sherlock: hot

John: I know right

Mycroft: and now do i scare you

John: youve got a serious problem

Sherlock: stop playing with my date you little shit bro im the queen

John: okay weird fam

John: you idiot

Sherlock: ok but you're so cute when you say that

Sherlock: take me

John: what

Sherlock: another not gay date?

John: yes yes yes yes

John: with candles

Mycroft: ok i ship them

Anthean: do I look like I give a shit again

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This is so lovely,heart warmingly so.

Una Stubbs’ last scene in Sherlock Series 4

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Benedict/Martin + Laughing on the set of ‘Sherlock’

“We laugh a lot - a hell of a lot - and we work very hard, and then we laugh very hard, and then we work hard, and then we laugh hard. I mean, it’s genuinely good fun.”

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Heheh

Remember when pilot Sherlock tried every trick in the book to woo depressed and suicidal John Watson

Show your devilish side

Show your cuter side

Show your Chivalrous side

Put that beautiful neck on display

Sneakily stare at him

Show off (and wriggle a bit) that gorgeous butt

Take him out to dinner ( try not to bite your lips..oh well, anyways)

Result- date went very well, they shagged like bunnies that night and lived happily ever after

(Also S 3-4 didn't exist..... blah blah blah)

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Starting a daily freebatch pic post.

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Putting this across far and wide..LipstickDaddy is an artist!

Yubikiri Genman (pinky promise)

an onmyoji / johnlock au

Summary: Kyoto, present-day. Seimei is a man who loves puzzles and helping people that the police don’t have time for; Hiromasa is a disaffected salaryman in search of some excitement. When their paths collide, there’s no mystery they can’t solve… but what about the mystery of Seimei's ice-cold heart?

Chapter 1: Taikutsu 退屈 Boredom Chapter 2: Kimyou Na Deai 奇妙な出会い A Strange Meeting NEW Chapter 3: Atarashi Nazo 新しい謎 A New Mystery

author's note: Seimei and Hiromasa are a pairing I have loved for just as long as I've adored Holmes and Watson, and I've maintained for years that their dynamic is the perfect pastiche material for a johnlock au. So much so that I even wrote my first novel about them. Even though the characters aren't Sherlock and John, I hope you read my story and see just how perfect Seimei and Hiromasa are as the Japanese incarnations of our favourite detective and his good doctor.

tags under the cut:

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Love the original caption !

killbo baggins™

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When hot Martin knocks at your door…

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I can not breathe.

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Good laugh time

I’mma hit that thing again…