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STOP SENDING ME DONATION ASKS. I WILL BLOCK YOU ON SIGHT. i am, in fact, a grown ass bitch https://mattsbio.straw.page
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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.
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so I bought a new book
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Poll: Are you neurodivergent, and where do you tend to look when you talk to someone? (I’m nd and I tend to look at peoples’ mouths instead of their eyes.)
-At their eyes / not neurodivergent
-At their eyes / neurodivergent
-At their mouth / not neurodivergent
-At their mouth / neurodivergent
-Over their shoulder / not neurodivergent
-Over their shoulder / neurodivergent
-At my feet / not neurodivergent
-At my feet / neurodivergent
-Somewhere else (tag if you’d like)
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when i was thirteen i made a very edgy wammy's oc called X who had a fringe that covered his eyes and he only spoke in third person (which no doubt annoyed the shit out of all the roleplay partners i had accumulated) and now that i am fleshing out the original character i'm using for ascension, i feel like i need to pay homage to this stupid little guy in some capacity given how genuinely devoted i was to him growing up.
oh, did i mention that he had heterochromia as well. because of course he did.
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I HAD A WAMMY'S OC NAMED X TOO! AND SHE HAD HETEROCHROMIA :D
i still have her tbh, her name's Zero now though and her design's way different
when i was thirteen i made a very edgy wammy's oc called X who had a fringe that covered his eyes and he only spoke in third person (which no doubt annoyed the shit out of all the roleplay partners i had accumulated) and now that i am fleshing out the original character i'm using for ascension, i feel like i need to pay homage to this stupid little guy in some capacity given how genuinely devoted i was to him growing up.
oh, did i mention that he had heterochromia as well. because of course he did.
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more character creators should allow for multiple noses
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best quality: his sillies
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Happy pride! Somebody hit me with their car exactly 3 years ago but they had a rainbow bumper sticker so YEAH!!!!!!!!
Be who you areee 🌈🏳️‍🌈☁️✨️🚗🚗🚗✨️☁️🏳️‍🌈🌈
CJDJCKDKCMD WHAT
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i feel like this joke has been made before
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between a post about monkeys and someone's nephew annoying them, Tumblr just put on my dash "cutting inspo"?
I'm very confused as to the kind of person this hellsite thinks I am
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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!
guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues
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Can you squat with your heels on the ground?
Easy
I can comfortably squat with my heels on the ground
I can, but not comfortably
I can squat, but not with my heels on the ground
Tried it: I literally just found out I can
Tried it: I literally just found out I can’t
I cant even squat bruh
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you see these artists on someone's dating profile that's connected to their spotify:
mxmtoon, Simon & Garfunkel, Hozier, Sea Power, First Aid Kit, Lana Del Rey, The Beatles, Orla Gartland, Mitski, David Bowie
poll: this is a...
• major green flag
• minor green flag
• beige flag/irrelevant
• mixed signals
• minor red flag
• major red flag
• i'm bald / i've never heard of the beatles
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the DR1 anime adaptation was indeed a Sparknotes version of the game, but i did enjoy seeing a few things in motion, because it gives us a bit more insight into the characters we know and love.
my favorite little detail, for instance, is that Mondo covers up Mukuro's body with his coat after she's kebabed:
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don't tell me that doesn't tell you a LOT about Mondo. it may be something you already knew or figured or headcanoned, but it's still fascinating and sweet
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYOMA!!!!! super sorry, i almost forgot, i know this is isn't the best but i had a busy day, sorry again
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Happy bday to Ryoma!! 💙🎾
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Ryoma Uni HCs: He's the oldest of the cast (late 20s or early 30s) and did attend college when he was younger but dropped out due to mental health issues. After rehab and therapy, he decided to go back to college and pick up a career as a tennis coach rather than a tennis player. On his way to class, he'll feed the stray cats that linger around campus. He'll also chew on something like gum or a lollipop to help him stop smoking.
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