you millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. you make quite a nonbinary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets.
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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
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the work file name is "GOONER1 2 3" on my pc. NOELLE THE DISASTER LESBIAN
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you want this type of reaction image? For every major character in deltarune? Here.
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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital
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*makes an extremely niche reference to something you won't understand and expects you to get it completely*
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