your-local-shapeshifter

[your-local-shapeshifter]

oh, good t'know :) any other little tidbits i should be aware of...? y'know if one were to hypothetically play with matches around 'em

are lazarus pits flammable? asking for a friend

[your-local-shapeshifter]

...painful to you?

and honestly yknow there comes a point where a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

are lazarus pits flammable? asking for a friend

[your-local-shapeshifter]

is this you tellin' me i can't burn the lazarus pits? because I'm seein' zero downsides

are lazarus pits flammable? asking for a friend

[your-local-shapeshifter]

pfft... thank you

oh. hm. shit.

happy late birthday to me or somethin'.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

are lazarus pits flammable? asking for a friend

[your-local-shapeshifter]

oh. hm. shit.

happy late birthday to me or somethin'.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

been there done that.

hey so... where have you actually been these past few days? cali's confirmed you've gone to work but you haven't been back to the flat.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

it's not up for discussion, foxglove. get fucked. feed the dogs.

hey so... where have you actually been these past few days? cali's confirmed you've gone to work but you haven't been back to the flat.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

no we don't, I'm fine. it's fine.

hey so... where have you actually been these past few days? cali's confirmed you've gone to work but you haven't been back to the flat.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

i don't want to talk about it.

hey so... where have you actually been these past few days? cali's confirmed you've gone to work but you haven't been back to the flat.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

i think that's pretty clear, personally. anyway, how are the dogs?

hey so... where have you actually been these past few days? cali's confirmed you've gone to work but you haven't been back to the flat.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

i have no idea but I've gained like six swords so it can't be all bad!

hey so... where have you actually been these past few days? cali's confirmed you've gone to work but you haven't been back to the flat.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

psh. okay.

Tag all your family members, friends, Enemies!

oh, i don't exactly get out much. too busy with... work. just work. definitely. absolutely just work.

so just @your-local-shapeshifter really, even if she's an irresponsible chaos gremlin who always shows up to work injured.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

i knew ya liked me! deep, deep, deep, deep down. an' hey, you're the one who showed up partially on fire literally last night. I'm not the only chaos gremlin here.

Tag all your family members, friends, Enemies!

oh, i don't exactly get out much. too busy with... work. just work. definitely. absolutely just work.

so just @your-local-shapeshifter really, even if she's an irresponsible chaos gremlin who always shows up to work injured.

[your-local-shapeshifter]

i dont remember being this much of a gremlin as a child

[your-local-shapeshifter]

lmao why did i just hear one of the vigilantes (new??? ones??? i cant keep track gotham get more branding than just a bat pls god) muttering about stupid exes and stupid feelings

[your-local-shapeshifter]

yeah so i lost the custody battle of the dragon to cali. good luck to anyone who pisses her off now