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“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.

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what i love about elphaba is she had a kid and then maintained her “fuck them kids” mentality so hard that she forgot he was her kid

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can i offer you some bookverse gelphie in these trying pre-for good times

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Some mean offscreen canon for Legend of zelda: wind waker. They forgot Vaati when they dumped a whole ocean at the end. he’s still just down there.

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Great on top of everything else now we gotta deal with The Giant Sphere

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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

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There should be a word for the microscopic spark of hope that you dare not entertain in case the mere act of acknowledging it will cause it to vanish, like trying to look at a photon.

Terry Pratchett, Mort

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Bartender AU Part 1

Part 2 Preview (5 pages out now on Patreon for early access)

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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.

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Toon Link & Toon zelda

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All I truly want from the sydney liveshow is for jester and laudna to be pirates and bad influences together

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole