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making mistakes is ok, everyone makes mistakes and I know that but when I make a mistake I want to throw up, cry, scream and disappear

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if ur 19 or 21 or even 22 or 23 just be careful ok

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a girl can respect herself and still wanna suck a dude soul out

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ONE are you mad at me TWO are you mad at me THREE are you mad at me FOUR are you mad at me

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oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen

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uh oh gamers i snuck too many pringles into my ravenous gullet and i am thusly a sickened little fuckbeast

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i still think the best thing about lizzie/darcy is how almost nobody knew it was happening like it was SCANDALOUS and charged and they constantly oscillated between wanting to jump each other or jump each other’s bones and everyone was too busy watching the vanilla trainwreck of bingley/jane and the victorian equivalent of a nuclear bomb that was lydia and wickham to realize that a whole THING was going on right in front of their respective perfectly boiled vegetables

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"boohoo our s*xyman is voiced by the Iceage sloth"— well I for one appreciate all the hard work John Leguizamo put into single handedly wrestling Lin Manuel Miranda out of that recording booth to prevent him from voicing Bruno.

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actually supervillains with kid hero nemeses are hysterical bc if i was a billionaire and i found out the kid who was also my nemesis was a preteen orphan i would simply adopt them. oh you’re going to stop my nefarious schemes? how when you’re grounded. go to your room

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(video tweet: https://twitter.com/Etherelle/status/1484410925490708481?s=20)

the work of etherelle: https://t.co/dPhLw3xuRx (carrd)

happy belated st sebastian day. no idea how to tag this.

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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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me, appreciating all the hard work that goes into creating video game environments:

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talking about your feelings is SO important I won’t do it but u guys definitely should

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