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house md fans are so easily entertained you just have to say cuddy wilson house threesome and they all come running

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POLYAMORY ROCKS!!!

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some relationships are weird. you take them for granted, and they aren't even that significant to you but they just always are there. like, a friend of your parent or a parent of a friend. the connection between the two of you could be cut by someone else any day, because the only reason you ever interact with eachother is because you have a mutual contact. and it's not like you think about them a lot, but they are all part of your life and have their own little pockets in your heart.

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i said that i was fine when in reality i’d forgotted my rice crispies on my desk for so long they became soggy

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sometimes i feel like getting engaged just for funsies

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i'm old enough to get excited by cute cutlery and i think that's great

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talk dirty to me (tell me you want us to spoon and watch our hands intertwine with eachother while we lay in bed with a window open during a summer morning)

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what makes something poetry? does there have to be a deeper meaning to it all, or can it simply be the result of a poet thinking?

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yeah antidepressants are great and all that but do you have a spice girls cd

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buying a fireproof box for my journals. if i go down then so be it, but my precious little babies shall live forever

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imagine having a one nights stand and the fucker asking you if the lube is vegan

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my new favorite hobbie is telling people the weirdest bullshit i can come up with. was i at my therapist? yes, but did you know i also saw this one guy who had shoes made out of steel and sang dark horse by katy perry? me neither

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i’m fine (i want to fake my death and move to nowhere and meet an old lady who let’s me live at her place in exchange for me caring for her house but then becomes my best friend and turns out to be a lesbian with crazy stories to tell to me and my partner all night long seeing us fall in love day by day and then writing us into her will to make our little lesbian dreams possible after her passing)

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shitting without soundproofing so that others in public restrooms are empowered

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you know you're down bad when you offer them your heart knowing that you'd let them break it like it means you nothing

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i had a nice little mental breakdown yesterday, because i was sad about the fact i will never have a christmas like when i was a kid again, ever. i love christmas although its different now, but i think "mourning" the past christmases is something a lot of us experience when transitioning into adulthood!

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i wish there was a way to snort brain cells