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Iceman: Who ate my leftovers?

Goose: Who ate my best friend’s ass?

Iceman:

Iceman: Okay.

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assigned babygirl by tony scott

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The way Slider yanked his smol twink ass into the air 😂 fuckin can’t breathe every time I see it

this will never not having me cheesing like an absolute idiot

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Parents reveal au.

Fitz starts the trend because he's a bored, borderline insomniac and finds the whole thing cute. By five in the morning, he has posted the first "my mom and dad at 30//me at 30" and by eight that same night, every single dagger has posted the same thing with just some variation in the age.

Nobody expectes Bradley to post anything, especially because they know both his mother and father barely reached their thirties. But then the notification that he has published something comes up to every daggers' phone and what it comes out is not what they were expecting. There are fifteen photos and the description says "dad at 35//pops at 35//me at 35" and it's a gallery of a young Admiral Kazansky and Captain Mitchell holding a toddler between their arms and then it's the picture of a calendar with all the activities written there and then there's Admiral Kazansky and Captain Mitchell dancing in a living room with Bradley at the piano. And then, and then.

Fourteen pictures of a family they didn't know existed, and Bradley himself tried to forget about it. And one, a video more than a photo, of adult Bradley singing and playing the piano in a room similar to the one in the photos with two older men dancing in the middle of it with Bradley murmuring a "dads could you stop being so embarass-" before the video is cut short

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86!Mav would be feral over 22!Ice in all the good ways he can think about. Maybe a timetravel au where 22!Mav reaches the breaking point in space and time and 86!Mav wakes up in his place instead, and he doesn't know where he is, but he knows that the man sleeping to his side is someone important for him, someone that makes his chest hurt in all the good ways and make him cuddle against his back because it feels right to be there.

And maybe after, when the whole situation is clear, Ice gets a little self-conscious. He already is with his Maverick, but it's different because his Mav got to grow with him and has his own sign of the time that passed, but this Maverick? This Maverick is twenty-four and as beautiful, if not even more, as Ice fondly remembers him, and he feels old. Old, scarred, and not something that should be watched as Mav does. So Ice hides behind scarves, sweaters, and blankets because he knows if he has enough patience, his Mav will come back, and he will be able to relax. But 86!Mav won't have it, and really, he doesn't get how his present self doesn't spend every second of his life touching Ice and kissing him. So he votes, in front of the mirror in their bathroom, that he's going to make Ice understand how he's still so sexy and beautiful that Mav burnt his hand making pancakes because he took his eyes away from the pan and he saw Ice reading his journal, glasses on and the whole thing reduced Mav's brain to no brain activity. And then he's going to write a letter to his present self to beg him to do a better job of remembering his husband how beautiful he is.

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Isn’t the shark the same size as Mav????

icemav doodles and dumb memes

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God fuck he’s so tiny

maverick + touch

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Jaybin is so sassy 😭 take all of the sass in the world and stuff it into that tiny child

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Top Gun Maverick Incorrect Quotes Pt.3

Hangman: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Bob, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Bob: If I fall… Phoenix: I’ll be there to catch you. Maverick: *looks at Rooster* What if I fall? Rooster: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Fanboy: *watches these two interactions* Fanboy, to Hangman: And if I fall? Hangman: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Hangman, getting dressed for a formal event: Hey, do you think I can hang myself with this tie? Maverick: Oh-ho-ho, no! You are NOT getting out of this the easy way!

Hangman: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Rooster: Wow. They sound stupid. Hangman: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Rooster: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Hangman: I guess you’re right. Hey Rooster, I love you. Rooster: See! Just say that! Hangman: Holy fucking shit. Rooster: If that flies over their head then, sorry Hangman, but they're too dumb for you. Hangman: Rooster.

Coyote: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year. Hangman: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh. Coyote: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff. Hangman: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that. Phoenix: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Coyote: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant? Bob: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them. Coyote: You will die in 7 days. Rooster: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Rooster: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I? Bob: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward. Fanboy: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

Coyote: I told Phoenix that their ears turn red when they lie. Maverick: Do they? Coyote: No. Maverick: Then why did you tell them that? Coyote: Because I can do this. Coyote: Hey Phoenix! Do you love us? Phoenix, with their hands over their ears: No.

Hangman: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Bob: wHat? Hangman: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Bob: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Phoenix: What do you want then? Fanboy: Er… something work related. Phoenix: What department is this? Fanboy: Sorry? Phoenix: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this? Fanboy: *looks at Rooster and Hangman* Some sort of homosexual department?

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The audacity 🙄

Iceman served so much cunt in TG86 they had to give him a wife instead of letting him have his boytoy twink and then killed him in the second movie

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I love this genre 👀 he so smol 🥺

my favorite genre is tom cruise getting fucking manhandled

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The man knows which kids to look at

Top Gun Silliness

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If Brad2 is an Army, I need to know who’s a Moomoo 👀 for research purposes ☺️ and why is it Jake and Mav 😍 and Ice as the reluctant participant (cause of his husband) and loving it 🥰

pt 7 of my favourite idiots :)

✭ previous < 7 > next ✭ masterlist

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He wants 6 of your babies Ice 🙄 get it together and get a going 😂

At the playground with baby Goose

Maverick (Watching Bradley; sighing and leaning his head on Ice’s shoulder): Oh… I think 6 would be just right.

Ice: 6

Ice: …

Ice: 6 what?

Maverick: :)

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! THIS FIC TORE OUT MY COLD DEAD HEART AND RIPPED IT TO SHREDS!!!! PLEASE LET SOMEONE FIND JAKE AND LOVE AND COMFORT HIIIIIIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭

hangman answer me now

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KhY6VE8 by ofguttersandstars He makes himself cold, detached. He sharpens each sentence like a blade and aims it straight at Bradley’s heart. He has to, if he’s going to disappear, he wants Bradley to hate him for it. Hatred, after all, is easier to survive than hope, than missing him. Jake wishes Bradley a long and happy life as he drools out his droopy side and scribbles to sign the consent forms for his third brain surgery in as many weeks. He really hopes the fourth brain bleed is what finally kills him. (Or, Jake breaks up with Bradley over email). Words: 4081, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Natasha "Phoenix" Trace, Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Tom "Iceman" Kazansky, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Relationships: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw & Natasha "Phoenix" Trace Additional Tags: Major Illness, Sick Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Hurt Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw Needs A Hug, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Acting as Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw's Parental Figure, Tom "Iceman" Kazansky & Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Raise Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Jake "Hangman" Seresin is a Little Shit, Jake "Hangman" Seresin Being an Idiot, Protective Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Soft Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Natasha "Phoenix" Trace is a Good Friend, Natasha "Phoenix" Trace is So Done read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KhY6VE8

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.

use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.

use storygraph instead of goodreads.

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

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It’s been 8 (maybe 3) long ass months since I wrote anything decent 💀

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god