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How do you even fall in love as an adult? 

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accounts

Me: *doing accounts* do you have a calculator lying around?

T: You have one right in front of you.

Me: I know I have one on my computer but I want something I can hold in my hand.

T: You ... do know your phone has a calculator right?

Me: But it’s too easy to accidentally touch the wrong button on it. 

T: I see. It’s like fondling virtual nipples vs real ones eh. 

Me: ............ can u not

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Sigh ... RIP Scooter. ):

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battered wife syndrome (lol)

me: you're quite irrational, for a genius.

him: that's a low blow, coming from a woman.

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Playing MMORPGs like this always makes me nostalgic. The addictive sort of nostalgic. 

srsly I spent so much money /cri

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13 <3 

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House x Masters, way too presh I can’t

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Non-sequitur #1

Religious person: *retorts to my argument in broken English*

me: sorry, what did you mean by that?

random extra person: oh my let's all brush up on our english bc that's the language of soalan kubur and Jannah /wink

me: *blank stare* .... r u fkn kidding me

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Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

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Lisa Edelstein (x)

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Season 7 <3

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Olivia Wilde for Off Camera

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Olivia Wilde

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Watching Def Leppard videos with the hubs when he drops this:

Terence: Playing the guitar with passion is like holding a beautiful woman, and tickling her boobs in the right places.

me: Seriously. You're going with that analogy. Seriously.

Terence: I could go lower.

me: NO

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Chase: So you're attributing every relationship I've had to the height of my cheekbones?

Wilson: Not all of it, just the beginning.