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A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, theyโre all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.
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TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott
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I just think it would be very funny if Mav and Ethan were brothers and that Mav would try to downplay his behavior in comparison to Ethan
Ice, in full furious Admiral Kazansky mode: 'of all the harebrained, reckless stunts to pull, this takes the fucking CAKE-'
Mav, 2 parts amused and 3 parts wary: '...โ๐ปactually. Ethan hung off a plane last week. Mid-flight. Like, on the OUTSIDE, with just his hands. So in comparison, I feel like I actually was very careful. If that matters.'
Ice, breathing deeply, holding onto his patience with his fingernails: 'it really, REALLY fucking does not.'
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escape room but it's actually just my brain
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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th
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What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
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pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
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San Francisco Pride, 1986
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#theres something about the original text that just hits different lmao#i love my language ๐#top gun#tom cruise
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