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the worm inquiry

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(Nile Red YouTube short)

"Today, I'm taking this regular air compressor... And hooking it up to my vas defrens...

... so that with the right amount of pressure... I can make my cum hit the ceiling."

(cumshot hits ceiling tile, blasting a hole in it the size of a quarter, amazed sounds coming from the people in the room)

"This works because of the shape of my vas defrens... which allows me to build up a ton of pressure..."

(another cumshot knocks over a tripod holding up a steel plate, camera pans over to reveal a perfect hole punched in the center of it)

"... and bring about some explosive results."

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Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

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New zine that's free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the rest of this post.

UPDATE 4/11/2023:

I swapped out the colloidal silver nasal spray info for xylitol nasal spray info. I originally included colloidal silver spray because of the linked study and recommendation from RTHM, but I don't want to be pointing people toward something with notable health risks. Xylitol spray (Xlear) is also cheaper and more widely available!

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oh, my beloved croissant.....

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I wanna preface this by saying I have never played the Ace Attorney games, and my only knowledge about it comes from that old youtube video of a guy dubbing a confusing AIDungeon game But today I fell asleep and had a dream where the games were deemed super controversial because the red shirt prosecutor dude, as some kind of gotcha, said "Clearly you've never jerked off a horse, and it shows." as a complete non-sequitur that no one acknowledges. People were confused and afraid I slept for like 5 seconds, had that dream, and woke up feeling like I just got hit in the head with a brick

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Second attack of this year's Art Fight, it's KantaChibli's cute cow Clover! I love her design, she was fun to work on ^^

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I made my 'sona a bit more thicc UwU

It just means she has so much more love to give!!! <3

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isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

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MEET SPARK

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Noor doesn't want to die burned in the tents. She must live like the rest of the children in the world. Please help her by donating at the link gfm🙏😭💔

@90-ghost @nabulsi

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