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I cannot emphasize enough how well Jenson as a character is a darling to portray,he behaves so well and fits into any place.Cheeky charming and so easy to write

Meanwhile Seb: Brrrrrr I do what I want

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It's me,

Hi,

I'm the problem it's me 🙃

Me thinking that I'm funny was probably the first problem

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Aaaaaaaah

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

oh my fucking god. you. you get it. you understand my whole being. fingers in mouth fingers in mouth fINGERS IN MO

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Hello there :) So, just for my curiosity... FMK

Red Bull Seb, Aston Martin Seb, BMW Sauber Seb

Growing up every phase of mine always had a Seb equivalent,so if you ask me I would say I kinda loved every era of him.

But rationally I would say

Red Bull Seb >Aston Martin Seb> Sauber Seb

Even in RedBull Seb I had my own preferences (2012>2013>2011>2010>2009)

They are all very close finishes tho ,2013 Seb just had a step back because this idiot decided to bleach his hair.

The more evil he is ,the more twinky he is ,the hotter he gets

Sauber Seb was more of a baby boy angel aura,the evolution into the evil twink hadn't started by that time ,so I would definitely put him more in the bottom.

Aston Martin Seb was somewhere in the middle,he was definitely more cheeky and relaxed and had some hotfire cooked looks (like that vintage car video of his with the costume and all)

I love how there is no Ferrari Seb because who is she?

(But if I had to mention that 2017 Seb had me on my knees screaming shouting crying)

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Wrapped around your fingers

Sebastian Vettel/Lewis Hamilton

“One more…ugh Lewis��� Seb whimpered, breathless, frustrated, aroused all at once. His body betrayed him leaning back into the warmth where Lewis’ dick was already waiting for him, but before that , he needed one more finger. Or just his fingers. Seb had his priorities sorted.

Seb going bonkers about Lewis' fingers and a whole lot of filthy fingering.

Read on ao3

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THOUGHTS ARE BEING THUNK,NONE OF THEM HOLY

Sebastian Vettel agrees with me

Senior Advisor Jenson Button

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✧ *: ･ﾟ HANG WITH ME *:･ﾟ✧

send an ask with any or all of the following:

fuck marry kill

would you rather

unpopular opinions

make me choose

constructive criticism

opinions on characters, fandoms or ships

ask me anything (no limits)

talk to me about your life/day

share your favourite things with me

tell me all about your crush(es)

vent to me or ask just ask for advice

just talk to me??? (even on anon)

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👀

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Such a petty lil shit lmao

"rightfully stole because old man ain't moving" would be his justification

🔃 5️⃣ weltmei5ter mutuals

i (26m) "stole" a promotion from my coworker (37m) by being better, faster, and more well-liked by our boss. aita?

🔃 🇦🇺 aussie-grit1 follow reblogged

Well, trust between coworkers is vital to make it in a high competition industry, betraying agreements in order to climb the corporate ladder will only succeed in pulling the company and yourself down with it. It makes you seem rash and thoughtless, like a child

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i ain't reading all that

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and smut

where do you even start with fanfiction. how do you think of a plot. how are you people doing this.

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I can't believe I looked at this cute lil organism 15 years ago on a Sunday afternoon and thought oh he's cute

SUCH A PEOPLE'S PRINCESS I WANNA SCREAM INTO THE OBLIVION

If you love this man and haven't seen this video yet, be patient and watch it through——trust me, you won't regret it.

A little context: During the qualifying suspension, the crowd kept calling Seb, but he couldn't hear them bc earphones. Just as people were about to give up, something happened.

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EXCUSEME SIR I JUST STOPPED BREATHING

Vet the Vet

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truly the only pics of him ever

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Sebastian Vettel should be rightfully eaten out to his pleasure (sexually ofc)

*Proceeds to write 2k words of Seb getting eaten out in the filthiest way *

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Sebspotting 🥹

Sebastian Vettel was on German TV with his German SailGP Team (Erik Heil & Anna Barth). He talked about sailing, of course, but also about his farming endeavours (they just had their second hay season, it's hard but fun), his family (he loves spending more time with his kids), climate/environmentalism (how he's a hypocrite, and the efforts of Sail GP to be better), return to motorsport (endurance is interesting but no plans) and F1 specifically (not as a driver ofc; replacing Helmut Marko in some capacity, maybe, some day, but busy rn).

that's pookie

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Character study bla bla bla

the “i-dont-know-about-that” head tilt