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"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

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when i contemplate writing a freaky fic to publish on the freak website for freaks and go oh no they'll really know i write freak fic now!!

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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big. HUGE.

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favorite character per show 29/∞: Better Call Saul → Kim Wexler (Rhea Seehorn)

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“Patient zero over there.”

From Thunderbolts* deleted scene.

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IM BACK !!!

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Her lips pucker, rosy and chapped, and out comes a soft, two-note whistle. Bob quickly recognizes it as one she often did when lost in thought or loitering by her lonesome. He’d assumed it’d been a vocal stim of some kind at the time, or maybe even a sort of spy code she never grew out of. Maybe she’d just liked to whistle– she did it beautifully.

Bob replays the two notes in his head; turns it this way and that with delicate scrutiny.

Then, with cautious purpose, he licks his lips and replicates it.

Yelena looks at him like she’d been shot.

[lovers instead, Ao3]

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can’t stop thinking about thumderbolts

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I think if someone made fanart of one of my shit ass fics I would like frame it in my house or something

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i don't have an astigmatism. my sight is just blurry because of the love. love softens things around the edges

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the rehearsal finale was like this

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i've been a good girl now i'm a connoisseur many men are on the menu eat em up like amuse-bouche boys better beware i'm on a man tear driving 90 they've been tryin to get me in my underwear get me in my underwear motherfucker pull my hair