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tim: i’m gonna cut out all the other senses *closes eyes*

duke: what?

steph: he’s cutting out all other senses

duke: you only cut out one sense

jason: yeah you just closed your eyes-

tim: i’m not thinking!

jason: and your touching the walls- what??

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hey yeah in the yj tv series where they have barbra becoming paralyzed from stopping cass from killing the joker

she hates the joker, but she saw a tortured little kid and stopped her from doing something she would regret

i’m just going insane thinking about it, and how it shows how much babs CARES for cass

I LOVE BARBRA AND CASS IN SEASON 4 I JUSR—

IM SO NORMAL RN!!!

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damian *picking up the ice cubes that fell instead of just leaving them there to melt for the next unfortunate soul to step into*: be the change you want to see in the world

tim *who was pushed off a dinosaur by the same kid*: …uh??

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I feel like jason would be the one to recommend books to damian

And not any classical/non-fiction stuff, as the kid had already read that kind of stuff, but his favorites from when he himself was a kid

the outsiders; that one got jason a knife thrown at him from a red-eyed 12 year old… who then proceeded to sit down and talk with jason for hours about the book, and a few nights later they watch the movie

jason was going to be gone for a month, an outlaws thing, and decided to give the kid a series to start going through, percy jackson. by the time jason comes back, the kid just shoves a notebook in his hands. damian had written detailed notes, when there was misinformation, and of course; why he loved certain parts. they spend a few hours discussing again. over the next week the watch the movies. ‘what was that abomination?! if i hadn’t read the books it would be… okay i suppose.., but it’s not book accurate’ and then the TV show, ‘tt, better than the movies’

the giver; jason read this one WITH damian, remembering that he loved the book, but not much else of it. they would sit for some time before and after patrol reading together to unwind, which lead to finishing the book quickly, and then watching the movie. ‘why is there a film for everything?’ ‘fine we’ll turn it off-’ ‘that’s not what i said! don’t!!’

jason felt his heart swell when he came to his room and found the first three books to the series of unfortunate events. which has been on his list but he’s been a bit busy with yk, being dead and the trauma after yada yada yada, jason’s trying not to dwell on that part too much

he was just really happy with having time to just read and enjoy himself again, especially with his little brother

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i love it when fanfiction writers give tim the nickname copyright LMFAO

like YEAH ur so right it’s not even funny

pls dc, I’m begging, give tim his own alias 🙏🙏

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wally: ew you’re from jersey, i just realized

dick: …at least we can openly hold hands in my state

wally: WOAH HEY-

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damian and jason: omg tim we know the perfect hiking trail for you🥰

the hiking trail:

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tim: jason is gay by association

kon *who knows that jason and roy live together, share a bed, and has literally seen them kiss*: dude, aren’t you supposed to be the worlds greatest detective or somethin?

tim: i told you don’t call me dude while cuddling

kon: you’re the one who doesn’t know that your brother has been in a gay ass relationship

tim: you’re fucking kidding

kon: they live together!

tim: it’s ROY??

kon: jesus, i can’t tell if you’re messing with me

tim *not listening now*: oh my god, no, it makes sense. oh my god i’m so stupid, he’s been the gayest this entire time! nothing about his entire relationship with roy is platonic! oh my god i think i need some sleep

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got up today to see that they killed jason again no one fucking talk to me

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alfred: i’m sorry master bruce, but you can’t go on patrol with master dick sick like this

bruce: oh right- no- of course not… will you excuse me a second

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jason: can you take those yellow glasses off so i can see your big beautiful eyes

roy *concussed*: take that helmet off and give the world a look at that forehead

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bart: can you tell what the problem is?

tim: you see that hole there?

bart: yeah??

tim: that’s where the engine is supposed to be

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i wonder if buried beneath the earth, before he registered where he was, do you think the smell of cold dirt reminded jason of the cave? that maybe he has the brief thought that he was safe and inside the cave and alfred bruce and dick will be right there

but they aren’t. no one is, as the dead kid unburies himself

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Nothing could prepare Bruce for when a little eleven year old hits him with a tire iron and calls him a ‘big boob’

nature’s first green is gold

When he took him in, giving him food and shelter and love, he could never expect the overwhelming feeling of protectiveness growing in him

her hardest hue to hold

Bruce took him under his wing, and gave him some as well, Robin coming back alive. The magical spirit of the small bird almost clearing the smog that covers the dark town

her early leaf’s a flower;

It’s the happiest Jason has ever been

but only for an hour

And then the arguments started, and they both get angry and both are too stubborn

then leaf subsides to leaf

Jason runs to a different country, insistent on finding the truth, to save his mom, only to be met with a fate too cruel for a soul too kind

so Eden sank to grief,

BOOM

so dawn goes down to day

Bruce was too late. He held his sons broken and battered and lifeless body in his hands, trembling as he prayed it wasn’t real

nothing gold can stay

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spoiler: google show me this guy’s balls

batman: keep this line secure

red robin: you heard the mod, chat. keep it stream related or get banned

red hood: none of those words are in the bible

robin: incorrect, obviously there are pronouns and conjunctions and such that are in all texts-

red hood: i know that! it’s a joke

robin: well then be funny

batman: please- i’m being serious

nightwing: it’s hard to take you seriously when we all saw you fall down those stairs earlier

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was talking to one of my best friends about the yj tv series and how much i love wally and without knowing anything mf sent me ‘long live wally west’ literally just trying to be supportive of my love of the little shit

but i am in TEARS BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW- EIWJEN LIKE BRO SOMEHOW MANAGED A KILL ON ME AND DOESNT EVEN KNOW THE EXTENT OF IT

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steph: i taught cass piglatin!

cass: ityay isyay eryvay unfay

steph: she actually hasn’t stopped in four days

jason: that’s kind of impressive

cass: ankthay ouyay , iyay allshay atchway overyay ouryay eshflay acksay ilewhay ouyay eepslay

jason: … i don’t like the tone you said that in, wtf did she say

steph: you probably don’t want to know