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It’s that time of year where I live my delusions

James: what do you want for your birthday?

Me: aww nothing, thank you though

Sirius: but you’re turning 19 you must want something!!

Me: nahhh don’t worry about it

Remus: just close your eyes

Me: *closes eyes*

Peter: open your eyes

Me: *opens eyes to see the biggest bouquet of flowers in all the colours I like*

Me: AHHHHH STAWWWWWPPPPP

All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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James: shake what yo mamma gave ya!

Sirius and Regulus: *shakes therapy bills and untreatable attachment issues*

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Searching for ao3 drarry fic. It's like James and Lily are alive, Harry grows up with his parents and loving family. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin, becomes friends with Draco too but James was disappointed. Harry and James have trouble because James couldn't accept that Harry's a Slytherin. Lily was accepting and James was trying to be supportive to improve his relationship with his son.. that's all I remember.

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ykw I understand remus for hanging out with lily after The Prank™ because DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO AVOID AN EX BOYFRIEND WHO GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS YOU????

i turn the corner and MY BIGGEST MISTAKE! HI!

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THAT’S WHAT IM SAYIN’

Remus: some of you have never had a “fend for yourself tonight” dinner and it shows

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Pandora: does he make your heart beat really fast?

Regulus: I have anxiety, Dora, everything makes my heart beat really fast

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Remus: some of you have never had a “fend for yourself tonight” dinner and it shows

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Marauders incorrect quotes

Sirius: see, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry it would be Remus

James: how do you feel about that, moony?

Remus: …

Remus: it’s not helping with the rumours

James: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Sirius: yeah, I just hate that he didn’t give me enough tongue

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James: shake what your mamma gave you!

Regulus: *shakes antidepressants*

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Marlene: if my girlfriend thinks she can just bat her pretty eyelashes and get whatever she wants out of me, she’s absolutely right

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James: when I told you to embrace your mistakes I didn’t think you’d do this

Regulus: *hugging himself*

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James: will you be the beast to my beauty?

Regulus: ??

James: I-I mean will you be the beauty to my beast?

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All I can think about is James and Lily buying Harry his first glasses and since he’s a toddler his glasses have to be strapped to his head and they make his eyes 10x bigger than they actually are and it’s just so freaking cute.

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At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

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Peter: the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout

Remus: down came the werewolf and ripped the spider out

Peter:. . . Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain

Remus: but the itsy bitsy spider was never seen again

Peter:

Peter: who tf taught you that version?

Remus: my dad

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James: -and then Remus did that spell no one else knows how to do and it was the best prank in the history of Hogwarts!

Regulus: that sounds stupid

James: well fuck me for having fun

Regulus: I’ll fuck you for having fun

James: that sounds excellent

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Walburga: when I was your age-

Sirius: when you were my age you were fucking your cousin. Take a step back.