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Shen Yuan revealing his real name to Luo Binghe can be very romantic in fics

But imagine how funny it would be if it's revealed by Shang Qinghua

Shang Qinghua: A-Yuan! How's it hanging?

Luo Binghe: A-Yuan?

Shang Qinghua: Huh? Has your husband never told you his real name?

Shen Qingqiu: No I haven't...

Shang Qinghua: Well shit, sorry for deadnaming you

Shen Qingqiu: What?

Shang Qinghua: Get it? Because that was your name before you died?

Shen Qingqiu: Get the fuck out of my house

Luo Binghe: SHIZUN HAS DIED MORE THAN ONCE?!?!

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the grifts Artemis and Butler try to pull where they pretend to be uncle + nephew or father + son are so funny. like “hi don’t mind us :). just one normal family unit of: 1) the ghost of a young victorian child and 2) the terminator”.

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somehow made the loss of Krypton even more depressing than usual, what a devastating issue Absolute Superman #5 by Jason Aaron and Rafa Sandoval

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I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro​‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.

brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain

Edit: it’s canon

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Worst time to be unemployed 😔

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What if I started just putting the psych characters in random places like I used to do with Star Trek…

Fuck it actually switcheroo

They got separated…

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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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OP talking to her boyfriend like she's in a shortform video drama

Translation request by @myhamartiaishubris.

English added by me :)

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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

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so ive been reading the kyle rayner run

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and that’s how the monkey king joined the scripture seeker (real and true) (100% accurate)

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I like the idea of a Vulcan character who constantly does very reckless things so her human crewmates think she's strange but then she always has a logical explanation she delivers with absolute confidence.

"No, it was perfectly logical for me to jump out of the shuttle at that time. I had a breathing apparatus, and I was certain I could seal the subspace rift by hand before the Romulans opened fire. This was the only solution that would result in zero casualties. I might have died, but giving up is illogical."

She's known as one of the most fearless members of the crew.

Other Vulcans try not to acknowledge her.

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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My baby boy Zhuzhi lang, because I wanted to draw bondage and tails 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Do you think Robbie's ever done the thing where he goes to get his blood drawn in exchange for money?

How mad do you think the nurses got when they tested it and had to call him like 'we can't PAY you why is there MOTOR OIL in your BLOOD did you try to POISON YOURSELF before getting your BLOOD DRAWN? WHAT THE FUCK?????'

Robbie is just mad because it means he doesent get paid.