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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

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'Not now, not in front of--'

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

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Reading Jean’s perspective really is an experience bc he’ll call the love of his life “the golden captain” and then call Neil Josten a malfunctioning cretin, an unfulfilled promise, an abominable cockroach and his misplaced forever partner within two pages

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tumblr was designed in a lab to be a personal purgatory for ppl with moral ocd i think

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I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

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kevin day is too iconic of a character like wdym he escaped a cult and people call him queen and he's the best exy player in the world. AND he's a bitch (affectionate). of course his story needs to bookend the whole series. He's Been Here The Whole Time.

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i should kill you.

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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

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Neil: Smile for the camera. 🙂

Andrew: *visibly considering murder*

Hope you’ll forgive me for wanting to imagine Neil happy just because Andrew was born 🫶

X:Debbbas

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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jean baby boy

+ lil Andrew

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andrew ‘idgaf while being the most igaf-er’ minyard, serving looks and silence as always

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oughh twinyard angst o<—<