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i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

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TONI SHALIFOE + looking at Shelby

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toni & shelby + touch

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SHELBY GOODKIND + looking at Toni

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“I know sexual tension when i see it” 

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honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

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my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

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I love fan fiction. Everyone’s like “if the writers won’t make them gay then I will”

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2.04 / 4.14

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#bring addison and callie back

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we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

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