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She's no good ole Warlock, but I gotta say- Striker Eureka is one pretty baby girl. 

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Fair enough sir. How about roasted corn on the cob? With big flashing lights Vegas Style to get your attention.

What the actual fuck. No. Is this that same Bacon Bits anon that was botherin' Pops? What, you got a food kink or somethin'?  

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You see a cupcake on the table. It's looks delicious. It has your name on it Mr. Maxwell II. What do you do?

Ignore it. Cupcakes are gross.  

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I made a thing

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maxwell02 replied to your post: Goddammit.

You’re still growing, chill.

I'll chill the first time I don't nearly break my fuckin' ankle tryin'a get the cold weld down.

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Goddammit.

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[[Hilde and Father Maxwell when he sleeps over at the orphanage]]

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☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. ... No, really. I don't. D:

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

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A BEAST CAPABLE OF DESTROYING COLONIES AND LEVELING CITIES And it's covered in flamingos.

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Tried it once, ended up gettin' a shaft stuck in a huge-ass chunk of space debris. 

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... the fuck?

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Hi sexy, once you get this you must post five random facts about yourself then send this to your ten favorite blogs <3

... alright, alright! Fine! 1. I can't NOT count cards an' it's gotten me (and by extension, Pops) tossed outta clubs and bars. 2. I got a stuffed bat doll thing I keep under Warlock's chair. I dunno how I got it but thing's old as I am. Sister said it was sent to me by "a friend" but didn't ever elaborate. (typical) 3.  I can sleep ANYWHERE, granted the environment remains constant. Any change wakes me up. 4.  I've been known to get bored an just show up outta no where on a Preventers mission. Not even scheduled for the day, just poppin' up and cappin' asses. 5. Despite havin' wounded and injured, prolly even maimed countless foes, my kill count remains at four. As unrealistic a pipe dream as it is,  I'd like to keep it in that general area. Either that, or as low as possible, y'know? 

Fuck. I'm too lazy to send it, so... I'll just tag all y'all old fucks. Have at it!  

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Honesty whenever-I-decide-to-end-it unit of time. Have at it. 

Well shit, I'm bored.

Honesty hour, anyone? 

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Well shit, I'm bored.

Honesty hour, anyone? 

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Has anyone made a "That's what he said" joke yet?