god fearin, wife lovin, trout fishin, christian father. to a snake halfway across the state. born to shit, forced to wipe. he/it therian
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i would like to think myself capable of using more than one platform but im really not. 3 years ago i got hit on the head by a large rock and now i have the online object permanence of a horse. sorry. i love you all still
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genuinely find it fascinating how much fantasy writing discussion/advice online is centered around the struggle of making a dndish/tolkien rip off fantasy world stand out and feel different than the others, and regularly comes to the conclusion that to succeed at this you should focus even harder on realistically detailing the cultures of the elves/humans/orcs/dwarves/whatever random group of fantasy peoples are hanging around (the thing most of these projects already massively focus on) in the hopes that yours is simply the most vivid and evocative ever, as opposed to, like, just writing anything else
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I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.
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I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it
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Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing
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it's kind of a shame that mob psycho 100 was released before these talks of 'main character energy' and 'npc behavior' really started to take hold in an annoying way. 'i am the protagonist of the world' no you're not you're the protagonist of your own life just like everybody else is. bitch.
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thought university was gonna be great but they have the fucking slenderman.fuck me this is frightening. truly
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One of my reinterpretation of andalites, from Animorphs.
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I LOVE WHEN MUSIC KN HEADPHONES GOES LIKE
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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