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gn!

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WAS THAT THE DEAD OF 87!?

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yo who the fuck put cyan explosion lemons in the freezer

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one looks like cat

other looks like either a fish or a pouty face

why does :3 work so much better than 3:

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already done

Never had anyone spam reblog any of my posts. This is a good omen that none of my posts will get spam reblogged i think

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I don't know how does Tumblr work either but

Employee 1: Guys, sorry I'm late. There was a dog in the way and it almost bites my leg off–

Employee 2: SHUT UP.

Employee 1:

Employee 1: What's up with them?

Employee 3: We're waiting for the answer.

Employee 1: What answer?

Employee 3: From Ao3.

Employee 1: Wait, I don't get it. Did it go down again?

Employee 2: No, moron. The answer to the marriage proposal.

Employee 1: Oh, okay.

Employee 1: Wait, the what now?

Employee 3: Some IDIOT decided to propose Ao3 without telling ANYONE.

Employee 4: I just thought it'd be funny!

Employee 2: Well, now nobody's going home until we get an answer! Well done!

Employee 1: Uh, I don't think anyone's gonna stay here just because of–

Employee 3: I'm staying.

Employee 5: Oh, me too.

Employee 1:

Employee 1: Is it that serious?

Employee 3: Are you kidding? If Ao3 doesn't answer us we'll look like clowns!

Employee 1: Aren't we clowns already?

Employee 4: No. We're funny. Big difference. You're the clown.

Employee 1: What did I even do?

Employee 2: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Employee 1:

Employee 1: Okay... but could you not stare at the screen like maniacs? That can't be good for your eyes.

Employee 3: I'm not missing this.

Employee 1: Guys, there's five of us. The last one who got here can stay and the rest can have a snack at least.

Employee 4:

Employee 4: You know what? He's right.

Employee 2: I could use some water.

Employee 1: See? Come on, let's go–

Employee 5: Where are you going?

Employee 1: Huh?

Employee 3: You're the last one who got here, you're staying.

Employee 1: Wait, guys–

Employee 2: Nuh huh, it was your idea. We're leaving.

Employee 1: Great, not even the dog excuse is getting me out of this.

Employee 3: Did you say something?

Employee 1: Uh... just that I can't wait for Ao3 to ans–

Employee 1:

Employee 1: Guys.

Employee 5: Bitch, I'm hungry. What do you want?

Employee 1: First of all, rude. Second of all, Ao3 said yes.

Employee 2: REALLY?!

*5 seconds of silence*

*incoherent screaming from all of them*

Employee 4: I knew it would work out!

Employee 2: We did it, guys! We're married!

Employee 1: I'm too young to be married! And you're younger than me!

Employee 3: Do you think I give a shit?!

Employee 6: Why are you guys screaming so much?! We can hear you from the other office!

Employee 3: Ao3 and Tumblr are married now!

Employee 6: WHAT?!

Employee 7: *in the distance* WHO ASKED AO3 TO MARRY US?! WE'RE TRENDING SUDDENLY!

Bonus

Boss: Which one of you did this?

Employee 1, 2, 3 & 5: *look at employee 4*

Employee 4:

Employee 4: It was me?

Boss: You're getting a promotion!

Employee 4: REALLY?!

Boss: No, don't ever do something like that without asking again, but well done.

Employee 4: Oh.

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Caw?

- @crow-offical

Status effect gained!

The gift of speech

Duration:

10 days

Description:

You find yourself able to speak with the humans

Effect:

You are able to speak human languages if you were unable to before!

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fineeee

Never had anyone spam reblog any of my posts. This is a good omen that none of my posts will get spam reblogged i think

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in a moment

Never had anyone spam reblog any of my posts. This is a good omen that none of my posts will get spam reblogged i think

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just a few more hours

Never had anyone spam reblog any of my posts. This is a good omen that none of my posts will get spam reblogged i think

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Silly Game Time: When you see SOUP, what are the first and second kinds of soup that come to mind?

annie’s brand chicken bunny pasta soup

annie’s brand chicken star pasta soup

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in a few mins

Never had anyone spam reblog any of my posts. This is a good omen that none of my posts will get spam reblogged i think

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Belphie is so annoying

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Belphie is so annoying

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smartsliceofcookie (aka the evil clone of @stupidloafofbread )

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SLEEP™!

A WONDERFUL THINGG-

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