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Megamind

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Bitches be like “stop hurting disabled people”, but then go out and hurt their own disabled ass by invalidating themselves out of not using their mobility aids

Bitches be like “fakeclaiming disabled people is bad” and turn around and fakeclaim themselves

I am bitches

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My theory on Actor Mark’s backstory

So what has always bothered me is Mark saying the line “My humble upbringing” in DAMIEN. When it was confirmed in the WKM explained live stream that he and William both grew up in the manor, but are not brothers. If Mark grew up in a manor, then how was his upbringing humble?

Well I have a theory as of why.

Mark did grow up in the manor with William…But as a servant to the Barnum (AKA William’s) family. Either with his parents, or even as an orphan.

He grew up in the manor, yes, but unless William had anything to say about it, Mark never got any of the privledges Will did growing up.

Now honestly, I could go on for HOURS about this theory. Honestly, I could probably write a whole book about the stuff that this leads to. Because it adds on to another semi-canon theory I have that the entity of the manor mainly affects the head of the household. Which causes a lot of stuff to branch out, making some things in WKM make a LOT more sense.

I might write a fanfic of it if the people want it.

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Whore Jameson Jackson. Reblog if you agree

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Their friendship legitimately gives me Feelings 🥹🏳️‍⚧️💜

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Man I tried to make a video recapping the Jacksepticeye lore and it ended up being total chaos…

I’m dying wtf is this

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If Mark doesn’t name his onlyfans Big Dick Moneybags I will riot

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So yeah uhh listen to Distractible and Go! My Favorite Sports Team 👀

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vintage markiplier fans to new fans at the possibility of seeing mark in the nude

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good morning gay people!!

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Hopeless romantic

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do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?

anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?

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while you were exploring each other’s bodies I was exploring this desolate and fucked up space ship

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REMINDER TO THE TWITTER REGUGEES THAT TUMBLR IS AN INTERACTIVE SITE.

See how your dashboard is covered in posts? Yeah, that's because people reblogged them. Reblog posts. Reblog artwork and gifsets and text posts. If you like a post, reblog it.

"Oh but I'm nervous about social interaction" reblogging isn't social interaction. It's not. It's adding things to a virtual scrapbook by yeeting the additions into a swirling vortex. No interaction necessary. Someone makes a post you like, you reblog it, that's it. Job done. Zero interaction, but a post has made it one step further in finding its way to people that might enjoy it.

Reblog stuff. For fucks sake.

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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.