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A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

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really? right in front of my salad?

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a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

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I'm feeling attacked...

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The official trailer for Tell it To The Bees

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“Sometimes you just need to be with the person that makes you smile, even if it means waiting.”

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“Her hand goes to my neck and pulls me softly into her lips. My eyes immediately close. Everything is so soft, her lips on mine. The way she pulls me in. I could kiss her all day and never get tired of it. Soft and slow like this or heated and passionate were there is no stopping us. Either way I want to kiss this woman for the rest of my life… Falling Fast, My Friends

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F/F shipping rule

If one of you wears red and the other wears blue.

Your asses are meant to be together.

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SO MY FRIEND FOUND A REALLY CREEPY ARTIST’S MANNEQUIN

BUT THEN IT GOT WEIRD

SEND HELP

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“That’s my problem: I think too much, and I feel too deeply. What a dangerous combination.”

— taking-back-my-life 

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too