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What the fuck are you talking about macklemore

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being the extra one in your friend group is exhausting but someone’s got to do it

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everyone talks about how terrible tumblr was from 2012-2014, but let me tell you, as someone who has been on this website for 5 years, 2015-2017 has been the absolute fucking worst from blatant bullying, to spreading extremely diluted information about mental illness, excusing unhealthy coping mechanisms, and adopting black and white thinking skills. yeah sure, there was some cringy shit back in 2012, but at least people were fucking nice to each other   

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i drew this because I STILL COULDN’T BELIEVE THAT YUGIOH CASE ACTUALLY GOT ON  JUDGE JUDY AHAHAHAH

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So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

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hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

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every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks

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Guys Guys Today’s judge Judy is a dude who stole an ex-friends #yugioh cards https://gowatchit.com/watch/shows/judge-judy-958/season/21/episode/228/house-of-stolen-cards-judge-discovers-tampering-of-evidence-1873068

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Give it up for Overextended Metaphor!

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

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good morning everyone

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Is he... Is he talking about... You Know... VORE???

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Does.. does anyone know what this is a reference to? I'm honestly really confused :-(

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Hey SU fans I'm curious

Reblog and put in the tags whether you always liked Lars as a character or if you started to like him after the “Wanted” Special