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Ya girl is back.

Nice try, Ember!

GUESS WHO’S BACK? 

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But Rey is totes a skywalker, Disney infinity spoiled the poop out of it.

Kylo Ren says “curses” when he’s fighting her because he got hit, not “cousin.” It doesn’t even sound like “cousin.” He says “curses” when he gets hit later, too. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNXRZd5vkdo&feature=youtu.be&t=20m27shttp://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2015/12/24/sorry-star-wars-fans-but-disney-infinity-3-0-didnt-confirm-reys-parentage/

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When I was a little kid, before I understood how binocular vision worked, I was sincerely convinced that I could perform mild telekinesis by blinking one eye at a time.

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

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In other news, Ember is dating a literal hobbit. 

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This is not an “outfit.” This is a pile of laundry. 

Photo Credit: Ember Whann

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BAuv2kTPmec/?taken-by=embersrecovery instagram.com/embersrecovery

Posted without permission under DMCA fair use free speech guidelines regarding non-commercial commentary and criticism. 

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Also, I am somewhat appalled at her irresponsible listing of plugs and tunnels. In most cases, she does not give a full description regarding the composition, source, or materials  in her jewelry. And, of course, none of it is internally threaded. 

There are also numerous “one item only!” listings on plugs, which makes me suspicious that they are used. For that matter, there are no disclaimers given at all regarding the source, cleanliness, or safety of the jewelry. There is one pair of “metal plugs” advertised that has deep grooves just begging to irritate small lesions, invite bacteria, and cause an infection. 

She has ONE pair of “nickel free” plugs advertised (again a one-off, likely used body jewelry). Also - first person to see photographic evidence of Whismical autoclaving her body jewelry gets something weird and stupid in the mail from me!

Honestly, what are you guys expecting from Megan?? She told someone to kill themselves and sent them transphobic anons because they said they were allergic to her jewelry. Or are we forgetting that

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That lil' boy is so lucky to have you in his life.

What's the story with the little boy and his dad? Why is he in jail? Sorry if that's personal, I'm new here

He’s my nephew, my boyfriends sisters bio son.

My boyfriends sister is the most selfish person I’ve ever met. After her first babies father committed suicide because of her she abandoned her older son with her mom when he needed her the most.

She was seeing another scumbag, they both went to jail and found out she was pregnant again. She was in jail most of that pregnancy, came out sober and gave birth to her second son. She was doing well the first two or three months until the dad got out of prison. Then she started leaving the baby with anyone who would take him and taking off for days, sleeping on the street, spending the night in jail. The final straw was she was staying with an old friend and took off in the middle of the night, stole her car, and left him. The lady didn’t even know he was there for HOURS.

We picked him up and he was dirty, starving, and his diaper was so full it literally fell off him when we picked him up. We found her, had her sign over temporary guardianship, and we’ve had him since he was four months old.

I love him unconditionally. I never wanted children yet found myself at 20 raising an infant with no experience. It was hard struggling with my sobriety and trying to be the best parent I could. He made me be better.

The dad is a psychopath. He was in jail for two years for robbery and assault and murdered his cell mate. He’s supposed to get out soon and hasn’t been charged with murder YET (the da will usually wait when it’s a short sentence to charge so he can’t file for time served) but he’s delusional and thinks he’s getting custody.

Basically he’s got shitty parents who should have never bred.

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If Rey doesn’t turn out to be related to Ben Kenobi, I’ll eat my hat. 

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"You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!" is probably the best line in this whole film.

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Bitch, please. Y’all better BURY me in my leopard print, whether I die when I’m 30 or 130.

Furthermore:

If you’re 30+ and care about my socks matching, I have no use for you in my life. 

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Dang, I think I'm really gonna do this! Now accepting: suggestions for a URL, and volunteers for co-mods.

If I started a commentary-free side blog for people to submit their most excellent and cringey teen diary entries, blogs, and yearbook photos, would anyone be interested in submitting? Nightmarish school dance/first date stories would be amazing submissions, as well. This would be a total no-snark blog, and submitters would be totally anonymous, No nasty, just fun! Literally none of us were cool or cute in high school, anyway. 

Also, if folks liked the idea, and submissions stgarted coming in freqjuently, is there anyone out there who wouldn’t mind helping moderate it, and keep the submissions flowing? Just a random fun idea. At least, I think it’s fun. I haven’t slept in five days. Someone pls let me know if I’ve finally lost it completely, kthx.

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...chat room? 1997 AOL called, anon. It misses you.

this blog is kinda like a chat room for the lot of you huh? this is a cute blog

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Life is short and weird, EMBRACE YOUR AWKWARDNESS!

OH my god, I just got access to all my old xanga pictures and archives. Oh. my god. 

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Same, dude. I had to just stop wearing pants entirely a few years ago, due to buttons and rivets. I spent an entire summer covered with a weeping intolerable rash all across my hipbones. I tried every calamine lotion, anti-poison plant solution, and hydrocortisone cream, before I realized that a couple 1 cm cheap metal rivets were causing my 2 sq foot rash. 

I even get reactions through clothes, if I wear my jewelry over my collar, it doesn’t take more than a few hours of indirect contact to cause a severe histamine skin reaction. 

It’s itchy, painful, uncomfortable, and attracts shameful attention - not to mention the fact that it can invite life threatening infections in individuals who are immunocompromised. 

If a person is going to majorly markup low quality jewelry, the least they can do is be educated and honest about the composition of their materials, 

Honestly, what are you guys expecting from Megan?? She told someone to kill themselves and sent them transphobic anons because they said they were allergic to her jewelry. Or are we forgetting that

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Same, dude. I had to just stop wearing pants entirely a few years ago, due to buttons and rivets. I spent an entire summer covered with a weeping intolerable rash all across my hipbones. I tried every calamine lotion, anti-poison plant solution, and hydrocortisone cream, before I realized that a couple 1 cm cheap metal rivets were causing my 2 sq foot rash. 

I even get reactions through clothes, if I wear my jewelry over my collar, it doesn’t take more than a few hours of indirect contact to cause a severe histamine skin reaction. 

It’s itchy, painful, uncomfortable, and attracts shameful attention - not to mention the fact that it can invite life threatening infections in individuals who are immunocompromised. 

If a person is going to majorly markup low quality jewelry, the least they can do is be educated and honest about the composition of their materials, 

Honestly, what are you guys expecting from Megan?? She told someone to kill themselves and sent them transphobic anons because they said they were allergic to her jewelry. Or are we forgetting that

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Mostly agreed. Assault is serious, but if you're gonna document it repetitively for thousands of followers and not actually press any charges, like...you're basically making a mockery of domestic abuse victims by perpetuating the stigma that it's all just interpersonal drama.

I like how Megan answered an ask about her assault saying "she left me with a black eye that I was forced to sport" like no you spent an entire month taking photos of it with your professional camera and editing them then putting them on your blog and obsessively reblogging them. **forced to sport** I also looked up arrests in the town her step mom and dad live in during the entire month of November and there's no arrest records for her or the situation that she said occurred.

It was like, a baby black eye that make up could cover. Assault is always serious but let’s not exaggerate our situations for sympathy.

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Thank god she finally chopped off those damaged brassy greaselocks.

Ember looking like an 83 year old grandma who hates her grandkids cause she loves money too much in her new photos. That hair though. 😂😂😂