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imagine if instead of garak, ziyal would’ve had pursued jake. how insufferable dukat would have been. ahhh commander sisko, it appears your son and my daughter are embarking on a rather interesting relationship! correct me if i’m wrong, but by human standards, wouldn't that make us somehow related? i’m now—how would the terrans consider it—your wife?
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Wedding Waltz commission :-)
Special thanks to @squimp who helped me SO much with designing Garak’s outfit!!!
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Six Fanarts Challenge, Everyone is Werewolves edition, Round I

Lady Love Dies (Paradise Killer)

Jadzia Dax (DS9)
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why foes it look like that
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im sorry but like damar is a fat boy if youre drawing him skinny youre doing it wrong
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the gang murders a middle manager
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gul dukat was seriously going back to his quarters and kicking his feet to Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado
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farscape 25th anniversary marathon is currently streaming on the official farscape youtube channel :o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2av7k_2qgyw
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#i love this poll.#my ranking:#garashir (garashir divorcr is funny and real to me)#>#qcard (this would be first if it was less than 8 seasons because i would hate wagch it so hard. but 8 seasons is too much contamination#to the sgar trek ecosystem)#janeway/chakotay (i really dont want evil rick berman to work on anythjng ever but i could at least avoid it. the last two are too dire(#> daforge (im not kidding guys. i really cant cope with any more soong references or villains ever again. even a mention threatens to drive#me kver tbe edge)#> spirk (after strange new wlrlds#i never want to see tos reboot again. theres also very little to add to spirk without leonard nimoy spock. i think kf they did it it would#probably be a souless attempt tl attract revenue from fandom ratjer than putting they hearts and pussy into it)
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i admire the people in the notes of this poll saying that they would simply not watch the jack crusher show because unfortunately if such a show existed the hater parts of me would manifest in a manner not unlike the venom symbiote and i would not be able to resist tearing into it on a constant basis
#sorry j would watch it i think it would be so bad its funny#i dont know how to justify this but i kibd of like picard#i think the evil part of me enjoyed the amount kf psychic damage it unleashed upon thr star trek community#ans how its both nostalgia bait and they clearly didnt remember/understand anything from the original show
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The Obsidian Order Doctor Oil on canvas, 20x30 cm.
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it’s soooooo funny how Damar is like “anything 🏃♂️ for you Dukat🧍♂️I am your strongest warrior 💪 your right hand arm man” and Dukat proceeds to task him with things like hand-delivering Major Kira a couture party dress, convincing his angry daughter to like him again, and *checks notes* arranging his cosmetic plastic surgery
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sensors indicate dangerous levels of sillysauce...
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I comissioned a Nom fancam from @xenaskywalker It came out so perfectly, I don't even have words! Thank you for taking my request ^^
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