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1-800-kendall · 6 hours
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1-800-kendall · 10 hours
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Vote.
No buts. No 'all evil candidates.' No excuses. No bullshit. You either give a shit about what's happening to you in the United States or you fucking don't. No pleasantries, no argument to hide behind, this is it. Been seeing a lot of Propaganda cropping up again in my feed and I am 10,000% not here for it. I have officially hit my absolute limit for complete and utter nonsense spouted by right-wing bots and plants as some psyop to get the chronically online to not vote.
Bite your lip. Hold your nose. Hell, complain the whole time if you want. But fucking vote. If you care, you fucking vote. That's it.
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1-800-kendall · 11 hours
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1-800-kendall · 1 day
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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
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1-800-kendall · 1 day
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soup de jour: soup of the day
soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat
soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats
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1-800-kendall · 2 days
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they look like they run a ceramics studio like the navy
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1-800-kendall · 2 days
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i’m micro plastic maxing. i want to give birth to a baby that’s already got shoes on
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1-800-kendall · 3 days
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1-800-kendall · 3 days
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baguette and bananas are two of the most iconic groceries of all time.
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1-800-kendall · 3 days
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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1-800-kendall · 3 days
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dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit
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1-800-kendall · 3 days
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1-800-kendall · 4 days
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The sun is out
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1-800-kendall · 4 days
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1-800-kendall · 5 days
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Google ai working well and might as well have just called mr mime a faggot
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