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*sees Dust in disguise*

...Lee Sans Ler Papyrus fic perhaps?

So you see my drawing and think of tickling... Y'know what... I like you!😁

All jokes aside, I think I recently became obsessed with Lee! Sans. Especially if Papyrus is the Ler.

So I gotchu, Anon.😉👍

Quick Summary: Papyrus is upset with Sans for eating Grillby's unhealthy food everyday, so he tries convincing him to eat healthier... one way or another.~

Lee: Sans

Lee: Papyrus

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Papyrus came home to a very messy Sans.

He had just come back from training with Undyne, and Sans was already getting on his nerves... Or lack there of.

Sans saw him walk through the door, and his eyes gleamed, showing Papyrus he was happy to see him.

Sans waved and said, "Heya, Bro... How was training...?"

Papyrus, though he was also happy to see Sans, let out a frustrated sigh before saying, "It was great... but Sans... why are you covered in grease and ketchup...?"

"Uuuummm," Sans averted his gaze from Papyrus. "I was... Trying to cook and failed...?"

"Brother, if you tried cooking ever again, we'd be in debt."

The last time Sans had tried to cook, he almost burnt the house down.

"Yeah, I know..."

"So... you went to Grillby's again... didn't you?"

"Maybe...?"

"Sans, we've talked about this! NO MORE GRILLBY'S!!!"

"Aw, come on, Pap! Please...!" Sans gave him the puppy dog eyes.

"Nope, that won't work anymore, Sans! You have an abnormally large tab to pay him! I don't want us going bankrupt because of it! IT'S ALSO UNHEALTHY!!!! TOO MUCH GREASE, YUCK!!!🤢"

"Come on, Pap... I'll pay it... eventually-"

"Sans... I'm serious."

"So am I... I'm un-dead serious. LOL"

"OH MY GOD, SANS!"

"What...? Did that one not tickle your funny bone?~"

"SANS...! If you make ONE MORE PUN-!"

"But Paps, I know a ton of jokes for you to enjoy.~"

"DON'T-!"

"A skele-ton.~"

Sans teleported into his room before Papyrus could do anything to him.

Papyrus yelled out of frustration, stormed to the kitchen, and started making himself some dinner.

After he ate, he went to his room, Sans already ready to start reading to him.

After he fell asleep, Sans went back to his room and flopped onto his bed, sleeping with ease.

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Sans woke up feeling something off with his posture.

He noticed he was tied down to a chair, as if he was kidnapped.

He was still in his room, so he didn't get kidnapped... But still, why was he tied up?

After a while of scanning the room, he saw Papyrus standing near the door.

"Pap, what's going on...? Why am I tied up...?"

"Because, Brother, you left me no choice!" Papyrus yelled before turning on the light, revealing all the trash Sans tried to hide. "You seem to have an unhealthy addiction to this unhealthy food...! Plus the ketchup."

"Huh...? Did you come into my room last night while I was sleeping...?" Sans asked, confused on how he found out.

"Well, yes... But that's not how I found out... I actually saw all this under your bed 2 days ago."

I should've got a Do Not Disturb sign for my door, Sans thought. "Welp... you got me... guess it's time to go now-"

"Oh no, brother... You're not going anywhere." Papyrus interrupted.

"Huh...? But we'll be late-"

"I asked Undyne if we could have the day off, and with a bit of persuading, she agreed on the condition that she helps make you healthy again... But do not worry! I told her to go easy on you so you don't die of exhaustion... You NEED this Sans!"

"Huh...? So a diet...?"

"Precisely!"

"But what does that have to do with me being tied up?"

"Well, I'm glad you asked! You are going to start exercising more often, starting now!"

"Wait... there's an exercise that involves being tied up?"

"Yep...! Though this is more or less revenge for me, because you chose Grillby's over my special home cooked spaghetti!"

"I'm sorry, Bro... I just can't resist the ketchup there."

"There's ketchup in spaghetti... and before you say anything, it IS the exact same thing... TOMATOES!"

"But, Paps-!"

"No, Sans... now I'll show you my exercise tool!" Papyrus pulled out a feather he hid in his scarf.

"Huh... A feather?" Sans asked, confused on how a feather would be used for exercise.

"I'll wait until you figure it out first," Papyrus said, smirking mischievously.

Sans thought, but couldn't figure it out. "Paps, just tell me... I'm still kinda tired, why-"

Suddenly, a thought popped into his head. "Wait... Y-You're... Not gonna do THAT... a-are you...?"

"Do what, Sans?~" Papyrus began inching closer.

"NO... don't you DARE."

And closer.

"P-Paps!"

Until he pulled up Sans's shirt and began to tickle his ribs.

"Gghhk! AHHHHH!! HaaaaAAAhhahahahaHAHAhahahaHAHA!!!!"

"NYEHeheheheHEH! TAKE THIS, BROTHER!"

Sans tugged at the restraints as his body shook and trembled. His ribs have always been EXTREMELY sensitive to touch. If barely touching them makes him yelp, you can imagine how the feather might make him feel.~😏

"PAHAHAhahahapahahaHahahayruHUHUHUHUHUSSS!!!!!!"

"Yes, Sans?"

"PLEEEEHAHAHAHSE!!"

"Please what?~"

"STAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!"

"Hmm...? But I'm barely touching you... unless you want me to do this~," Papyrus dropped the feather on the floor and lightly pinched his ribs which his gloved hands.

"EEEEEEEEEEKKK!!! STAAAHAHAP!! NOOOO!!!"

He then went to a different rib...

"PAAAAAAPPSSS!

Then another.

"ENOOOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA!"

Then two at a time, veeerrrryy slowly.

"EHEHEHEEE CAHAHAHAHAN'T DOHOHOHO IHIHIHIIIIIT!!!"

Papyrus began the teasing by saying, "You are so adorable, Sans! How are you still single? They'd absolutely LOVE to hear your cute little laughter!"

"I-I'M NOT CUUUHUHUHUHUHUTE!!! STAAAHAHAHAP IHIT!"

"You don't see it...? Well maybe it's because of how small you are! Tiny = Cute, after all!~"

Sans couldn't talk anymore... he was too tired.

Papyrus stopped once he noticed though, since he knew Sans had passed his limits.

"Okay, okay, I think you've learned your lesson, now... are you ok, Brother?"

"Huff... hmph... whew... yeah... I'm okay... just... need to... catch my... breath... hehe... sigh," Sans said through labored breaths.

"I'll untie you once you say you'll stop eating Grillby's all the time... it's a sometimes thing, okay?"

"grumbles... Fine... I'll try," Sans was a little upset that he couldn't sneak off for ketchup anymore... But if it makes Papyrus happy, then that's all he cares about.

"YAY! I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR HEALTHY COOKING FLOWING ALREADY!!! OH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! NYEHEHEHEHEHEH!"

"Can't wait."

After Papyrus untied him, Sans asked if he could have a nap after a glass of water. Papyrus understood and said yes because he knows he MIGHT have gone a little overboard with the torture.

At first, Sans did have trouble resisting Grillby's and snuck off a couple of times... But thanks to Undyne, and the fact that most of the Royal Guard hang out there all the time during patrols, she ordered everyone to keep Sans away from Grillby's, including Grillby himself. If he tried anything, like bribery or purposely being obnoxious, they were told to tickle him to go away... gently though since he has only 1 HP.

Papyrus struggled with getting Sans to exercise, so Sans just said he would walk to places more often rather than teleporting all the time.

During one of the walks, Sans's mind wanders...

How do I get him back?~

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Hope ya enjoy, Anon! I've never written a Sans tickle fic before, so thanks! I really enjoyed making this for you! Have a nice rest of your day!

See ya again! 👋😁

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Here's Dust in his disguise:

I'm drawing Killer at the moment.

I'll make the others too, I'll even draw Nightmare since I haven't drawn him in a while.

Hope y'all like him!😁

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I'll release the rest of the parts to the DC x Sans AU crossover series after I make a couple more parts.

By the way, this is the Sans I simp for (y'all need to stop painting him as a child slayer... Don't act dumb, y'all adults know what I mean)

Not my art... also...

Can someone tell me who the artist is, I can't find them! 😭

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WAHWAHWAHAAHWAWAWAAAAAA IT'S SO GOOD!!!!!!! I NEED MORE 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

...if you want to ofc.

-Same anon that asked for the Lee!Mario and Ler!Bowser fic

I'm gonna assume you meant more Lee!Mario and Ler!Bowser... So I gotchu... Also, I'll throw Peach as a Ler near the end because Mario x Peach fluff is cute, so I hope you don't mind.

*this is a continuation of the mentioned fic in the ask above

Lee: Mario

Lers: Bowser and Peach

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Today, Bowser woke up to a still trapped Princess Peach in the cage near his bed. He blew her a kiss, followed by a "good morning" as loud as he could. She, in turn, ignored him, facing the wall behind her.

Bowser sighed in defeat, then left the room, locking it behind him, just in case she somehow manages to escape her cage.

Because he talked so much in his sleep last night, she knew he had Mario trapped in the cellar below... and tickled him.

She knew she had to rescue him, one way or another, so she grabbed one of her hair pins and began to pick the lock on her door. Once she exited her cage, she realized that she had absolutely nowhere to go thanks to Bowser locking the door behind him, keeping her from escaping.

All hope seemed lost...

Until an idea formed in her head.

If I stay in the cage until he comes back, then I might be able to escape, Peach thought. He usually leaves it unlocked while he sleeps, so I just have to wait until he's ready to go back to sleep.

She walked back into her cage and closed the door. She also tied strings and hair ties in random parts of the cage, a couple on the unlocked door, in order to keep the cage closed in case Bowser decided to move the cage. Bowser will also be fooled, thinking she was just bored and did this for entertainment.

"I'm so sorry I can't get you out immediately, Mario... please bare with the torture for a little longer... I'll save you... I promise."

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Mario heard the front door to the cellar open, a long with heavy footsteps as they grew closer and louder, and immediately began to panic. Was Bowser not satisfied enough from yesterday!? Does he have to go through this every day for the rest of his life!? Mario was going to keep Bowser from enjoying himself if it's the last thing he'll do!

"Hello, Mario," Bowser said as he entered the cell and locked the door behind him. "Are you ready for round two?~"

Mario didn't say a word, he only glared at him.

"Welp... guess you don't have a choice anyways. Let's begin.~"

Bowser took off Mario's shoes, his socks too, then grabbed a feather from a box of supplies he brought down. He lightly bristled it on Mario's soft soles, earning a yelp from the plumber.

Mario took slow, laboured breaths in order to try and hold in his laughter.

"Hm... guess you still got some fight in ya... tell me, Mario... how long can ya last?~"

Mario still didn't say anything. He was putting all his strength and focus on not laughing.

He's tougher than I thought. Bowser thought, not expecting him to hold out for this long. Maybe it's time to get THAT out.

Bowser stopped. Mario panted, tired from the heavy breathing and holding in the pent up giggles.

Bowser dug through the box for a few minutes before yelling, "AHA!" And pulling out something that made Mario's confidence fade away.

"This, Mario, is something Kamek whipped up for me in case you start being difficult." Bowser held up a robot that had a lot of arms, each hand holding practically every tickle torture tool in the book.

Mario panicked. He knew he wouldn't be able to hold in his laughter if that robot did anything to him. He knew what was going to happen.

Bowser turned on the machine and ordered it to "attack" Mario, which the robot began to sprint at him and take off Mario's shirt. Mario tried kicking the robot, but Bowser noticed and grabbed his legs and tied them together with rope, keeping him from doing any damage to the robot.

Mario whimpered as the robot pulled off his overalls, revealing his boxers, which was all he was wearing now besides his hat.

As soon as the overalls fell to the ground, every damn tickle spot known to man was targeted.

Mario exploded with laughter, it was louder than it was yesterday, surprising both him and Bowser.

"You sound so girly! Hah!" Bowser teased.

"SHUUUUHHHUHUHUHHUUUT IIIHIHIHIITT!!"

"You got a lot of spirit, Mario... if only you worked for me... you'd get shit done better than most of my high ranking officers."

"KEHEHEHEHEP DREHEHEHEHEAMIHIHIHING, LIHIHIZAHARD BREHEHEHEHAHAHATH!!!!!"

"So rude. Poor Peach has to deal with you all the time. At least I give her enough hospitality."

After a while, Mario stopped laughing. He fell limp on the chains, his body twitching as he began to pass out.

"Alright, he's dead again... that's enough," Bowser said as he pushed the off button on the robot.

He put the robot and all the other tools he had out back into the box. He left Mario's cell, locking it behind him, then left the cellar. It was pretty late, so he decided to go to bed.

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When Bowser came back to his room, he noticed that Peach was tying tiny strings around her cage and fingers.

"What ya doin', Peach?" Bowser asked.

"Got a tiny bit bored, so I grabbed some loose strings from my dress and decorated my cage," Peach explained. "What do you think?😊"

"Kinda cute... maybe I'll have Kamek fix up your cage a make it more comfortable... and prettier, too, I guess."

"Sure, why not?"

Bowser handed her a pillow and blanket and said, "Goodnight, Peach," before going to bed himself.

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Once it was around 2:00 in the morning, Peach slowly opened up her cage and tiptoed towards the door. It was unlocked like she predicted.

She quietly opened the door, shutting it behind her. She would have locked the door if it didn't make so much noise, so she just has to move both quickly and quietly.

It took a few hours, but she finally found the cellar where Mario was held. However, she ran into a bit of an issue. There were guards blocking her way. She knew she had to distract them somehow.

She grabbed a small pebble and threw it across the hall into the other room. Once it landed, the guards ran into the room. Running as fast, but as quietly, as she could, she went into the cellar before the guards came back.

She didn't see any guards down here, so she decided to quietly call out to Mario.

Hearing her, Mario whispered, "PSST! Over here, Peach!"

Peach followed the sound of his voice, found him, and gasped before asking, "oh my goodness, are you alright!?"

"Yes, I'm fine... let's get outta here, ok your highness?"

"Right."

She used her high heels to break the chains (her pure gold ones) and helped him put his clothes back on.

"Is there another way out of here besides the front door?" Mario asked.

"Yes... there's a back door... it leads to outside, but we'll have to use these." She pulled tannooki leaves out of her pocket. "I found them on my way down here."

"Nice, Princess!"

They made their way towards the back door, which was a long and somewhat treacherous journey, but they eventually made it. Once Peach opened the door, it was a straight drop down with nothing to land on but lava. Looking straight ahead, however, there was solid ground that lead to the grasslands.

"I see now why we needed the tannooki suits," Mario said, a little nervous with how far the land is.

"We'll be ok... now let's get out of this dump."

"Way ahead of ya, Princess!"

They activated the suits and leaped out the window, eventually making it to solid ground. They kept running and running, hearing Bowser's angered roars in the distance, before making it back home. Finally.

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Days after that horrible incident, Mario was still on edge, being overly cautious with every step he took while re-rescuing the Princess.

Peach noticed this and decided to try and make him feel better, with his permission, of course.

She came to his house during lunchtime and knocked, the door slowly opening shortly after.

"Hello, Mario. May I come in?" Peach asked.

"Oh... it's just you, Peach... sure, yeah... come on in," Mario complied.

After eating some lunch, they went to his room and sat on the bed while they talked. After a long conversation, Peach asked, "Mario... May I please... Tickle you...?"

Mario panicked slightly, but relaxed because he knew Peach wouldn't torture him after what happened that day.

"You mean like... comfort tickles...?" Mario asked, hoping that was the case.

"Yes, actually... I wanted to make you feel better after what had happened."

"So you noticed?"

"Mhm."

Mario thought to himself for a minute before saying, "Sure... that's ok... but please be gentle."

"Of course."

She began to lightly scratch his neck, earning her an adorable little giggle from Mario.

"Hehehehehe."

"So cute.~"

"I'm nohot cuhuhute."

"Shhh... relax... yes you are... end of discussion."

"Mhm... hehe... ahaha... heh... f-fihine..."

"Fine, what?"

"Fine, I'm... cuhuhuhuhute."

"Of course you are... so small... so chubby... so cute.~"

"St-Stohohop it... you're mahahaking mehe bluhuhush!"

"Stop what?~"

"Stohop teheheheasihing mehehe!"

"I'm being honest here, Mario... you're just too irresistible.~" Peach gave him a small kiss on the cheek.

"E-Eh!? What...?"

Mario's face flushed. He was now a tomato.

"Oh goodness... you get flustered so easily.~"

"P-Peach!"

"Hehe... anyways," Peach stopped tickling him. "Are you feeling better?"

"Yeah... thank a bunch, Princess."

"Anytime, Mario."

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This good enough for ya, Anon? I tried my best... sorry it took me a while to make this for ya... I got busy.😓

If there's anything else you're craving, let me know. I'll hop on it as soon as I am able to find more time for it.😁

Have a nice day~

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Chapter 8: Insane Intelligence

DC x Sans AUs Crossover!

Quick Summary: Before the skeletons go on their mission, Killer finds people similar to his stage 2 soul. One of them asks him how he went insane.

(Most Killer facts are My AU and NOT canon)

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Killer is bored... No I mean he's about to kill one of the humans he's not supposed to. That's why he's going to Nightmare.

Nightmare's becoming slightly concerned. Not for Killer, but for Dust and Horror. They needed to go on quite the trip for a future mission, and Killer's stages are hard to get a handle on now that Nightmare has other things he's busy with. So instead of forcibly fixing it, cause that seems to be what's causing the issue, Killer must always have either Dust or Horror with him to keep an eye on his soul.

For example... If it was in stage 2 and started glitching, then that would be a sign that his soul was about to go to stage 3. Whichever skeleton was watching him would have to IMMEDIATELY bring Killer back to Nightmare ASAP! Nightmare would then put Killer in a large room with a lot of stuff to entertain himself with. And once Killer enters stage 4, Nightmare will ask Cross to guard the door so he could use OVERWRITE to try and reset the stages back to 1, where he's approachable for anyone (basically your average Sans), if he escapes. To comprehend the problem, I give you Killer's Soul Timetable:

Stage 1: Lasts for 10 hours *if Nightmare doesn't force it into Stage 2 that is

Stage 2: Lasts for 8 days *when time's almost up, Killer will feel more drained

Stage 3: Lasts for 3 days *he will still take orders from Nightmare, but will kill anyone in his way

Stage 4: Lasts for 1 day *keeps everyone up at night, but they can't do anything about it

(head canon)

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One day, time wasn't in their favor. Killer needed someone to keep an eye on him for a while, but both Dust and Horror needed to go on a separate mission. They were told to cause trouble on the other side of the city.

Killer couldn't join them because he's too reckless and they're too close to begin their plan for them to get caught now, so they'd rather not take that risk. Cross had gone with them as a replacement since it requires 3 of them to get the job done.

"So... How will you poor unfortunate souls deal with this idiot?" Nightmare asked, rhetorically. "Hey!" Killer yelled with a childish fake frown on his face.

He figured getting these two newly recruited humans (or whatever one of them is) to watch him was the only way to get this done... But...

"Um... why do we have to watch him again?" Mad Hatter, a former neurol scientist named Jervis Tetch, had asked.

"Cuz he's wacky! And I like wacky!" Joker yelled, hoping he gets to push Killer around.

"Need I remind you, Joker, that you're only allowed to be near him if Hatter sees anything wrong with his soul?" Nightmare growled, angry that this clown thought yelling in this tiny ass room was a good idea.

"Oh my apologies, your highness~," Joker said, obviously annoyed that Lex was able to convince him to obey Nightmare.

"Anyways... Killer will take it from here and explain how his soul works... Good luck~ hmmhmhmhm hm.~"

Once Nightmare leaves, Killer explains the 4 different stages of his soul shape and how he'll act with each one. He also explains how to tell when they need to get Nightmare involved.

The idea is to keep Joker away from Killer at the moment cuz he's still in stage 2. They'd get along too well and give away their position on purpose just for fun, and we don't want that to happen.

However, stage 3 is closing in soon, so right now it's just Killer and Mad Hatter in a room alone. They chat quietly about how different human brains work compared to monster "brains."

"Well, to be honest, monsters are completely made up of magic, so we don't have one up there... especially not a skeleton like me," Killer explained. "But you're a human, right? Maybe... we can use yours?"

"Hm... enticing, but... no," said Mad Hatter.

"Worth a shot," Killer sighed.

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Joker was watching them from afar, also keeping an eye on Killer's soul. They were talking about the differences between humans and monsters. Killer also explained how souls work and that every human and monster has one.

The way he's explaining this is like he's from a video game... Stats? Exp? LV? Yeah... A game. Life is a game, isn't it? Joker had thoughts similar to these pretty often, always over analyzing everything.

One thing people forget about Joker is that even though he's completely insane, he's actually a genius. One might argue that he's a genius because he's insane, but who knows?

No one actually knew who he was before... I don't think he remembers, either... But it doesn't matter anymore. All that matters is making sure Batman has the worst life imaginable.

After a while it was time to bring Killer to Nightmare because he was close to going into Stage 3. However...

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Once 3 days had gone by, Dust, Horror and Cross had come back from their mission. They could feel the dangerous amount of negativity coming from Nightmare's room... No doubt it was Killer.

"Damn it... I was hoping I would get some sleep tonight... might as well get some energy drinks..." Cross stated before asking the other two, "want any?"

"Nah, M'good... usually can't sleep anyways," Dust said.

"I don't care, just make sure whatever you bring me doesn't have any sugar... unless it's natural," Horror requested.

After a while, the humans complained about how they couldn't get any sleep, but were told that nothing could be done about it.

So they stayed up all night long until morning came.

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Nightmare gathered everyone for a meeting.

It was about the plan to get Ra's Al Ghul, which is Arabic for The Demon's Head, to work for him.

First Killer would get captured in stage 1, then after stage 2 begins, Killer could go crazy, killing whoever he wants whenever he wants. Dust and Horror would join Killer to help with the distractions while Cross and Nightmare would sneakily look for Ra's. Cross figured out how to fix OVERWRITE, so he'd use it on Ra's in order to obey Nightmare. He'll act like a zombie, but who cares?

Later, Joker decided that talking with Killer when he's less "murder-y" was better than waiting until that long ass mission was over. So, with Nightmare's blessing, he had a good conversation with him.

Turns out they're pretty similar.

"You act like a complete different person in each stage, why is that?" Joker asked.

"Well... before all this crap happened to me... I had a good life... 'til this crazy anomaly entered my universe and killed everyone I ever cared about... They had the power to RESET, which turned back time to when the human, it's host, fell into the underground, my old home..."

"This isn't answering my question."

"I'm getting there... anyways... after a few RESETS, I go a little... Insane. I also began to feel empty inside... Like something was missing..."

"Well I'd feel the same way if I had to go through the same thing over and over again... lemme guess, you remembered after every RESET?"

"Yep... so guess what I had to do in order to get rid of that numbness."

"Hm?"

"I had to make a deal with that same anomaly in order to feel again... but don't worry... after I gained more DETERMINATION than them... I. Killed. Them... I also stole their abilities... Y'know... RESET, SAVE... and other stuff..."

"What's the other stuff you got?"

"That, my friend, is a secret between me and my buddies.~"

"Aww, a secret?"

"Yep!"

"What a shame... and I thought I finally found someone to relate to."

"Hm...? How would we be-?"

"That's enough out of you, clown," said Nightmare, his figure eerily looming over Joker.

"Hey, now... just a thought," Joker said, trying to see how much he could pull his luck.

"Boss, what does he mean?" Killer asked, confused.

"Don't worry about it, Sans... just sleep it off like you always do."

"K."

Nightmare took Joker out of the room and set him down. Then he grabbed a syringe to sedate Killer with once the time comes.

"Um... I got questions now... Why'd you call him-?" Joker said before being cut off.

"Don't ask... this is both personal and private information... Got it?"

"... Gotcha."

Silence fills the room, then...

"Before you ask anymore questions... I think you two are quite similar... And the reason why I dragged Mad Hatter into this is because it's somewhat entertaining to watch you humans crazily flail around as your life crumbles before your eyes."

"Welp, sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't know what I am anymore... after falling into acid this is what I normally look like."

"Hm... maybe your DETERMINATION kept you alive without SAVING..."

"What is that, anyways?"

"DETERMINATION, or DT, is one of the many different soul types humans have. There's too many to name right now, but DT is basically the strongest out of them all... It pretty much just lets you come back after dying."

"So you're saying that I died and my DT brought me back to life?"

"In a sense, I guess."

"And SAVING?"

"This ability can only be used with a SAVE SPOT. They take the form as stars. You touch it, SAVE, then move on. Simple as that."

"Like in a video game...?"

"For simpler terms, yes... like in a video game."

"How fun.~"

They exchanged a few more words before deciding to rest for the night. (Joker doesn't sleep, he waits)

But someone had eavesdropped on their conversation.

After quickly, but quietly, making his way back into his room, Mad Hatter wrote down everything he had just learned from that conversation onto a small notebook.

Maybe if I write this down, I'll remember this. If they leave and end up resetting our memories, then this will help me remember. Who knows...?

MAYBE I'LL USE THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE!~

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The next part will be part 1 of the mission!

Stay Tuned!~

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Lee! Mario and Ler! Bowser?

Please

I need more Ler! Bowser

Why not...? Y'know, I haven't really done anything besides Lee! Eggman... So this will be a first! Poor Mario's gonna wish he never left the house... Oh well, time to wreck him!😈

Lee: Mario

Ler: Bowser

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Mario has had just about enough of Bowser kidnapping the princess...

It's becoming more frequent and he doesn't know what to do anymore to stop him.

He'll try and plan for how to keep Peach away from Bowser when he gets back, but first he needs to save her.

After a long and treacherous journey, Mario finally found the castle Peach was trapped in... or so he thought. A figure that was seemingly trapped in a cage turned around and revealed that he'd been tricked again... for the millionth time in a row.

"Sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another castle,~" Kamek cackled before taking off his disguise, then using his magic to throw a giant enemy at him.

After Mario defeated it, Kamek led him into a dark room. After a while, he fell through the floor. He slides down until he fell right in front of the King of Koopas himself.

"Bowser!" Mario yelled. "Let Peach go this instant!"

"Now, now, Mario..." he said slyly. "You should look at your current situation before barking orders at me.~"

Mario looked around, seeing nothing at first, but when Bowser stomped, it caused the ground to shake. He noticed that he was in an invisible cage after Bowser revealed it.

"What are you planning on doing now...? Taking over the Mushroom Kingdom...?" Mario asked, now a bit fearful for the residents living there, especially his brother.

"In do time, yes... but for now...~" Bowser walked up to Mario's cage. "A bit of torture sounds more entertaining at the moment." He laughed maniacally.

Mario was now getting scared... torture...? What kind of torture...!? Whips!? Piranha Plants biting him!? GOD PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE DUNKING HIS FACE UNDER WATER!

Bowser ordered Kamek to follow him while bringing Mario's cage with his magic.

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They traveled all the way to the final castle (y'know... the place where Peach is ACTUALLY hidden) and into the dungeon.

Peach is usually in Bowser's room and not down here, so she'll never know about Mario getting kidnapped. Which was actually perfect for Bowser, since it would give Peach a false sense of hope.

"Tie his hands up on the chains," Bowser ordered.

"Yes, your Ruthlessness!" Kamek obeyed, tying Mario's wrists to the chains attached to the ceiling in the cell. "Would you like me to tie his legs down, too?"

"No, that won't be necessary... his legs are too short to reach the floor."

"Understood."

Mario stayed silent, trying to figure out how to get himself out of this situation, but nothing he came up with were good ideas... might get himself killed.

"Kamek, I'm gonna ask you to leave... I want to be left alone with Mario here... That includes you, got it?"

"I understand, M'Lord.~"

Kamek ordered all of the guards to leave the dungeon, Kamek sound proofing the walls since he secretly knows what Bowser's planning. (even though it was extremely childish... but I guess Bowser IS childish so... makes sense)

After Bowser was sure they were alone, he continued to tell the plumber his plan. "Y'know... I haven't done something like this in a long time... so it's sure to last a while... I'm talking HOURS ON HOURS of torture... heheheh.~"

Mario tensed up and said, "What are you g-gonna do to me." Mario mentally slapped himself on the face for letting his voice tremble, now he can't hide his fear.

"Oh don't worry, Mario. It won't hurt... actually, you might think it's funny... hell everything will be funny to you after this! Watch this!"

Bowser began to gently circle one of his claws around Mario's belly button. Mario quietly squeaked then immediately did his best to hold in the laughter.

"W-What the h-hell is thihis!?"

"Hm...? Holding it in...? Welp, guess you've left me no choice!"

Bowser decided to use both hands to lightly scratch Mario's sides. Mario couldn't hold back the wide grin that appeared on his face. He started giggling a bit as well, telling Bowser that he was close to finding the sweet spot.

"B-Bohohowser!"

"What is it, plumber?"

"Whahat... ahare yohou... d-dohoing... tohoho mehehe...!?"

"Trying to figure out what makes you tick... that way the real fun can begin, heheheheh...~"

Bowser took it up a level by taking off Mario's shoes. Then the socks came off. After that he pulled out a feather. Finally, he began to lightly swish and twirl the feather around his feet, moving it between the toes and across the soft soles.

"Grrrrhrhrhrhhrhehehehahahahaha!!!" Mario growled to try and hold in his laughter, but it came out anyway.

"Hmm... close, but... I need a scream... Now where else have I-" a thought quickly popped into his head. "Something just came to mind... I wonder..."

Bowser lightly scratched his neck. "Here?~" Mario made a small squeak before tucking his head down. Light giggles erupted, and after a while it stayed the same. "Nope."

Bowser walked behind Mario, knelt down, then tickled the backs of his knees. "What about here?~" Mario's laughter was significantly louder than when Bowser tickled his neck, telling him that this was the spot to be on.

"HahahahahaHAHAhahahahaHA! B-Bohohowseheheherrrr!!! St-StoooohoHOHOP IHIHIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIT!!!!" Mario was struggling to keep his cool, this is making him go crazy. If this doesn't stop soon...

"So... getting closer... hm... maybe...?" But Bowser had just ONE more spot to test out. "Hope your ready Mario, cuz I'm not stopping unless you pass out. Guess it's true when people say that toys aren't fun if they stop working."

Mario gulped. A toy? Him? He's never going to let him have the satisfaction! He braced himself as best he could, but what Mario didn't know was that this wouldn't be as gentle as the other tickles he's received.

Bowser stood up and walked back in front of Mario, then quickly, and aggressively, grabbed Mario's waist screaming, "Gotcha now, you pesky plumber!!!" He squeezed with as much strength as possible, but avoided giving him severe injuries as well.

"BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! STAAAHAHAHAHAAAAP!!!!! EHEHEHE CAHAHEHEHAN'T TAHAHAHAHAKE THAHAHAHAHAT!!!!! AAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Mario didn't expect Bowser to grab him with that amount of speed! It caught him off guard and that's exactly what Bowser wanted to happen.

This went on for hours to come. Bowser stopped only when Mario passed out. Guess it really is true when they say toys aren't fun if they stop working.

Bowser left Mario in the cell, locking the door behind him. Afterwards, he walked up the stairs to exit the dungeon. He knocked on the door to let Kamek know that he was finished. Then Kamek let him out, sending the guards back down to the dungeon to continue what they were doing before.

Bowser slept very happily that night... Mario on the other hand... not so much.

And... let's just say, if Bowser never talked in his sleep... Mario wouldn't have been rescued.

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This took me a while cuz I've been busy the past few days and the only time I had to get to this was at night.

Also, I've never done any other tickle fics that includes anyone besides Bowser or Eggman, so sorry if this wasn't to your liking Anon... I tried.

Anyways, I'm going to actually try to get some sleep now.

Ba-bye!

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Ok... question... IDK if it's just me or what, but...

Aren't the best types of ships where you ship two characters that never appear on screen together (besides canonical ones)...?

Or am I just tripping...?

Seriously, guys, I gotta know!!!😫🙏

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Chapter 7: Trustworthiness

DC x Sans AUs crossover.

Quick Summary: Dust has a nightmare about his past and someone decides to try and talk to him. He also helps someone with work.

Two-Face and Riddler Headcanon: Before they became Two-Face and Riddler, Harvey Dent used to hang out with Edward Nashton, they were besties. After they turned towards crime, however, they grew apart, too focused on "working" than catching up. (Not a ship ya weirdos)

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"Brother please! We can work together! If we just talk to the human, maybe we can convince them to stop-!"

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! The human won't ever listen to you, me or anyone else! They'll keep killing you... over and over and OVER! Forever! I will... Stop that... Besides..."

*summons Gaster Blaster*

"It'd be better to be killed by me instead... right?"

"I... I understand... you're hurting... but... if this makes you happy then... then do it... I'm ready... I love you, brother."

". . ."

*Gaster Blaster firing*

[You Gained LV]

"I love you two, Bro..."

As he fought the human, he grew more tired. When he did lose, his maniacal laughter slowly turned to tears. Once he died, he woke up in his bed, only it was different this time.

"Oh, right... I'm free..."

He sighs before teleporting downstairs into the kitchen, grabbing a cup to make himself some coffee, and maybe add a bit of alcohol to it too.

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Two-Face woke up to the occasional clanking of glasses from the kitchen. Assuming it was an intruder, he grabbed his gun, loading it up as quietly as possible. After making his way downstairs and into the kitchen, he found out that the "intruder" was just one of the skeletons.

Two-Face put his gun away and said, "Hey."

Startled, Dust summons a Gaster Blaster.

"Woah, woah, woah! Easy there, pal! Just came down for a shot." Two-Face put his hands in the air, showing that he meant no harm.

"Oh... it's just one of you humans..." He got rid of the blaster.

After they got their drinks, they sat on the table.

"So... spiked coffee, huh...?"

"You judging me?"

"No, just never thought about it."

"Mm."

They sat there for a while without saying a word before Two-Face breaks the silence.

"So... what made you wake up at a time like this?"

"So now we're being nosey?"

"Look... I'm here cuz ya woke me up, and it's too early in the morning for me to go back to sleep, so sure, call it nosey if you want."

"... Whatever... I'm here for a similar reason... Woke up and... Just can't go back to sleep."

"Ah, I see... so a nightmare?"

". . ."

Two-Face sighed before pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. "Want one?"

Dust hesitantly pulled his hand out of his pocket and reached for the cigarette and lighter.

He lights his, gives the lighter back to Two-Face, then teleports onto the balcony near the top of the building.

Two-Face comes up here too sometimes, so when he went up, he was surprised to see that Dust had the same idea.

"Hello again... didn't know you come up here as well."

"Mhm."

"Not much of a talker, are you...? Well I don't blame you... we were enemies not too long ago."

". . . Why are you trying to talk to me?"

"Meh, who knows... to fill the silence of my loneliness?"

"So for your own gain?"

"Yeah... is that too selfish for you?"

"I don't care about being selfish anymore... morals serve no purpose with most of my goals."

"Well, I think that's something we can both agree on, at least."

"Hm... fine, fine... ya wanna talk...? Then let's talk."

They exchanged a few things about themselves. How Dust used to be a judge and Two-Face used to be an attorney.

"Well... I wonder what could have POSSIBLY happened to you," Two-Face remarked.

"Well, I can kinda guess for you... you seem like a different person then when we first met... and that scar was probably the breaking point."

"How observant of you."

"Wanna try and guess what happened to me?"

"Nah... I don't pry unless I'm paid to."

"Huh... you know, I haven't met a human like you in a long time... Your personality I mean."

"Which one?"

"Both."

"Fair enough."

They both talked for a while until everyone else woke up with them, which meant it was time to get back to work.

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Nightmare had called Two-Face up to his office one day. When he arrived, Lex was also present. Both looked towards his direction as the door opened, Nightmare being somewhat disgusted by his scar.

"You called?" Two-Face asked.

"Yes," Lex replied. "Well, Nightmare did... I think it's a complete waste of time-"

"Need I remind you what would happen if you mentioned it again?" Nightmare threatened.

"Nvm."

"Good... now you... Come with me."

Two-Face followed him into his room.

After Nightmare was sure they were alone, he asked, "So... I heard you had a talk with Dust... is this true?"

"Yes... Was I not supposed to?"

"It's not that... I just wanted to thank you... he closes himself off way too much."

"Oh... I get it now."

"... Y'know... I'm not planning on having you humans do anything today... Need to lay low thanks to that Bat."

"Understood."

"Yeah, go ahead and mingle if you want."

Two-Face decided to go look for Riddler, who probably isn't even in the building knowing him.

What he doesn't know is that Riddler is overthinking about something again.

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"Okay, so I put this here... Then add this... Then- No, wait... DAMNIT I MESSED UP!" Riddler pounds his fists onto the table. "He's probably going to figure this out anyways."

There was a knock on the door afterwards, surprising Riddler. He got up from his seat and walked up to the door, looking through the peep hole. He opened the door after he saw that it was Two-Face.

"Harvey!?"

"Heya, Eddie... can I come in?"

"Um... sure?"

After getting settled, Riddler asks, "what are you doing here?"

"Can't a guy have small talk with his bestie?"

"Harvey-"

"Before you say anything, Nightmare said that he doesn't have any work for us because we need to law low... No thanks to the Bat."

"Hm... makes sense..."

"Speaking of... isn't that thing your newest puzzle for him to try and solve."

"He probably will solve it... he's just too smart sometimes."

"Yeah well... He could never be smarter than you in my book... and if you say that's not enough, I will shoot your foot off."

"Noted... and I appreciate it."

They sat there silently staring at each other for a few minutes before Riddler says, "How many times do I have to tell you to STOP hiding near my flowers, Dust!?"

"Wait, wha-?"

"Sorry," Dust replied as he came out of hiding. "Thought you didn't see me this time."

"DUST!? HOW ARE YOU HERE!? DID YOU FOLLOW ME!?"

"No, I didn't... I followed him," Dust said pointing at Riddler. "Do it all the time actually."

"Yeah, and it drives me nuts."

"Bosses-"

"Yeah, I know, I know... Bosses orders."

"Why-?" Two-Face began to ask before being cut off.

"Please stop asking so many questions, Harvey."

"It's cuz a how smart he is... Boss just doesn't want him to cause a riot." Dust answered.

"Well... yeah, he's right."

"That just tells me you're smart, the smartest person I know." Two-Face responded.

"Your sympathy isn't helping."

"Why would it not help to be honest?"

"Sometimes honesty gets you into trouble."

"Oh no, do NOT try and dig up the past, Eddie!"

"So we're just going to forget that you disappeared and never came back!?"

"Eddie."

"No! Don't Eddie me! Where were you, huh!? You get hurt in an explosion, get sent to the hospital, disappear for years, then I discover 'A New Crime Boss Lays Waste On Gotham City: Devastating Casualties'. C'mon, Harvey! You could've at least came to me if you were trying to lay low!"

"Eddie, I never-"

"What? You never asked? Didn't need help!?"

"I NEVER WANTED TO ROPE YOU INTO MY MESS!"

"YOUR MESS!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?"

"I DIDN'T..." Two-Face took a deep breath before continuing. "I didn't want you to get hurt."

". . ."

"Are you two done...?" Dust interrupted.

"Why... is there something more important than what we're doing right now...?" Riddler said.

"Boss needs us back at the base... also you guys are being too loud... had to kill some bystanders that heard everything."

"Well, if we're being summoned, then I guess we'll have this discussion later," Two-Face said.

"Right." Riddler agreed before cleaning up all the evidence in the room he stole.

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-After Nightmare's meeting-

"So... he wants us to do... what exactly?" Riddler asked Dust.

"To figure out our enemies' weaknesses in order to keep them detained," Dust answered.

They were both assigned to look around random parts of the world in order to figure out the weaknesses of each JLA member without killing them. They need to use them as a peace offering in order to persuade the dangerous aliens to work for Nightmare. They're planning to kill them too, so they also need to find their weaknesses.

Lex knows how to handle the heroes, and as long as Nightmare listens to him, they'll be successful. But there's only one person on Earth who has any chances of beating the aliens in space... And his name is...

"Ra's Al Ghul..." Riddler said.

"So, what are we dealing with?" Asked Dust.

"Someone who isn't going to care unless he gains something from us."

"Damn... and I thought Error was hard to deal with."

"Who?"

"He basically takes out the "trashy" alternate universes... Well, in his perspective, anyways."

". . .oh."

"Anyways, let's go talk with this Ra's guy."

"Oh no, I can't go with you on this type of mission."

"Why not?"

"He'd kill me... besides it might be better if you take your other skeleton friends with you on this mission... Unless Boss is-"

"Busy, I know... Alright, you stay here and continue to research stuff... I'll get Nightmare's blessing, see ya."

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Next part will be Killer's pov right before going into this mission.

Here's a longer one, guys!😊

See ya later!👋

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Chapter 6: Bittersweet Bloodlust

DC x Sans AUs crossover.

Quick Summary: Horror has trouble holding back his hunger around the newly recruited humans. Someone decides to help him hunt animals.

Killer Croc Head Canon: He uses makeup to hide some nasty looking scars from when scientists experimented on his body.

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-Horror pov-

Boss... why must you torture me so much!? All these humans aren't helping my bloodlust! Calm down, Horror... you're fine... just... sit in the corner of a room and take deep breaths.

grrrooowwwwllll

"D-Damnit...! N-No...! They're not f-food... They're... Y-Your... Comrades...!"

Fuck, I'm drooling so damn much! Just a bite. No! Just a nibble. Stop it! Eat. "Hhhhrrrrrgggghhhh!"

"Hello, scary skeleton man."

Who's this?

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Killer Croc, a former wrestler who mutated into a bloodthirsty crocodile man, had heard a familiar growling noise along with a few short deep grunts.

After finding the source of the noises, he found one of the living skeletons sitting in the far corner of the room, his stomach growling very loudly.

"Hello, scary skeleton man."

When Horror turned around, Croc immediately knew what was wrong.

"Bloodlust?"

Horror softened his gaze for a split second before glaring daggers at Croc. "Leave," he growled.

"Look, just try biting me... my skin is as tough as steel, so I think I'll be fine."

"Just... leave me... alone."

Croc didn't know why, but he wanted to help... maybe because he suffers a similar fate...?

"If ya want, I can bring some huma-"

"NO!"

"Well, okay, um," he paused, an idea forming in his head. "Wanna hunt some deer... or fish...?"

Horror's gaze softened a second time, but this time it was here to stay. "There's deer and fish nearby...?" He asked.

"Hell yeah! There's a bunch of forest around certain parts of the city. So, what do ya think?"

Horror hesitated, unsure about this mutant's true intensions... but once he was certain he could trust him, he said, "Sure, whatever."

Croc leaped with glee, exited to finally have someone to eat with since he eats raw flesh most of the time.

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After returning from the hunt, they took their kills in the base's basement. After ensuring that no one will interrupt their meal, they feasted until nothing but bone was left.

"Huff... so full..." Horror said, burping afterwards.

Croc also burped and said, "yeah... this is the life, alright! Who needs money to buy food when it's right outside ya doorstep?"

"EXACTLY!"

"Now, don't get me wrong, I love a cooked meal every now and then, but this is a gourmet meal!"

"So true!"

They made small talk for a while until they were ready to move. When they left the basement, a few eyes met theirs. Some were disgusted, others were disappointed.

Horror froze, remembering a time around when he first joined Nightmare, scaring his comrades. They apologized for that already, but it still kept him up at night.

Croc, however, just smirked and said, "Y'all lucky we just ate, otherwise I'd snap ya necks and eat ya instead. He might've snapped someone's neck eventually, too."

They stopped staring, causing Croc to bellow out a victorious grunt. Horror was now even more intrigued in Croc then before... maybe he's trustworthy enough to tell him about his past... but let's wait a little longer first.

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-Croc pov-

New best friend!🎶

I found myself a new best friend!🎶

He's surprisingly calm when he's not hungry. Especially when he's full, he'll just nap. He acts like a cat, it's funny.

He's really fucking strong, our arm wrestling matches last about an hour before one of us folds. It's usually me who loses, but it's still fun! 😊

Unless there was a mission, we were always together. Lex and that Nightmare guy said it would draw too much attention if we were spotted together or in big groups. To fix that, we split up in groups of three, or four if they need more man power.

All four of those skeletons are usually the ones who do the harder missions, like bank robberies, fighting off Batman and his buddies, all that crap. I don't get why they won't let us, besides those skeletons, do all the fun stuff... I'm stuck with patrolling and distractions. Distractions are pretty fun though, so I guess I'm not complaining.

One day, he seemed gloomier than usual, so I decided to sit with him to try and talk about it but...

"It's nothing, Croc... I'm fine... just a little tired, is all..."

He pushed me away...

Now I know that something was up, because I use that same excuse when Lex or someone else asks me the same thing.

So I tried something else.

"Wanna see something cool...?"

"Um... Sure, I guess?"

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After Croc had removed the makeup, Horror was too stunned to speak. There were scars all over his abdomen.

"There's more on my back, but I can't reach," Croc explained. "Good thing no one comes up here, right?"

Horror still remained silent, unable to understand how Croc had hid them for this long without him knowing.

"I understand if ya don't want to talk, but I thought I'd show ya my sick battle scars to make ya feel better... Did it work...?"

"... Kinda... well... yeah, it did actually... thanks a bunch."

"No problemo."

As Croc was about to walk away, Horror stopped him, grabbing his arm.

"Wait! I.." he paused for a split second, unsure if this was a good idea or not. "I'll talk about it with you if you're willing to listen."

"Well, since ya got me curious, I guess I got no choice, now do I?" He said, grinning widely.

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". . . Holy shit. . ."

Croc was stunned. This guys backstory was all kinds of messed up. He then yelled, "how TF are ya still alive!? That's actually badass!" Horror didn't seem too pleased with his response, and Croc noticed his reaction too, so he dropped the grin and spoke in a series tone. "Sorry 'bout that... but seriously... how ARE ya still alive...?"

"Don't know... Guess I'm just lucky."

"Yeah... lucky..."

They both sat there for a while before Croc stood up, stretched, then said, "welp, I'm off, ya comin'?"

"Sure," Horror said before standing up and stretching as well. "Who knows, we might even have a mission soon."

"I think we do actually, something about... recruiting someone new, I think...?" Croc tried to remember, but his brain was too tiny.

"Wh- Already!?"

"What's wrong?"

"We're about to leave already!?"

"What!? But it's only been a few months! How'd they-!?"

A thought occurred in both their heads.

"Oh..."

"...shit."

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Short, I know, but bare with me! 😭

Trying to do different perspectives on different people. I'm also trying to find villains that can relate to some of the Bad Sanses, but it's kinda hard. This one was the easiest though, since I Headcanon that Croc has trouble with his bloodlust just like horror does and the way people treated him was similar to how Undyne treated Horror. So this worked out extremely well!😊

Hope you enjoyed!

Bye! 👋👋👋

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Chapter 5: Great Minds Think Alike

DC x Sans AUS crossover

No spoilers! But I will say that this will probably be somewhat long... Actually maybe not... Idk.

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They sat there, motionless... feeling nothing but fear. What were they supposed to do about something like this...? Are they just supposed to accept the fact that they're powerless against these things...? How many weaknesses, if any, do they have?

As they kept questioning the humanity of these newcomers, someone was riding the elevator. Once it reached the top, it made a high pitched "ding" sound, alerting the others that someone else just got here.

In case it's another "Dark Lords" member, at least that's what they're calling themselves right now, they aimed their weapons at the elevator door.

The doors opened slowly, revealing a face everyone knew, but few of them actually met...

"Lex Luthor!?" They all yelled in unison... Well, everyone except- "LEXY!!!!" *sighs* yeah...him... The Joker.

Lex cringed at the sight of Joker's face, hoping that he can avoid too much contact with him.

"How you been, Lexy~! I haven't seen you since the last time we almost had Batsy!" Joker pointed out.

"Yeah... Great times..." Lex said before clearing his throat. "Now, I heard you have some new faces causing you a lot of trouble, correct?"

"Word travels fast nowadays." Two-Face said, surprised that Lex had already heard about the chaos those newcomers caused.

"Yes... Well, at least if you're me... I have eyes everywhere... At least in both Metropolis and Gotham, anyway," Lex pointed out, before asking, "I assume they're the ones who did this, too?"

They all nodded, too ashamed to speak about it.

"I see... well, I might be able to do something about it... but for now..." Lex snapped his fingers, his men running in afterwards. "I'm going to need you all to come quietly... and please don't fight back, I'm just trying to keep the JLA out of my ass, so you won't be locked up forever, got it?" He winked, giving them the okay that he'll get them out of jail later.

"Fine, but if you leave us in jail to rot," Penguin said, pointing his umbrella at him, "we won't hold back."

"I understand... And who knows... Maybe each of your absences might cause Batman to lay off by the time I get you out... Maybe... Probably not, huh🥲...? Oh well, let's go!😁"

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-Lex pov-

After dealing with all the legal paperwork... I was able to put them in Arkham myself. The League was still weary about me being "good" and all, especially Superman, but I think I have them fooled. I'm just glad they're not watching my every move... That I know of... But I'm sure I would've heard by now if that were true.

Anyways, back to these newcomers...

I can already tell that they're either experiments or they're not from this world... Separate reality too, most likely... But why are they here...? What do they want...? Where are they now...? Too many questions with no answers... *sigh*😮‍💨... Typical.

I think my first step is getting myself captured in order to learn more... but how...?

They went after the villains here, but also avoided the Bat... They must be afraid of him, too... I still remember when he snuck into my room and... Nevermind that, I don't want to remember! *shivers*😰 Scary.

If they're leaving the heroes alone... but going after villains... then maybe they have some sort of ability to track down evil thoughts... maybe... at least one of them... yes, yes... I might have a plan... but it's a long shot.

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Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!

Nightmare was pissed. He nearly avoided being seen in his truest form. They needed to be more careful, but no... He has to come and save them.

"Before any of you say something utterly STUPID... I know what happened... and for now, I'll let you off the hook..." He waited until the tension in the air eased up before continuing, "But if you were able to turn off the lights... Why the FUCK didn't you just TELEPORT BACK!? OMG, I SWEAR YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF TODDLERS!!!"

Nightmare kept scolding them for what felt like hours (it was only for 30 minutes), but eventually calmed down.

"Still... you showed them what they were dealing with... so I suppose a celebration is in order... but never, and I mean NEVER... EVER... do stupid shit like that again... do I make myself CLEAR...?"

"Y-Yes, Boss!" Killer and Cross yelled in unison.

"Gotcha." Horror replied.

"Understood." Dust continued.

"Good... also, Dust... Dark Lords...? Seriously...?"

"I thought it was catchy, and that's what we'll be once we conquer this universe, right?" The others agreed, including Nightmare.

"Whatever... welp, anyways, let's-" Nightmare stopped suddenly, holding both his mouth and stomach.

"You good, Boss?" Killer asked, the others too stunned to say anything.

"Oh my... this emotion... this raw... negative emotion... usually I'd absorb the life out of a human with lots of negativity... But this human... Has so much... It's almost sickening... In a good way for me... And they must be close because," Nightmare paused again, falling to the floor. His body grew a little, making him laugh. More tentacles emerged from his back. He kept laughing until he said, "FIND THIS HUMAN AND BRING THEM TO ME! I WANT TO HAVE A CHAT!😈"

"Understood, Boss!" They said before running out the hideout.

"Get ready, whoever you are... because once I find you... you're going to be used until nothing is left!" He laughed again, until he tired himself out, going into his living quarters (office) to rest until his new toy has been found.

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They searched for a while, but it was harder for them to find it since they can't do the same things Nightmare can. Horror can sense fear, but this human wasn't afraid. Killer can sense how powerful someone is, but this human had no magical abilities. Dust, however, can sense how much LV someone has... And boy does he have a lot.

Cross hadn't helped in tracking him down much either since his OVERWRITE was limited to a certain amount, which he'd used up in that building they were just in. So I guess it was up to Dust.

He and the others went their separate ways in order to find him faster, so when he did eventually find the human, he was just standing there... as if he was waiting for something.

He made his way closer until the human said something, "I take it you're one of those powerful newcomers, correct...?" No response.

Instead Dust used his magic to pin him down, surprising the human for a split second before he smirked.

"Interesting ability... what else can you do~?"

"That's enough out of you, human..." Dust said, grabbing his phone from his pocket and dialing the others. "Found him, you each owe me 50 bucks assholes."

They all started bickering before Dust yelled at them to shut them up. After telling them to go back to base, he hung up.

"Your friends are quite... odd," the human said.

"Tell me about it... and they're NOT my friends."

"Whatever you say."

Dust teleported him and the human back before asking, "Oh, what's your name btw?"

"Lex... call me Lex."

"K."

The others arrived back to base soon afterwards, happy that they were about to be on Nightmare's good side again.

"Ooh, I hope I get to play with him later, hmmmhmhmhmhmmm~," Killer said, grinning creepily at Lex.

"He looks tasty, can I-"

"No," Dust said, cutting Horror off.

He gave up and said, "Fine... Whatever."

"Besides... I'm usually in charge of the torturing... so ya snooze ya loose, buddy," Dust told the human, giving him a crazed smile.

I think I might be in over my head. Lex thought, hoping he would be able to manipulate them and their powers... Maybe he should try a different kind of approach.

As he was thinking about how to handle this situation, black goop fell from the ceiling in front of them, near what seems to be a throne on top of some stairs.

"Boss!" They each bowed, giving Lex confirmation that they were indeed followers to someone.

"You did good bringing me the human, Dust... Bring him over to me, yes?"

"O-On it, Boss!"

Lex floated towards the now skeleton-like figure before falling in front of him.

"Good... now leave us!"

They each yelled, "Understood," before teleporting away.

"Now that we're alone, human..." He grabbed Lex with his tentacles. "Tell me... What do you think you're gaining by your current choice...?"

"What do you mean?" Lex was confused. Was this thing onto him!?

"Now, now, don't lie... I know that you figured out how to get my attention, regardless of knowing about my existence in general... So let's drop the act, ok?"

"..." Silence tells Nightmare he understood.

"Good, you can tell me what you want... Be honest."

"I was... p-planning to... use your abilities for myself."

"Makes sense... but why...?"

"I want to... take over the planet."

"Oh... well it seems as if we have a common goal... well not really... I was planning to conquer this entire universe."

"Well... it just so happens that I know what you'll face out there..."

"Such as...?"

"Gods, Aliens with abilities that might challenge your own... And much more that'll take forever to explain... Basically, you're outmatched."

"I see... y'know for a human... you're oddly... calm by my presence... this isn't your first time being in this kind of situation, is it?"

"Guilty as charged, your Honor."

"Heh... funny... y'know, I was about to absorb your negativity and keep you as a pet... still might do that, but... you're now a key asset to my plan... so I'll leave you be."

"Much apprecia-"

"But you work for me now, no one else... understood?" Nightmare grabbed the collar of Lex's shirt, almost choking him.

Lex hates working for anyone but himself. He's his own boss... but this might be the only way to get what he wants, so...

"What shall I do first... Master...?"

"Hm... good boy... you may gather whoever you want to join us... but if you or any of your buddies try and even think about betrayal... Consider yourselves DEAD WHERE YOU STAND... clear?"

Lex gulped, genuinely afraid of him.

"C-Crystal."

"Good... now go! Bring me your people." Nightmare threw him down the steps leading up to the throne.

Lex left to go get everyone out of prison, ready to face the JLA once they get there.

"This is going to be so much fun~, Hmhmhmhmhm~."

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As always... Lex NARROWLY evades the JLA trying to escape with a SHIT LOAD of people in tow... at least they were out... that's all that matters right now.

Getting them through without retaliation might be harder than he thought though... The Sanses and Villains argued with each other, upset with their Boss's/Current Leader's decision.

"ENOUGH!" Silence soon followed after Nightmare had yelled, sending chills down their spines.

"Finally... everyone come inside before a man in a bat costume hears us. Understood!?"

They all remained silent, following Nightmare into the dark building.

Once everyone was settled, Nightmare appeared on his throne, smirking at how many people this human had brought.

"Listen up... you all work for me now! Lex here desires world domination... I crave power over every single being in this universe... So he works for me now in order to gain access to this entire planet."

Everyone mumbled and whispered in disbelief, Lex bowed to this thing!? No way! He must be a genius if he could outsmart Lex Luthor himself!

"If you want to live, BOW."

Everyone bowed down as fast as they could.

"Good... Boys, it's introduction time!"

They teleported on the stairs, spread out so everyone could see.

They all took of their disguises.

Multiple gasps filled the room, drowning out the sounds of traffic outside.

They're... LIVING SKELETONS!?

Lex never saw their faces before this, but wasn't surprised since Nightmare's shape was a skeleton.

"Hello! I'm Cross! Y'know, cuz I'm covered in... crosses...? No...? Okay...🥲"

"Anyways, I'm Dust, nice to meet you... Absolutely NO questions about my name! K? K. Glad y'all agreed."

"I'M KILLER~! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOOOOO MUCH FUN TOGETHER~! HEHEHEHEH~."

"I'm Horror... if you hear my stomach growl, don't come near me... even if I'm eating... Also, I eat people, so there's your reason... stay away from me."

"And I'm Nightmare, your new Boss! Any questions...?"

". . ."

"No...? Good... now y'all can mingle for a little while I decide what to do with those pesky heroes."

"Sir, yes sir!" They all saluted.

Will they all get along?

Will Nightmare's plan be a success?

Can the heroes stop him from doing this?

Will the Stars ever get here on time?

STAY TUNED FOR MORE

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Yep, this was definitely not long.

Lex Headcanon: He installed hidden cameras in both Metropolis and Gotham City, that way he can keep an eye on both his greatest enemy and the most dangerous man on earth all at once.

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Chapter 4: What are they...?

DC x Sans AUs crossover!

READ FOR CONTEXT: Two-Face and Penguin are best friends in this universe, they do practically everything together. Not a ship!👎🛑🚫🔞

Summary: From one villain to the next, rumors fill the air about some odd looking newcomers.

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In order to keep a low profile, the Dark Sanses must cover themselves completely, which means none of their bones can stick out.

Why did they bother doing this, you ask? Well, it's because they're the only non-human organisms here... well... besides certain people they spot evey now and then, but those creatures probably at least USED to be human... They weren't.

So it's best if they acted like they were just a bunch of gangsters terrorizing the streets. They couldn't really use their magic unless it was an emergency... Because that man in the Bat costume was constantly lurking around in the darkness.

Nightmare ordered everyone to stay away from him if they can help it, and that they have permission to use their magic on him IF he attacks first.

It has happened a couple times, actually, and let me tell ya... They were genuinely terrified of him... That damn human is harder to deal with than their humans.

They swore he'd be the first person they'd enslave, bringing nothing but torment to him. Cuz he deserves the worst for what he did to Nightmare... all those "heroes" deserved pain... for trying to change who they are.

One day, however, heads began to turn, confusion spreading like wildfire. They hadn't been careful on who they messed around with, and because they were stronger than the average human, Nightmare never bothered to keep the others from killing whoever they wanted to.

They ended up getting the attention of someone... important... not to society, but... important nonetheless.

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It was just another day of crime.

Penguin smuggling some weapons and other illegal stuff from place to place... Him and Two-Face shooting up a random bar... Batman nearly capturing them... The usual daily dance.

But he'd caught wind of a new group in town. One that was being a real thorn in his side. Apparently he wasn't the only one who had to deal with them.

They burned Poison Ivy's plants, killing a big amount of people who lived around her area... They messed with Joker by, erm... Biting his shoulder... Or at least one of them did... They messed with Two-Face by shooting up the bar he had taken over, which pissed Penguin off, actually... They got on Riddler's nerves by destroying his puzzles... They even stuffed Hugo into the machine he made in order to read someone's mind, which made his brain feel... Mushy...? He thinks that's the right word. Damn good description after that happened to him, though.

But what's worse was that they started stealing all my weapons! That's what they used to shoot up Two-Face's bar, too! He thought.

But what REALLY pulled the final straw was them actually finding Penguin and threatening him when he was alone once. They needed to be stopped! He decided it would be best if each of them try to trap this mysterious group somewhere for an interrogation... Or at least figure out if they're working for someone or not.

Penguin had thought of an idea to plan a party in a big enough building and say that ANYONE is invited. The party would happen in 2 weeks.

2 weeks until they finally get some answers~

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When Nightmare heard about this so called party, he knew it was a trap, but this actually works in his favor.

Yes... Yes that'll work. He thought to himself.

"You shall attend this party... and learn more about these people... understood?" Nightmare ordered.

"Yes boss!" The others said in unison.

Nightmare knew these individuals didn't know he existed, so he didn't need to attend. He just needed his lackeys to explore the building so they could teleport there once no one's around. That way they could steal anything extremely valuable there, earning the respect he deserves... And by now, the party's in 2 days.

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Cross and the MT Trio gasped in awe at how big the building was... There's so many different floors! Cross might need to use OVERWRITE a few times in order to mind control some of the guards.

Once they entered, they put on their gangster act (which is just them acting like dumb teenagers) and walked in. Cross was taking control of the guards in order to gain access to the higher floors. They separated to look less obvious, but once they were near the top, each of them stayed together on the last few floors.

Reaching the top, Cross hit OVERWRITE one last time to set the guards free from their mind control. They didn't hear anything behind the last double door, convincing them that they're about to be shot once they were opened.

"Seems like they're already onto us. Heheheh~," Killer whispered, happy that he gets to finally have some fun.

"I've been hungry for so long," Horror shared, ready to eat anything that moved.

"Listen here, we're not supposed to do it until we come back later," Dust said. "Once we get enough information, we book it, and we need to teleport to another part of the building to not look suspicious, ok?"

"Fine," The others said in unison.

Dust cracked open the door to peak through, it wasn't dark, there were people walking around. At least they won't get shot.

"This kinda trap might be different... It looks completely harmless in there... Some people look... Odd?" Dust explained.

"Why not just walk in there acting drunk?" Cross suggested.

"Oh, I'm good at that," said Killer.

"I'm not, but I'll try," said Horror.

"Just stay silent and follow us," said Dust.

Horror nodded in agreement.

They slowly opened the doors, revealing a small room, the people inside immediately looking in their direction.

"Wow... quite the party ya gots goin' in here, hm?" Dust said sarcastically.

Penguin and the other villains in the room stayed silent, staring down the newcomers.

"Um... I don't know about this... Should we-?"

"No," Dust said, cutting Cross off knowing damn well he was about to utter Nightmare's name. "We wait."

"Understood." The others said in unison.

They walked closer, prepared for the fight that was about to take place.

"Now don't look at me like that," Penguin said, exited to see this through. "All I... WE want to do is talk."

The Dark Sanses looked at each other then grinned, even though no one could see their faces, then turned their attention towards him.

"I see...," dust began before adding a playful tone to his voice and continuing with, "you just want to talk, eh?"

"That's right."

"About?"

"Simple really... we want to know why you keep being a nuisance...? Why you keep destroying our stuff...? Stealing some of it...? Just... why...?"

"... Heh... heheheheh... hehahaha... *laughs maniacally*!!!!"

The others joined in on the laughter, disgusting a few of the ones in the room with them.

"What's so funny...?" Penguin said, angry that they have the nerve to laugh at this kind of matter.

"You! You and all these people! It's so funny how you think we'd give a shit about who we fuck with!" Dust yelled.

"Yeah! They're crazier than us, isn't that right, guys!?" Killer asked.

Both Cross and Horror agreed.

The sound of whispers filled the room, the Dark Sanses getting annoyed with these disrespectful comments.

"Y'know, I'm quite bored of this area... why don't we go back down to the lower levels and-"

The exit was blocked by giant plants. There's the trap.

"Cross... now would be considered an emergency." Dust told him.

"Shit!" Cross pushed a button on the belt he was currently wearing, which contacts Nightmare. They needed Boss to come get them.

"Oh, he's gonna be SO mad, he might even ground us~," Killer said.

"Yeah... we're in deep shit, aren't we?" Cross asked.

"No shit Sherlock," Dust answered.

"Does that mean I can-" Horror said before he was cut off by the others yelling, "NO!" "Fine, whatever."

"GET THEM!"

The villains rushed towards the skeletons.

"Permission?" "Granted!"

They used their magic to teleport towards the lights before turning them off. The MT Trio mostly used their Gaster blasters in order to destroy incoming projectiles while Cross used his speed and strength to handle the heavy hitters.

Then, some dark goo seeped into the room, scaring some of the human villains. The rest were on edge, questioning whether these guys are human or not.

"It's been fun, but now it's time to run~! Heheheh~," Killer teased.

"You stupid bitches! This is why you don't mess with us! Hahahaha!" Yelled Cross, as if he wasn't a little worried a few seconds ago.

"You're lucky he's stopping us, otherwise y'all would've ended up on the menu for me!" Yelled Horror, drooling at the thought.

"Let this be a warning, weaklings... Never mess with the Dark..." he paused, not wanting to use their actual names knowing they'll be seen as anything but a human. "The Dark Lords...! Yes! THAT is our name! Bye-bye, dumbasses! Hahahahaha!"

When they left, Penguin and the other villains sat there, trying to process what had just happened.

They had powers...? How...? Why didn't they ever use them...? What is their goal here...?

But the most important question entered their minds...

What were they?

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*Penguin won't be that relevant for the rest of this series... maybe...? I actually don't know. I'll figure it out though. Hope you enjoyed!

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Chapter 3: Interrogations

DC x Sans AUs crossover!

The JLA interrogates the Bad Sanses... but the skeletons have other ideas.

Long af.

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-Horror pov-

They took us to outer space...? It's kinda pretty up here... but Outer's place looks more... colorful. The others noticed, too... I could tell cuz their heads were darting side to side.

We went onto a space station. It was big! I'd probably get lost in a heartbeat. After a bit of roaming, they took us into small, separate rooms.

They must have figured out that we couldn't teleport when we're completely restrained... damn it...

And I'm being restrained by the green dude... his... "magic" kinda hurts a little... But maybe that's just me and my hunger... Maybe.

They started asking way too many questions, but I gave them answers hoping that would get them to leave me alone.

Hungry... My stomach hurts. I started drooling.

They were staring... He was disgusted... But the lady wasn't. She was the one interrogating me.

She noticed how hungry I was and decided to leave, despite the green dude asking her to continue. When she came back, she had brought a shit load of food! She tried feeding it to me, but I used my magic to put it into my mouth. It was the best food I've ever eaten! I'm so happy!!!!!🤤

I answered whatever questions she asked after I ate! Maybe she could make some more for my bro! Hell, maybe even the entire underground! Except the Hot Lands... especially Undyne... She can just go die of starvation for all I care.

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-Killer pov-

These guys mean BUSINESS! A whole ass base in outer space!? Heh... get it? Base? Space?

Anyways, where are we now...? Oh, we're inside the thing now... how long have we been here...? Oh, we're going in separate rooms...? That's fine I guess, maybe I should cause a bit of chaos before I-

. . .

I can't teleport... is it cuz of how I'm tied up? Meh, I'm sure Nightmare'll get us outta here, no problem!

"Good... now that we've got you seated, let's-"

"You're pretty damn ugly, dude. I mean, why yo skin green!? *LONG GASP* ARE YA AN ALIEN!?!? OMG!!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY AND KILL AN ALIEN!!! YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

This'll have to do for now... man look at their faces! Oh, this is SO damn entertaining. Heheheh~

. . .

Hours had passed since we got here... this is perfect... I'll distract these guys and then Nightmare can save me then the others! Then we can murder everyone here!😈

"Welp... this is going nowhere... do I have your permission, Superman?"

"Of course, J'on... whatever helps."

I fell asleep... I didn't feel tired though... when I woke up... he was paler than me... and I'm a skeleton!

"Y-You... you're a monster...!"

"Well, DUH!!!! That's what my race is called, ya GOOBER!!!!!🙄"

"How could you murder them... your own brother as well... you even laughed at him!!"

". . . Oh . . . You LITERALLY read my mind . . .

D I D N ' T Y O U . . . ?"

"Yes, I did. But why did you-"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!! OH MY GOD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

They looked at each other, unsure of how to deal with me.

The green alien had left, but a pretty lady walked in to take his place.

"I heard that he's caused a bit of trouble... I wish they were as cooperative as the scary one was."

Of course he spilled his guts.

"Ya gave him a shit ton of food, didn't ya?" I asked her.

"Yes, and...?"

"I'm impressed... It's not easy to satisfy that guys hunger, y'know~..."

"I know... Now..."

She tied me up with her lasso. It started glowing. I feel... Weird...

"The lasso compels you to tell the truth..."

I spilled my guts. It was that stupid lasso! It was enchanted or somethin'... I even told them about how boss "fixes" my soul for me... it wasn't a big deal though... he was just trying to help... right...?

W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G, S A N S . . . ?

Chara...?

W H Y C A N ' T

Y O U J U S T

K E E P Y O U R

M O U T H S H U T ! ?

I'm sorry... please don't hurt me anymore...

"Please, Chara... it hurts...! Please, Boss... it hurts...! No more... I just wanna go home... I'm tired... *yawns*... Lemme sleep now... Goodnight Papy😴..."

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-Dust pov-

A space station...? Whatever, I'm sure we won't be here for long... Let me just... Nope, can't teleport... These two idiots are either fan boying or spaced out, pun not intended, so yeah... Guess I'm stuck here...

Oh, thank GOD! Separate rooms! Now then... what kind of mind games can I play with them...? Let's start with... him.😈

"Say... You look pretty fast... What's your "power," kiddo...?"

"One: Don't call me kiddo... and Two: None of your business."

"Tch, man... You're no fun... But I just want to-"

"That's enough." An odd looking robot man walked into the room.

"Woah! Now THIS is a backstory I'm DYING to here!"

"We're here to ask YOU questions, Mr. Not the other way around."

"Oh, but unlike you, I don't need to ask questions~."

"... Elaborate."

"Well, I may not know everything about you or your comrades, but... just by looking at ya... I get a pretty good estimation..."

I tilt my head up so they can see my eyes.

"Let's start with you, robot man... I can tell that you weren't always like this... You were human, weren't you...?"

". . ."

"Your silence is music to my ears... say, did you happen to endanger a loved one...? Did you... get them killed...? I mean, look at you... you don't even look like you have a soul... if you untie me... I can check for you... I'm quite good at looking for souls... Especially human ones~..."

"Back off! He doesn't have to tell you anything!"

The fast one sure does have a mouth on him, don't he? Why not shut him up?

"And you... You also look like you weren't born with these gifts... Actually none of you do... Except for the alien... And maybe the lady too... But you... You're special..."

I took a moment before speaking, in case he wanted to speak up.

"I'm not... that special... this was just-"

I cut him off. "An accident...? You don't accidentally obtain powers... you get them whenever your God gets bored of playing with you... so what happened in your childhood that made God strike you down with punishment... hm...?"

"H-How did you know that a lightning bolt was the cause!?"

"What, dead serious!? OMG! I was just tryin' to be mysterious! Holy shit!🤣"

"Oh... y'know, you're... really smart... too smart, actually... are the others this smart too?"

"Maybe... maybe not... are you gonna ask or beat it outta me...?"

". . . Yeah, I think we need Diana in here."

"Good idea, Barry... I'm gone... I need to go recharge... too much energy was wasted here."

"I'm getting a snack."

They both left, time to-

"I don't have enough patience to deal with you two! Why can't you just answer our questions!?😡"

Damn... she kinda... Um...

"Damn... what's your routine...? You look nice."

"Disgusting... all you skeletons are acting like-"

"We don't see women too often... And it makes us happy every time..."

"Oh... then I understand..."

"Wh-What!? Understand...!? You...!?"

"I'm from a place known as Themyscira, and there are only women on the island. No men are allowed in or out."

"Oh... that's fucked..."

"How so...?"

"I mean... are y'all into women too or... are some into men, but have to die alone cuz it's forbidden?"

"We never did any of that stuff... We grew up as trained warriors... That is the Amazonian way."

"Wait, you're an Amazonian...?"

"Yes."

"Oh... so all the women there are basically... Demigods, right...?"

"Just me, actually."

"I've read stories about your island in my world, I just forgot what it was called... I knew it existed! I guess just... Not in my universe."

"I guess not... how did you even get those books anyway?"

"I don't remember... it was in a library in one of the villages I des- um... Visited."

"I'm not stupid, but won't pry... I'll call Flash in here to keep an eye on you... I have enough information from you... I'll probably be needed for your boss."

"Huh...? But your rope will just phase through him, right?"

"Um... about that... I think you deserve to know... you see..."

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All of them began to panic. Each in their rooms, unable to teleport, use their magic properly, none were useful now. They can't do anything but wait. They have to wait... and hope Nightmare has an apple with him... Before he turns to dust.

He never told them about his past, but his true form had melted through his face in front of each of them. He got mad every time it slipped out... But it was obvious he was getting weaker... That's why he needs Dream's soul... To be strong again... To be great again!

They all thought as many negative thoughts as they could until they had none left to give... This is for their Boss!

FOR NIGHTMARE!

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-Nightmare pov-

Brother!? Brother!? Where are you, Brother!?

... No... Wake up! You have to wake up!!!

W A K E U P W A K E U P W A K E U P W A K E U P W A K E U P W A K E U P W A K E UP!!!!!!

"Wake up!"

My eyes shot open. Where am I... I couldn't remember... where was Dream...? I remember that he... No... No this can't be real...! He turned to stone...! H-He's just sleeping right...? Right...!?

I began to cry. My body aches...

"Why are you crying...?"

Who is this...?

"Wh-Who... are... you...? Where am I!? Leave me alone!!!"

"You... don't remember me...?"

"No... I don't... are you friendly...?"

I heard someone enter the room with us... a pretty lady...

"Thanks for watching him, Bruce... You may leave if you'd like."

"Your welcome, but I'd rather stay here... apparently he doesn't remember what happened to him... he looks like the other skeletons as well."

"You know my brother...?"

The lady came up to me and asked, "depends... what does your brother look like?"

I explained how awesome he was to them! He was the best person ever!😁

"No, sorry... that doesn't ring a bell... hopefully we'll meet one day, though... your brother sounds amazing."

"But you said other skeletons."

"These other skeletons are bad."

"Oh... well I'm the guardian of all negative emotions... so they probably are the few people who care about me... Maybe not."

"They call you Boss... ring a bell?"

"Maybe... head's still fuzzy... also, why am I tied up?"

"It's hard to explain... um..."

As they were explaining what I did, I noticed an odd looking apple on the counter in the back of the room.

That mixed with what they were telling me... helped me remember... everything...

It's HIS fault... he has to pay for his cruel actions... they all do... I will make them pay... I'm glad he turned to stone that day... I couldn't absorb his soul though... that's the only reason that I cried... because I was the true loser of that battle... I never got what I wanted.

"Ah... I see... thank you... now I remember... EVERYTHING!!!"

I felt the others' negative thoughts from the other rooms, which gave me the strength I needed to break free. The lady tried to grab me, but I teleported to the apple right before she could.

I ate the entire apple, including the core. I needed as much power as I could... And boy did it feel good.

I twitched as I transformed, laughing at these pathetic insects. Who do they think they are!? The audacity of tying me up!? Oh my GOD how PATHETIC do you have to be!?!?

The green magic human and alien were holding me back from killing their comrades...

Impressive~

"YOU WORTHLESS WORMS!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?!? I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!"

"BOSS!"

What do these idiots want!? Can't they see I'm trying to save them!?

"Boss, calm down!"

"We're not in danger!"

"If we kill them, we won't be able to get back home!"

. . . Liars. . .

"YOU SOFTIES!!!!"

"Boss!"

That's a new voice... how'd he follow us up here?

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-Cross pov-

Earlier...

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

Where the hell am I now!?

I was randomly teleported here! Where are the others!? And most importantly...

"WHY IS THERE A FUCKING COW!?!?!?!?"

It noticed my fear towards it and kept chasing me!

I see water... Should I try and find and exit...? Yes, I should, no questions asked!

I jumped in and swam away. I was able to find an exit, thankfully. Once exiting the cave was done, I heard a shit load of explosions in the distance.

"Are they seriously having fun without me!? *Sigh*... oh well... might as well find them and join in on the fun!😈"

Later...

Oh shit! Who tf are they!? And how'd that guy do that to the Boss!? I GOTTA SAVE 'EM! Now they're... Going up... To space... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP THERE!?

Think, Cross, THINK!

. . .

"I'VE GOT IT!"

I teleported back to that underground area and, after narrowly avoiding that cow again, stole an expensive looking plane! It took forever for it to obey my commands since it seemed to have a mind of it's own, but some careful magic and a bit of hacking helped me gain control of this beautiful machine that was about to turn into scrap metal.😈😈😈

Perfect, let's get up there!

. . .

"Now that I'm in space, let's-"

SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED

Oh shit!

I decided to ram into the floating base, using my magic to protect myself as much as I could on impact. The plane was stuck in the window, I decided to remove it, metal blinds overlapping for safety.

Alarms blared, along with flashing red lights.

I had to leave quickly, gotta get up!

There, I'm up... now, time to find the others.

Once I joined up with the others, I noticed Nightmare was on a rampage. Were he and the others trying to escape? If so, then I'm coming to help him!

"Boss!"

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"CROSS!? HOW DID YOU-!?"

"Doesn't matter," Cross said interrupting him. "Need some help?"

"YES" "NO"

Cross couldn't quite figure out what was happening... but you always have to listen to Boss, no matter what the other members say.

"THEY'RE TRYING TO HELP US!"

"YOU'RE ALL TOO SOFT! CROSS, OVERWRITE, NOW!"

Cross didn't know what to do... he swore he'd never ask him to use it again... Or was he talking to Chara...? Cuz if that's the case~.

"Understood, Boss~," he said, Chara beginning to take control. "Poor Sansy couldn't decide quick enough, so I'll take it from here~."

"WHATEVER, JUST HURRY UP!"

The others gave up, ready for whatever punishment Nightmare gives them later.

After pressing OVERWRITE, the heroes blacked out and the Sanses all teleported back to Gotham. It was limited here too, just like Nightmare's powers, so it wouldn't take them back to their universe.

But they COULD use it for mind control, and they might've found out who to use it on, but...

*yawning*

They needed a place to rest...

They found a large abandoned building that was secluded from the rest of society. When they got settled, Nightmare had some questions, so did the others.

"What did that OVERWRITE do?" Asked Nightmare.

"Got rid of their memories, altered our forms a bit so that way they think someone killed us and disintegrated our bodies." Cross answered.

"So they... don't remember us...?" Asked Horror.

"Correct." Cross answered again.

"Well... y'know what, I'm glad! They almost turned me into a softie!" Killer yelled.

"Yeah... you're right... we don't need their help finding a way back... we can figure it out all on our own! Hell, I'm starting to like this place! Those guys were more interesting than the Stars!" Dust yelled, a bit of regret still bubbling in his gut.

"Now that's more like it, fellas... besides... you really wanna waste an opportunity like this!? Just think of all the chaos we could create! And conquering this world, this universe even...!? It should be obvious what we have to do, right...?" Nightmare explained.

"What we do best..." said Cross, hoping Error won't figure out what he did, and what he'll keep doing, with the button.

"They won't know what hit 'em!" yelled Killer, a bit quieter than he normal yells.

"This is a war they cannot win," remarked Dust, with a rare, excited gleam in his eyes.

"I've always wondered what aliens taste like~," Horror said, drooling at the thought.

They worked all night and day until their base was safe and ready to sleep in, which, by the way, looked BADASS! (on the inside)

They immediately passed out as soon as their heads flopped onto a pillow, at least stealing is easy with teleportation.

They dreamt good dreams, in their case anyways.

What were they about to do before they needed sleep...?

Find out next time... Cuz the game is set!

STAY TUNED~

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Chapter 2: Anomalies

DC x Sans AU crossover!

This is where things get a little interesting.

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(this is Batman's pov before the Dark Sanses show up)

Bruce was in the middle of a meeting, yet he still couldn't get away from his responsibilities as Batman.

Because of how late it is, crime was more active. Proving my point, an explosion occurred near the building.

The evacuation alarm blared, giving him the perfect opportunity to change into his costume.

Once he arrived on the scene, whoever caused the explosion had vanished... time to investigate.

He glanced at the cameras, but noticed they were destroyed. Damn... doesn't look like anything survived. He thought.

He kept searching and searching... until he found a small piece of a bone. "Strange," he thought to himself. "If someone had died here, there'd be traces of blood and a struggle... Whoever caused all this wouldn't have had time to run and hide before I got here... It only took me a few minutes to arrive after hearing that explosion... It's almost as if it just... APPEARED here..."

Before he could do another thorough search, he was called to the Watch Tower for something important. Guess he was going to have to let the police handle the rest... Besides this bone he found, of course.

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-some time before the explosion-

At the Watch Tower, Cyborg, aka Victor Stone, had been working on a device that could travel through dimensions in order for the JLA to continue to help a good version of Lex Luthor they met that lives on another Earth. He's been working on it for about 6 months so far.

He's finished building it, but there are multiple bugs he has to fix. It recently turned on by itself and the portal flickered randomly. Once it stopped, the lights were still on, but there was no portal.

"Either this is a massive bug or..." he paused, not wanting the latter to be true. "Or something from another dimension came to our Earth." After he thought this, multiple alarms blared in the control room. He ran there, worried he might've caused hundreds, maybe even thousands of casualties.

"WHAT'S GOING ON!?" Cyborg yelled.

"We don't know, multiple explosions went off at once!" Green Lantern, aka John Stewart, explained.

"Is Lex behind this?" Asked Wonder Woman, aka Diana Prince.

"Can't be, he's still behind bars," said Superman, aka Klark Kent/Kal El.

"Nothing... and you'd think the 'fastest man alive' would at least find something," Flash, aka Barry Allen, remarked, frustrated with this outcome.

Why are most of them going off in Gotham!? Just how many anomalies are there!? Shouldn't there be reports by now!?

Questions flooded the room. Answers needed to be found before mass panic spread too far. They needed someone else to look at these reports. Someone who knows Gotham like the back of his hand. They needed...

"Send Bruce up here, now!" Yelled Superman.

"On it," said Cyborg.

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"So... that explosion wasn't the only hit... correct?" Asked Batman.

"Affirmative..." said Cyborg. "It might have something to do with the machine I was working on... it was supposed to just let us go through, but... there were a lot of bugs and... well..."

"It most likely let something else through instead?"

"Correct."

"Well, there's something I'd like to add... I don't think there's as many anomalies as we think there are."

"What do you mean...?"

"I mean that this group is small, but powerful enough to be in multiple locations at once."

"He's right," said a new voice.

It was J'on J'ones, aka the Martian Manhunter.

"Elaborate." Wonder Woman said, intrigued.

Everyone else remained silent as well, ready for an explanation.

"It took a lot of focus, concentration, and will power... but I only sensed 4 different anomalies out of all this chaos, one of them has been snooping around."

They were shocked at first, but not surprised... Batman had guessed correctly.

"Did you get a good look at them? There still aren't any pictures with the few reports that came in," Batman asked.

"Indeed... they are living skeletons... Yes, you heard me correctly... LIVING SKELETONS."

"Tell me more about the one who's been sneaking around."

"He's far more powerful than the other 3, it's most likely their leader."

Batman walks onto the teleporter and waits. "Don't even try talking me out of this... You know I'll be fine."

Hesitant at first, Superman caved and let him go and have a "chat" with the strange anomaly.

Once he left, they felt worried, afraid of losing him... But it's Batman we're talking about here... He could beat the shit outta Superman if he really wanted to.

He'll be fine...

Right?

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There it is... The anomaly.

If it's as powerful as J'on said it was, then it's sure to have noticed him already.

It's leading me into an ally way, seems like an ambush to me. He thought, wondering if he should call backup.

Despite these thoughts, he still followed it.

Once it was facing a wall, it spoke in a low, distorted voice and said, "You can come out now... We both know your cover was blown ever since you saw me."

Batman glided down and landed behind him, a lightning bolt illuminating his figure.

"If you're trying to challenge me... then plan your funeral because you won't even get close to-"

"Are you sure about that?" Batman interrupted.

Shocked, and maybe even a little impressed, the anomaly stared into the menacing eyes of his mask. After a short moment, he grinned then laughed. "Well well well... aren't you an interesting little specimen...?~"

A crash came from a nearby building, then it let out a frustrated sigh before saying, "Unfortunately I don't have time to play with you... I have some problem children to take care of and discipline."

"You mean you didn't order them to attack everywhere?" Batman asked, confused for the first time in a while.

"Nope... you got 3 dumbasses that cause chaos because they feel like it and a chocolate addict that's afraid of cows."

Bruce almost couldn't hold in the laugh after hearing that last one... almost.

"Oh, where are my manners...? I'm Nightmare... you?"

"I go by Batman, and my identity is none of your business."

"Wasn't planning on prying... Since I'm in a good mood, I won't try and kill you... Unless you do something stupid... So No following... No reporting... You gotta ZIP... Got it?"

"I don't think so... regardless of not telling your lackeys to do what they've been doing or not... I can tell you're no better than them... so you're going to AT LEAST let me follow you... besides, what's a human going to do to a bunch of powerful beings such as yourselves, hm?"

Nightmare didn't like his tone, but he does have a point... in fact, he has a better idea.

"Okay, you've convinced me... but you're now my prisoner, understood?"

To prove he won't do anything, Batman raised his arms in the air.

Nightmare restrained him with one of his tentacles, Batman being amazed at how solid it actually is despite how much it looks like mud, which is useful information just in case things go sideways. (Foreshadowing?😏)

Nightmare teleported towards the noise and found the others.

"Whatcha got there Boss...?" Horror asked, drooling at the sight of another human. "A gift for me...? You shouldn't ha-"

"You can't eat him, Horror... he's our guest... Also, where's Cross?"

"Don't know... probably got stuck somewhere..." said Dust.

"Tch... typical."

"OMG!!! A GUEST!?!?!? OH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!!!! HEHEHEHEHEH!!!" Yelled Killer.

"I dunno... something seems off about this guy... You check his stats, Boss?" Asked Dust.

"If I could, I would have done that already... something's wrong with my magic." Nightmare stated.

"Damn... Ok, let me check."

When Batman's stats popped up, his real name appeared, causing his heart to beat faster... luckily he put a tracking device on himself, he'll need some help detaining these things.

"Interesting name, Bruce Wayne... Now let's see here... Wh-What the-!?" Dust looked at his skill sets.

"OOHHHHH~!!! NOW I WANNA SPAR~!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" Killer laughed maniacally.

"Impossible! He's just a pathetic human!" Horror yelled angrily.

"Boss, we gotta get rid of him!" Dust yelled.

"Why...? He's not going anywhere, is he...?" Nightmare asked.

"There's something wrong with your magic and his skill set is greater than Chara's, even the player wouldn't be able to kill him!"

"And...? We've dealt with them before... Remember...? We'll figure out how to get back... then throw him in one of the anti-determination cells."

"That's the problem... he's not motivated by determination... it's revenge... are you even a hero...!?"

"wdym hero?"

"Boss... he barely has any LV... and has no powers... But his stats... his accomplishments.... Some are with help, but most of these were solo missions... Who the hell died for this guy to act like this!?"

"My parents..."

They all turned there attention towards Batman.

"Your parents... died?" Asked Nightmare.

"Yes... when I was very young... I swore to imprison every last criminal in Gotham... I had accidentally killed 2 people, yes... But that was a very long time ago... Never again..."

He didn't know why he was suddenly telling them everything about himself... maybe because they know his name now...? Maybe it's because...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

They laughed... they laughed at him... that was their last mistake.

"OMG, THIS IS THE MOST ENTERTAINING STORY I'VE EVER HEARD!" Killer wheezed.

"I bet they would've tasted delicious! What a waste!" Horror screeched.

"Hey, props to the dude that killed those dumbasses! Otherwise I would've never met you! This is gold! Haha!" Dust yelled, a little out of breath from laughing.

"Oh look... the human is trying to act scary..." Nightmare said, pointing a finger at Batman.

"I'm going to make you all pay for disrespecting them." Batman threatened.

"Seems like you don't know who you're talking to... you see, I'm sure you already know just by looking at us... but we kill people for a living... Well they do... I'm going to one day absorb my brother's soul just to feel certain emotions again... Also cuz I'll be able to boss an old member around again."

Nightmare felt him begin to struggle, and ordered Dust to hold him down with his blue magic. If only Nightmare had the rest of his abilities... then this human would've been dead.

Then, Batman threw something on the ground. It started filling the room with tear gas. They all started coughing and tears flowed out of their eyes. Nightmare had a hard time keeping his shape, slowly melting into a puddle. This wasn't normal tear gas.

"What... *Cough cough cough*... Was in that... Gas?" Nightmare passed out, turning into mush on the floor.

"Something that works on people who have a similar condition as you, Nightmare."

Before the other three recovered, the cavalry arrived. They had a hard time getting them, but they did in the end, thanks to John. They all looked at each other, confused, but then they locked eyes on Nightmare.

"YOU STUPID BAT, WHAT DID YA DO TO BOSS!?" Horror screeched as loud as his lungs would let him.

"COME HERE!!! I'LL KILL YA!!! WAKE UP, BOSS!!! COME ON!!!" Killer yelled, a rare, angered frown on his face.

"I NEED MORE EXP!!! COME HERE, ALL OF YOU!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! IF HE DOESN'T WAKE UP, YOU'RE DEAD!!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!? DEAD!!!!!!!" Dust screamed as loud as he could, which was the loudest he's ever yelled.

They all kept yelling, surprising the heroes at how much they cared despite Nightmare seemingly not caring back.

John knocked them out, saying that they were giving him a headache.

They took them to the Watch Tower, hoping they'd get some answers from them through interrogations.

I wonder who this 'Cross' person is... Maybe he never made it through whatever portal they came here with... Hopefully. Batman thought.

"Oh no... I have to help them! But how...?"

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I chose writing over doing the dishes, so hopefully this doesn't flop... See ya in pt 3!☺️

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Chapter 1: Strange, New Place

DC x Sans AUs crossover.

Don't hate, I know it sounds stupid, but I've done this before on YouTube. I got rid of them a long time ago cuz it's too old and discontinued... So just... Bare with me, please? 🥺

Let's get started!

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Nightmare's had enough of Dream getting in his way.

What was he supposed to do? It's not like he can get rid of him. Error left their group a long time ago, otherwise he would've asked him to try and delete Dream (except for his soul). Error probably would've deleted Nightmare too, which is why he had to leave in the first place.

Ink and Error's powers had grown over the years, and currently they're more powerful than both Dream and Nightmare. They left for a while in order to figure out what to do. They agreed that the others needed "fixing," and some things had to change.

Some AUs, unfortunately, weren't deemed "important" enough to exist, so they were deleted then replaced, but both Error and Ink must agree on how it was meant to be done.

Thankfully, neither him nor his lackeys were unimportant, thanks to Ink's convincing. Neither was Dream nor Swap, everyone calls him Blueberry. (Other people were spared too, but it's too much of a headache to name them all)

They weren't allowed to interfere with battles unless it was an emergency regarding dimensions falling apart.

Right now, Nightmare was trying to use his abilities to search far and wide for extreme levels of negativity. He needed a lot more than what he has now if he's going to eventually obtain Dream's soul. He needs it to feel happiness... to feel complete.

He searched everywhere that was known to him, but he's already tried everything. He wasn't able to reach too much farther, but when he went passed his limits, he found a very odd place. He sat there for hours, trying to better understand this new place. He couldn't make anything out though, and he didn't get much of a look either thanks to his focus being broken by a knock on the door.

"Come in!" Nightmare yelled, annoyed.

The door opened, revealing Dust's face.

"Boss, I have some concerns I'd like to discuss with you." Dust said by the front of the door.

"You may enter," Nightmare ordered, impatiently waiting for him to sit down. "Speak."

"What should we do about our enemies' rising numbers?"

"Irrelevant... it doesn't matter how many people they'll bring... We'll be victorious in the end."

"Of course, Boss... now the other thing... umm...."

Nightmare began to grow impatient, but is surprised that Dust is hesitant to speak up, which was rare.

"Dust... if something is wrong... then tell me."

". . . it turned on."

". . . W h a t d i d y o u j u s t s a y . . . ?"

"The machine turned on, Boss."

"Which one!?"

"Fell's."

"Let's go then, get the others!"

"Understood!"

They gathered the other Dark Sanses then went to UnderFell to get to the machine.

After a few threats, they took over Alphys' lab. It was, indeed, on... But something was off. He interrogated the lizard woman for answers, resulting with nothing since it's never turned on before... Even stating that it activated on its own.

He thought for a moment, but realized that him discovering a new universe might have triggered something... Is some entity guiding him...? Impossible. Maybe they built something similar to this machine in that new universe...? Yes, definitely.

He ordered Alphys to get the machine to transport them. After a few "sacrifices," she got it to work. She pushed a button, each Bad Sans vanishing afterwards.

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W A K E U P

Who's voice did I hear just now...? How long was I out...? Where am I...? Where are the others...? Why does my body hurt...? What's going on with my magic...? When did I get in a sewer...?

Questions flooded Nightmare's brain. He got to his feet and looked for a way out of the sewers. He found a ladder leading through a manhole, but he was cautious before exiting, just in case he was in the middle of a road. After careful analysis, it was thankfully leading to an ally way. He exited and looked around, making sure there weren't any cameras. He didn't see any, so he slid between shadows in order to gain more strength through the negativity in this city.

Wow! There's a SHIT LOAD of negativity here! It's INTOXICATING! Nightmare thought. *evil laugh*

"I could do this all day...!" He yelled, before hearing an explosion in the distance. "But I, unfortunately, have some problem children to deal with first."

He decided to search for his comrades before dealing with this new type of negativity.

But someone was following him, and the negative thoughts were incredibly strong with this mysterious pursuer. He decided to ignore him for now, pretending he never noticed...

He needs to be careful though...

Because this man...

Would be the most terrifying human he'd ever encountered.

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Just an idea that I thought might be fun to try out, y'know? I created this and left it here for a bit until I got a good answer to the previous post I made.

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Something Different?

Should I write a DC x Sans AU crossover? (Mainly Gotham)

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Pls more Lee! Eggman (maybe with Sonic as the ler?)

Great idea! Maybe his friends can join in too cuz... let's face it... Eggman is a big dude. Time to destroy him again!😁

Ler: Sonic, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles

Lee: Eggman

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Eggman has been attacking the city more often than normal, and it's getting on Sonic's nerves.

So what did he do about it?

It took a lot of convincing (Knux), but Sonic came up with an idea that would make sure Eggman would stop attacking for a while.

While he doesn't like using this method, he knows there's no choice at the moment, so they waited for him to show up.

Once he finally showed up, they fought and fought until Eggman lost, again.

Although, he noticed something slightly different about how they acted.

They were oddly... silent... especially Sonic, who's never silent.

-Eggman pov-

They took me down faster than they normally would... not to mention that, once they did, they constantly bashed and battered my mechs! Well, Knuckles and Amy did... Tails deactivated the emergency buttons on my uniform after he tased me... and Sonic stared into my soul... it kinda made me feel uneasy... but this is Sonic we're talking about... he won't do shit to me.

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Knuckles helped make sure he wouldn't escape by holding him down while the others tied him up. Afterwards they took him back home, which confused Eggman cuz why not turn him in...? He started getting nervous, he hates these mixtures of feelings.

Once they got back home, they went inside and walked into a small room. They removed his restraints, thanks to Knuckles and Amy keeping him from escaping, and tied up his hands and ankles, also removing his boots.

"I don't know what you're trying to pull here, rodents... but whatever you're doing won't work." Eggman stated, clearly oblivious to what's about to happen to him.

Again, they said nothing.

Instead, they grinned widely, causing a few drops of sweat to drip down Eggman's face.

What on Mobias is going on!? Eggman thought.

They sat around him, ready to begin the "torture."

Sonic sat in front of him and finally spoke for the first time to Eggman today.

"Oh Egghead~," he asked with a mischievous tone.

"He finally speaks-"

"Are you ticklish at all?"

Oh no. Was all Eggman thought at that moment.

He tried thrashing around to try and escape, but both Knuckles and Amy were holding him down so he wouldn't injure anyone. If he'd known he was going to get tickled, than he would've ran away as soon as possible from them. He thought he'd just be taken in! It's always easy to escape GUN thanks to his bots, but he was too cocky this time, and now he's going to pay the price.

Sonic proceeded to gently wiggle his fingers on Eggman's tummy, earning him a small yelp from the mad doctor.

Eggman suppressed the laughter from coming out, so Sonic looked at Tails, giving him the 'okay' to begin.

Tails got up and sat beside Eggman's feet and began tickling the soft soles, right in the middle.

Eggman's face was turning red, it was unbearable torture for him. Sonic asked the other two if they could hold him down while tickling? They both nodded, using one hand to hold him down and the other to tickle an armpit.

Eggman wriggled, trying desperately to escape. Giggles were bubbling out of him, getting louder as time went on. He also started snorting, making Sonic and the others chuckle, amused by Eggman's current state.

Sonic decided that tickling his belly wasn't enough, so instead he looked for the perfect spot for his new method.

"Hey Egghead... do you like raspberries at all...? Let's find out!"

And, once he started, just like that...

The damn finally broke.

"AAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! STAAAHAHAHAAAAP!!!!"

He couldn't hold it in anymore. He started crying with laughter after a few raspberries, even breaking down into that "HOHO" type of laugh he always does.

"WHAHAHAHAHAT DOHOHO YOHOU WAHAHAHANT FROHOM MEHEHE HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

"Easy... stop attacking us for about a month, then we stop and let you go... k?" Sonic requested.

Eggman didn't respond, he only laughed.

"Welp, guess this continues-"

"F-FIHIHIHIIINNNEE!!!"

"Hm? What was that?"

"IHI SAHAHAID FIHIHIIIIIIIIINE!!!! JUHUHUST EHEND THIHIHIS TOHOHOHOHORMEHEHEEEEENNNT!!! PLEEEEHEHEHAHAHAHASE!!!!

Sonic knew he was genuine because he said please, and he'd never say that in situations like these, besides the tickling.

Sonic waited right before Eggman would pass out, before telling the others to stop, untying him afterwards.

Once he caught his breath, he ran out of the house, called a mech, and flew back home. Sonic and the others giggled at the sight.

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The days following were rather peaceful. They only had a month before Eggman would continue his rampage, but now he knows NOT to attack too many times each day... Otherwise...

You might get tickled as a punishment again.

(It took my three tries to right this! My phone was acting up earlier so I fixed it, now I can write again! Yippee! Bye for now! 👋😁😄)

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A Bean

My beany! Oh so precious beany!

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