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what fool out there hates milfs this much

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She's if stan twitter was a person; hypocritical, morally inconsistent and dubious, and pushing her strange beliefs and interests onto everyone else

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What the fuck is even going on

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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Like fucking clockwork

new uterine lining just dropped

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Muriel when mc first tries to befriend him 😩

(With the "enough people" being asra and himself)

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

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muriel.from the arcana is a himbo. all i need to know

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

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Can't believe i spent like a month in a highschool lit class reading Hughes work and yet never once learned about the man himself

Langston Hughes (deceased)

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Gay

DOB: 1 February 1901  

RIP: 22 May 1967

Ethnicity: African American, Native American, White

Occupation: Poet, activist, writer, playwright, columnist

Note: One of the earliest innovators of the literary art form called jazz poetry, Hughes is best known as a leader of the Harlem Renaissance.

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portia, my beloved 💍💍

Ok but when Portia does that one specific mischievous face-

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This comic made me cry ugh :(

Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

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I can understand what it says but i can't understand what you're being tasked to do, pretty much my highschool Spanish class in one image

What the absolute fuck is happening here.

Why did I wait so long between Spanish classes.

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That goldfish is like: now YOU'RE the pet, human

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

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Not surprising, but disappointing nonetheless

That gap I-

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Oc doodle; inys hawkins, he's a performer

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i have no idea what this means, better rb it

hannibal is a comedy imagine attending your neurotic coworker's dinner party and him going "the trout is a very neitschzian fish" i'd be like hell yeah and the chicken is the most ligma fowl. like what

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What i learnt: if i obtain the flight spell this mockery will never happen again

Me: walks off cliff and takes fall damage

Morrowind: You should rest and meditate on what you’ve learnt

Me: are you mocking me

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i don't think I've heard of any of these films except for men in tights

Accurate