having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event
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Charlotte Emily and the puppet
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Stick together during war councils! It could get chilly!
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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pov you're claudia wolf
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I think they should all kiss
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Asexual woman and A sexual woman:
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What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell
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rhaenyra slapping a guy, wielding a sword, kissing mysaria, and riding syrax all in one episode? great day for lesbians
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Me: *scrolling tumblr*
Castiel: I love you
Me: Dear god what’s happened now
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someone put brandon sanderson in a straight jacket so he can’t write anymore IM SOBBING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BRANDON
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Moon and Kinkajou kill a man
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Darius: *says some random obscure fact about the dino chasing them*
Kenji: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.
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