Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Oh I get it now. He's called Hideo Kojima because his parents named him that
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When Gleeborp (Martian word for Earth) sends its rovers, they're not sending their best. They're not sending Gloozorps (Martian word for Martians). They're sending rovers that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're stealing our Glabbops (Martian dollars [stones]) and our Glaboppies (Martian cents [smaller stones]) and taking them back to Gleeborp for their own people to spend. We're gonna build a sphere AND we're gonna make the Gloogops (Martian word for Humans) pay for it.
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The Vessel of the Dark Soul.
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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The Surprising New Influencer Popular Among the “TikTok Teens”: Comrade Lei Feng
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IF BARRON TRUMP DOESN'T BECOME A BABYFUR I ***WILL*** SLAM THIS COUNTRY SHUT LIKE A GAMER LAPTOP
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in a way, Groundhog Day was the first roguelike movie
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