Why do parents get mad when you can’t find something
Like do you think?? I’m not trying?? To find the dustpan?? mother?? I have utterly no reason to half ass this since you took my book and won’t give it back until I procure the cursed dust shovel??? I’ve turned over every piece of furniture and you’re pretending that I’m just. Totally accountable for the fact that it’s disappeared into another dimension ? ? ??
kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.