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I have a raging hard on for medieval/armor inspired fashion
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man i wanna be a frog with a little wizard hat on
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me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
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Wait how you do this exactly?
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Why do parents get mad when you can’t find something
Like do you think?? I’m not trying?? To find the dustpan?? mother?? I have utterly no reason to half ass this since you took my book and won’t give it back until I procure the cursed dust shovel??? I’ve turned over every piece of furniture and you’re pretending that I’m just. Totally accountable for the fact that it’s disappeared into another dimension ? ? ??
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That’s unfortunate
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The Red Women
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OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES
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kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
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The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.
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i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 
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love is nothing stronger than a boy person with love ♡ (trans)
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It’s extremely important to realize that you were beautiful before someone noticed and you’ll remain beautiful in their absence.
Your beauty is not subjected to who values you for it.
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