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[118buck]

... yep. Mmhmm. Got it.

I'll shut up then, because no one gets to see your dick sticking up under your pants but me, understood?

[118buck]

I'm going to stop replying now because I'm still at work.

Oh, I can show you several places on which I can put my money... and my mouth.

[118buck]

So... I can come over right? So you can put your money where your mouth is ;)

Totally. Getting you all hot bothered makes me feel so bad...

Whattaya know? You happen to be correct about that.

[118buck]

Yeah, yeah. You seem real remorseful.

... did I hear you correctly earlier when you said Chris was at a sleepover tonight?

Absolutely.

Have I just put in a hot spot, babe? Oops. How bad of me.

[118buck]

It's good advice. I'm sure there are plenty of things we could test that theory on, wouldn't you say?

Jesus fucking christ, Eddie. I'm at work you can't just say things like that.

My Abuela used to say 'you always have to try something once before you hate it'. Of course, she was talking about broccoli and stuff, but I'm sure the principle applies ;)

Fluffy handcuffs? Pfft, that's for amateurs. Now, leathers ones- That's something I wouldn't mind watching you trying to squirm from.

[118buck]

I would say... I would not be ... opposed. To trying that.

I mean I've done the whole fluffy handcuffs thing before but those are so flimsy I knew I could have snapped them off.

Hm... Maybe it could include some sort of ropes. What would you say to that?

[118buck]

Okay now I'm really listening...

Maybe I should prevent you from leaving my bed, you know- so that you're always protected.

[118buck]

... I'm listening.

Shut up. You really think so? Hm, maybe I should get 'protective' more often.

[118buck]

Mmm... protective. That's hot ;)

Exactly... you stop me from telling people flatout they're dumb by telling them they're dumb politely.

[118buck]

Exactly... you stop me from telling people flatout they're dumb by telling them they're dumb politely.

Haha, you really think so, babe? Maybe because I tell them the exact same thing, only with a little bit of touch, whereas you tell them they're dumb to their faces.

[118buck]

See this is why I'm glad we work together... so you say something before I tell somebody their idea is dumb.

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[118buck]

Obviously. You and Chris are getting spoiled.

I should say something like "it's okay, you don't have to", but I know better now than to try and make you change your mind, don't I?

[118buck]

The adorable bit - although I will be getting you the most amazing Christmas present too. I just haven't thought of it yet.

About you being adorable, or me having everything I want for Christmas already?

[118buck]

Is that a challenge?

You couldn't get any more adorable if you try. I also have everything I want for Christmas having you.

[118buck]

I already have the best Christmas gift I could ask for.

Poor litlle me for having to pay the price for it. ;)

Anything special you want for Christmas as a gift, babe?

[118buck]

Karma's a bitch ;)

Hey, that's not fair! You know I can never say no to your hot self, babe... Are you intentionally teasing me?

[118buck]

Uh-huh.

Maybe I'll just give you a hand with that then.

I'll stick to the Fifth.