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Another AU where Luo Binghe decides to go pure demon emperor route and not join Huan Hua, only instead of arranged marriage alliance decides gonna just go for bridenapping/marriage hunt route. (He knows how protective Cang Qiong are of his Shizun (as they should be he's a danger/wife plot magnet) and he knows Yue Qingyuan will probably try and out bureaucracy him so instead just gonna steal his Shizun.

Shen Qingqiu freaking out because Luo Binghe keeps showing up on Qing Jing trying to kidnap/kill him, luckily he keeps managing to avoid him...barely. Luo Binghe seemed distracted first time, and that gave him enough time to plan all his contingencies, he's planned to escape every time so far. He's just hoping he can keep this up until mushroom bodies are ready.

Luo Binghe is beyond smitten first time he was distracted because Qing Jing peak Widow Shizun and sword mound and after that his Shizun keeps outsmarting and avoiding him. Only he sees this as a marriage hunt! and his Shziun is participating he's making Luo Binghe prove himself! Binghe is so happy.

He knows Shizun knows all about demon customs so his Shizun knows what he's doing.

The rest of the sect are freaking out! His disciple was a demon who is now a demon lord and is clearly courting him! They know demon customs and they're sure Shen Qingqiu must know to but doesn't seem to realize he's being courted!! the sect are just trying to figure out WTF is happening!? and does Shen Qingqiu actually know what's happening!?

Mobei Jun is sulking cause he tried marriage hunt but Shang Qinghua isn't participating he just cowers and isn't letting Mobei Jun chase him while Lou Binghe is gloating about how his Shizun manged to evade him all last night.

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For the rqs, might I have a Xie Lian or more of your Beast Peak Shen Yuan? Your art is so lovely! I always love seeing it come up on my dash. Thanks in advance! :D

Xie Lian AND Beast Peak Shen Yuan !

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i wanna talk about this shot

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Shen Jiu: I hate pathetic men

Shen Yuan, grabbing Luo Binghe, Shang Qinghua, Liu Qingge, Yue Qingyuan, etc.: Fine, more for me

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SVSSS AU where there is a system error when transmigrating Shen Yuan, so instead of being Shen Qingqiu, he's just a random NPC, but Shen Qingqiu still suffers from a qi deviation and does actually lose his memories. Shen Yuan, who looks like Shen Qingqiu due to the botched transmigration, decides to take advantage of the memory loss and goes to Cang Qiong and claims to be Shen Qingqiu's long lost brother. Yue Qingyuan is sceptical, but all the other Peak Lords believe him and allow him to stay with Shen Qingqiu. Shen Yuan eventually gets him to agree to allow Shen Yuan to look after his disciples and he starts by making Luo Binghe's life less miserable.

Shen Qingqiu does eventually regain his memories, but he never calls Shen Yuan on his bullshit, in fact, he plays along and acts like he's been looking for Shen Yuan for years. He even tells Yue Qingyuan that Shen Yuan is an actual brother and that he could fuck off with his accusations.

Shen Yuan believes that he was able to trick Shen Qingqiu, but in reality Shen Qingqiu is lonely and likes having Shen Yuan as company, plus he no longer needs to train the disciples which was a job that he hated

He still doesn't like Luo Binghe, especially now that he takes a lot of Shen Yuan's attention, but Shen Yuan likes the beast so he doesn't do anything about it

(years down the line the Abyss arc still had to happen, but when Luo Binghe returns it's not to kill Shen Qingqiu, but to fight him for custody of Shen Yuan)

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Villain: YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME!

Shen Qingqiu: As if some cannon fodder villain can take on a Peak Lord

Shang Qinghua: Bro, I'm also here!

Shen Qingqiu: Fine, 1.5 Peak Lords

Villain: BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE FACED WITH YOUR BIGGEST FEARS?!

A table filled with paperwork appears

Shen Qingqiu, side-eyeing Shang Qinghua: Seriously?

Shang Qinghua: Bro, you will never know the sheer terror of having two deadlines come up simultaneously

Villain: HOW ABOUT THIS!

Luo Binghe appears

Shen Qingqiu: Oh no

Shang Qinghua: Since when are you afraid of your husband?

Shen Qingqiu: That's not any Binghe, I can see it in his eyes. He's straight

Fake Luo Binghe: I only love Shizun platonically

Shen Qingqiu: You monster!

Villain: Can two different Peak Lords with real fears come after me instead?

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Shen Yuan: I still don't understand how you're still single. You're so hot!

Liu Qingge: It's because the man I'm in love with is straight

Shen Yuan: What, is he blind? Even a straight man would want to go out with you!

Liu Qingge: Really? Do you want to go out on a date with me?

Shen Yuan: You know what, yes! Let's show your crush what he's missing out on!

Liu Qingge: Holy shit, it was this easy this whole time?!

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I know that fucking classroom loud as fuck

They're just yelling and shit 😭😭 until you hear Azul swing on Idia and then Idia deploys his robot army on Azul

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I know that fucking classroom loud as fuck

They're just yelling and shit 😭😭 until you hear Azul swing on Idia and then Idia deploys his robot army on Azul

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More of weasel Grim

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hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

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 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

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Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.

Headcanon for Danny is where he gets summoned by the Justice League to earn the trust, achieve peace, and form an alliance between the world of the living and dead, in the name of the greater good.

they were perplexed when they weren't met by the sight of the high king Pariah Dark standing in between the ritual circle (they haven't updated their scrolls yet, don't mind them)

Instead, there stood a young ghost who called himself Phantom and greeted them happily with a few jokes here and there, which made sense for everyone present because jesters were known to be the ones to send dire news to the king safely without getting their heads cut off from their lower bodies.

The Justice League Dark took a big sigh of relief (Constantine), thinking they were somehow blessed to skip meeting the high king, so relieved in fact that he forgot that the summoning spell was meant to be for the high king and high king only.

Phantom just smiled innocently through the whole ordeal, doing his best to avoid looking suspicious and breaking character as the jester of the Infinity Realms. Can you really blame him for wanting a bit of fun? He was so... tired! of the endless paperwork the Observants kept dumping on him.

PLUS: JESTER!DANNY CHARACTER DESIGN

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Incorrect quotes#904...Girls

Thirteen: You're wearing make-up 

F!Mc: Oh, it's just eyeliner, Do you like it? 

Thirteen: ...Looks okay... I guess 

-Later-

Thirteen, sobbing into Lilith's shoulder: She looked so good 

Lilith: I know

Thirteen: I'm so lesbian

Lilith: I know... 

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↪ 07. An explosion of emotions

PREV PART trigger warnings: anger, medical + emotional neglect, shouting, Reader loses their shit because Jason triggers their fight and flight, mental breakdown, mentions of wanting to die, basically a very angsty and dark chapter misgendering (Reader isn't out yet), introduction of a dc character main m.list           series m.list

Ignorance is bliss, and you wish you kept that ignorance. After Maria sent you an article that has been logging Penguin crimes, you just couldn’t help but research them obsessively as you walk back to the manor.

You wince as you see a mugshot from your supervisor flash by. Yeah, you are closing this article and forgetting everything you read. The job pays well, and when you get into university you’ll just quit and get a job or two on campus. It will most likely be shit pay, but at least it wouldn’t morally weigh on you. “Just until you can move out,” you mumble as you open the front door. “and the colleagues are kind…”

When you walk through the door, there was Jason, you try to ignore him. Swimming in your thoughts, yet to notice how impatient he has been, how irritation was brewing in the air.

“You and I are going to have a chat about your behaviour towards Alfie,” Jason says, snapping you out of your thoughts and your eyes snap up to his. You could feel your heart start to pound, why was Todd speaking to you. “and before you refuse, we are going to the park.”

He looks irritated, but his eyes aren’t that glowing green. They are dull, not the vibrant colour that haunts you every time you close your eyes. “...No…” you assert, picking the skin around your fingers, your posture slumped and you look terrified. “I see no need to go anywhere with you, I see no reason why you would need to speak to me about my behaviour.”

He just sighs and shakes his head. “My god, I suggested a public area, we need to talk because you’re a disrespectful piece of shit. Stop being a---”

“No. We don’t, and you are the piece of shit! I am just done taking everyone’s bullshit.” you interrupt, your tone harsher and your stance more confident than before but you still look pathetic to Jason. You still look like the same teen he beat up that day, sure your eyes are harsher and your body is littered with scars he gave you. But you are still the same pathetic child clingy to the memories of your mother. “You have yet to show remorse for your actions after all these years, I will never be alone with you again.”

He scoffs, but he doesn’t say anything. It’s not like he could deny that the apology was insincere, and he still feels little to no remorse. He sighs; “It was years ago, grow up.”

“Why don’t you fucking grow up!” you suddenly shout, throwing your bag on the ground. The echo of your shout loud and you could hear doors open. “You beat up a child! I was barely a teen and you still can’t fucking apologise! You still can’t look me in my eyes and admit what you did was wrong! None of you can! I was attacked by my supposed brother in my own room!” You could feel your muscles tense as your pain intensifies, anger is a painful emotion to have. But to hold it in is even more painful. “You destroyed most of what I had left of my mother and her family! Why?! Because you were jealous that Bruce took in his recently orphaned biological child?!”

You step closer to Jason, your eyes are scaring him, you look like you are in pain. But at the same time you look vengeful. You look like you’ve been pushed to the limit. “You don’t understand,” he hisses, stepping closer to you. He won’t be intimidated by a civilian.

“Then fucking let me!” you shout, basically spitting it out. Your nose flaring and your hands shaking. “You all tell me that I don’t understand, yet you all tell me that I have to forgive and forgive as you tear my heart out! And I am done! I am finally getting my life together, finally taking the next steps. And now you suddenly want to talk?! But you still refuse to explain?!”

You laugh, it was hysterical. If Jason didn’t know the laughs of the Joker, intimately, he would compare them in a heartbeat. Without thinking he grabs your arms, trying to force you away from him. Your siblings were watching the fight, he didn’t want to turn around to see Stephanie, Cassandra and Barbara. If he did, he would see their confused faces. He would see how they don’t understand your anger, and he would see Tim finally telling them the full story. A story that Cassandra had deciphered from just your shouting. A story that made it seem like you were in great physical pain.

“None of you have any rights to my time!” You shout, trying to get your arms lose from Jason’s grip. “And you have no right to touch me!” But Jason still didn’t let you go, you want to keep shouting, you want to shout at him until he let’s you go. Until he realises what harm he has done to you. Until your whole family finally realises all they’ve done, why did Tim seek you out? Why couldn’t Alfred just leave you be?! Why couldn’t you just keep your anger hidden until you were gone?! “Stop touching me, I hate you. I wish I died that day! I wish I didn’t have to live like this!”

You weren’t even shouting at him anymore. You were shouting at all of them, you were shouting about everything they’ve put you through. But you were also finally letting out the emotional pain your illness has given you. You’re shouting to the heavens, you are shouting to whoever will listen. You are shouting because the pain has finally become too much to handle.

The straw that breaks the camel's back has finally come.

You’re like a bucket overflowing with water, you are full of emotions that Jason had never seen you express. The only time he has ever seen you shake like this was that day, oh gods, what has he done?

You’re broken in ways he will never understand. You are in pain, and he’s the reason why. You are slipping, you’re breaking down and he doesn’t know what to do. “Step away from them,” he suddenly hears Duke’s voice, a boy that Bruce had recently thought about adopting, a meta that joined their ranks. Wait, is he calling her, them? “before I knock your teeth out.”

Jason steps backs in shock, his hold of you disappearing, but you didn’t even notice. Your hands going up to your shoulders as you start scratching. Oh my dear, you look crazed, you look as if you belong in Arkham Asylum. And Duke, he looks like he knows you. “(Name)” Duke whispers, trying to get you to stop scratching yourself. It almost seems as if you were trying to scratch away your pain, and by the gods, you were attempting to. Your fingertips bleeding, your eyes full of tears. “I am here, it’s Duke, your lab partner, what can I do for you?”

“I need to die,” you whisper, your eyes snap to his. “can you kill me?”

“You know I can’t,” he whispers, brushing some of your hair out of your face. Carefully making sure that his fingers don’t get tangled in your hair, if his fingers were to do that you would panic even more. Your mind would set you back even more, at least now you seem partly lucid. “but I can and will listen.”

You choke on a sob, and tears start streaming down your face as you slowly stop scratching. You barely know him, and here he is in your home (for whatever reason unknown to you), offering his ear to you. “What’s going on?!” Jason whisper-shouts, staring at Dick for guidance. He doesn’t know what to do. He doesn’t know how to act, not with the slimy feeling in his chest. Not with this voice in his head whispering that this is all his fault. Dick stares at him and mouths; ‘I have no idea’

But you ignore it all.

“You promise?” You ask Duke, your eyes show how scared you are to be hurt. Your body language defensive. Black spots were slowing clouding the corner of your eyes.

“I promise.”

And with that you close your eyes.

NEXT PART Notice how I was in a dramatic mood here?

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