118inthewild

[118inthewild]

Eddie: I accidentally ate Buck’s Christmas cookies. How long do you think I have left? Chris: Ten. Eddie: Ten? Chris: Nine.

[118inthewild]

Bobby: I'm Bobby Nash, captain of this firehouse. I can do what I want Hen: I'm calling Athena Bobby: no, wait-

[118inthewild]

Eddie: have you told anyone we’re dating? Buck: yes, Eddie, i have no self control and told the whole 118 we’re secretly dating Eddie: okay, no need for the sarcasm Buck: no, seriously. i have no self control and i told the whole 118 we’re secretly dating

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Buck: Eddie is out of town, so i’m going to cut the sleeves off all my shirts Hen: Why would you do that? Buck: He’s basically 98% of my impulse control

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Hen: you guys got in a car accident?! what happened? Athena: well, Bobby and I were on the road and suddenly, this deer came out of nowhere. so I said ‘Bobby, deer!’ Hen: and? Athena: tell her what you did Bobby: Bobby: I replied ‘yes honey?’

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Eddie: I think I’m in love with Buck. *literally anyone*: Congratulations, you’re officially the last one to know.

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Eddie: please? for me? Buck: don't do that Eddie: do what? Buck: you think that every time you say 'please? for me?' i'll do whatever you want. not this time. Eddie: please? for me? Buck: okay fine

[118inthewild]

Hen, looking at Karen: Anyone with hair that gorgeous has to be guilty of something

[118inthewild]

Buck: Eddie, don’t say a word Eddie: fergalicious Buck: i said no words! Eddie: oh, i see. so two weeks ago, when we were playing scrabble, it wasn’t a word. but now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you

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Buck, walking into the kitchen fuming: why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?! Eddie: Bobby: Hen: Chimney: what does that even mean?

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Chimney: Babe, babe! Do the thing! Maddie: *smiles* Chimney, breathlessly: oh my god...

[118inthewild]

Bobby: Eddie, have you seen Buck? Eddie: I'm not seeing Buck! Bobby: ...what Eddie: what

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Maddie: That's it! No more talking about Eddie. Buck: but you told me to get it out of my system... Maddie: I didn't realize how much you have in your system!

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Bobby, tearing up: i'm so proud of Buck Athena: why... Bobby: he's doing so well at work Athena: he nearly got himself killed today. again. Bobby: he's trying, Athena

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Buck: [does something ridiculous] Eddie: great, like i needed to get any MORE attracted to you Buck: wait what? Eddie: a-annoyed! annoyed by you! that’s what i said i-

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Buck: I want a refund. Eddie: On..? Buck: Life.

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Buck: My husband is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “Your hot bread is done,” he says to me. Disgusting. Eddie: I don’t say that. “Hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds. Eddie: “Your lightly warmed bread is done.” I tell you. Eddie: One of these days I’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “Wow this is perfectly done”. Buck: “Thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me.