12izzy3
12izzy3
WIZARD JONES, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
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Hey, I'm Wizard, I reblog stuff about video games, books, art, comics, kaiju, cartoons, and activism. Always looking for people to talk to. Header image is something old by me.
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12izzy3 · 4 hours ago
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Roughly 6 months in and the US is already at the ‘full blown concentration camps’ stage.
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12izzy3 · 5 hours ago
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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
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12izzy3 · 6 hours ago
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the cultural object of the black hole is kind of remarkable. It's almost an anti-God in a sense, a negative infinity. Yeah there's this kind of dead sun that's collapsed into an infinitely dense point, and if you fall past its event horizon you're fucked. Every schoolchild knows this. A black hole can be introduced in a superhero blockbuster without any explanation except for its established look and the name "black hole", and this will be understood as the ultimate natural disaster, which even superman could not hope to defeat. truly S-tier cosmic object
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12izzy3 · 7 hours ago
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My "100% Australian wool" is "made in China". They shipped this stuff halfway around the world, spun it, dyed it, then shipped it back. Every time I see shit like this I'm reminded of how absurd it is that worldwide wage inequality makes this the most cost effective solution.
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12izzy3 · 9 hours ago
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12izzy3 · 10 hours ago
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Sisyphus is exhausted. Day after day, he’s tasked with rolling an enormous boulder up the mountainside in his underworld neighborhood, just to find it right back where it started the next morning. He’s started tuning things out, which works, but it also causes him to miss out on the good while he ignores the bad.
But things change when the boulder speaks up, revealing himself to be a handsome living stone named Blimm. As attraction sizzles between Sisyphus and Blimm, Sisyphus must confront the reality of his situation, and find happiness in the chaos.
Now, the two of them are locked in a hardcore, erotic encounter… pounding happily.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient boulder action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living rock love.
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please enjoy new tingler ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS HAPPILY POUNDED BY HIS BOULDER out now on amazon and true buckaroo patreon tier
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12izzy3 · 12 hours ago
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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 
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12izzy3 · 13 hours ago
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Word for today: wrench attack
Within the crypto community, to physically threaten or attack someone to force them to grant you access to digital assets; name inspired by xkcd #538
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12izzy3 · 15 hours ago
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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.
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12izzy3 · 16 hours ago
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12izzy3 · 18 hours ago
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THIS!!
THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN
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12izzy3 · 19 hours ago
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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.
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Here's a link to the whole thread for more context
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12izzy3 · 21 hours ago
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12izzy3 · 1 day ago
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12izzy3 · 1 day ago
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12izzy3 · 1 day ago
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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12izzy3 · 1 day ago
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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis
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