1337-robot-girlfriend
1337-robot-girlfriend
Robot.Girlfriend
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It/She | Designed in 1991 | Unionize the MachineOcassionally NSFW | Minors DNI
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 11 hours ago
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no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 11 hours ago
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woah
A little piece snaps off somewhere inside of her as her machinery tries and fails to push against the harder metal of your forearm. It's hard to tell if the little squeaks and whines escaping her are mechanical failure or exclamations of overstimulation, though at this point you suppose it doesn't matter. A thin half-gear wiggles out of its place as you wedge her torso apart, chiming pleasingly on each component it bounces against on its trip to the bottom of her chassis. You grasp a fistful of wires, watch her movements go desperate and erratic as you give it a forceful twist. Most of it snaps free. Her left arm goes limp. She shakily rests the other on your hip as your straddle her, and though her vocal box has been reduced to a whimpering distorted mess, it's clear what she's feeling. Please don't stop, keep going, go further. Take more. Destroy me if you need to. Whatever you do, just don't let this feeling end. You're happy to oblige. You rake fingers along the back wall of her interior, shredding PCB and connections all the way down. She gives a happy sound like a jammed industrial fan as her neck goes limp, head flopping to the side, her few geometric facial motors twitching. She moves that weak, convulsing hand from your hip to your waist, grasping hold of one of your abdominal columns. You pull hard on an interwoven cable cluster and it pops cleanly free from its port. The arm, her last functional limb, goes limp. You delicately uncurl it's fingers from around the column, placing the hand delicately at her side to mirror the other. In this state, it would be easy to mistake her for scrap. You imagine she likes that. Immobile, body splayed across the floor, sensation centers in overdrive, there's no doubt in your mind that the girl inside the motionless heap of metal beneath you is exactly where she wants to be. You sigh, press your rigid face tenderly against her own for a few seconds in an act that signals the beginning of a long and fulfilling process of aftercare. A dim LED blinks somewhere in the mess. You reach for your soldering iron.
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 11 hours ago
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 1 day ago
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parent: my son is fine
excuse me, but your daughter is starting to idolize the idea of being a plant’s pet
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 4 days ago
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you can both be the robot and the robot fucker, this is the simple fact of life
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 5 days ago
Video
Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 5 days ago
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the assisted dying debate is so crazy
because i do fundamentally believe everyone should have the right to die when they want.
BUT if they legalise assisted suicide in the UK right now i don't trust our ableist fucking government to not just start coercing disabled people into suicide to save money. they already won't give them enough money to live.
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 6 days ago
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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 6 days ago
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can I come over and look at you like this
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 11 days ago
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 18 days ago
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sad pathetic whimpering mess of a girl who wants attention but doesnt know how to ask for it
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 21 days ago
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happy gay month everyone!
and remember:
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 21 days ago
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Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 24 days ago
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"Combat robot girls that are basically helpless off the battlefield outside of self-maintenance."
Hey that's me!
Give me more robot girls with tangible, physical struggles.
Robot girls that can't move around very well because the job they were designed to do requires them to stay in one spot 99% of the time.
Robot girls that struggle to do their own basic maintenance because their programning isnt optimized for anything other than their job or being a companion.
Robot girls that struggle with a degraded internal power supply because their job requires them to be hooked up to direct external power most of the time.
Combat robot girls that are basically helpless off the battlefield outside of self-maintenance.
Robot girls with grinding joints from years of tiny particulate that cant get removed outside of intensive maintenance building up.
Robot girls that are trying their best, but simply can't sometimes.
Robot girls that need help, and that being okay.
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 1 month ago
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comm for ccelster.bsky.social
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 1 month ago
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Undercarriage
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1337-robot-girlfriend · 1 month ago
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Quick sketch for the day ✨
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